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Are Aries Men The Most Macho Of All???

November 26, 2009 in Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 84 comments

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This red “frictionator’ truck is apparently powered by an actual rocket. It is probably illegal in the parking lots of malls and the like but comes in v.handy for off-road desert truck racing and freaking out your neighbours so that they think twice before chucking a snail over the fence. It is also an Ariesmobile – yes?

Ages ago, i read in an astrology book (one of the first i ever read) that Aries men were the most masculine and Piscean women the most feminine. This is trad gender roles – yes – but it’s kind of interesting. Aries is ruled by Mars and Aries men are very singular. They’re blunt, brave, up themselves to an insane degree and fantastic leaders. A bit low on empathy, some might say. Are these male traits? Are Aries men the most macho of all? Would all Aries men secretly love a rocket powered truck like the one above? And so where does this leave Pisces men? Girls? Or hairdressers?

See Also: Your Aries Male Ex.

Are All Aries Women Macho?

Which Sun Sign Is Most Likely To Covet The Huggable Pillow Of Light?

November 12, 2009 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 51 comments

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YES! What a genius idea!!! And just SO utterly perfect for a Dark Moonie weekend or for when retiring to bed amidst severe astro-weirding. It is apparently a little bit warm, very soft and squishy + the light is the sunlight (LED?) variety so one’s Seasonal Mood Disorder can be alleviated.

Which Sun Sign would covet it??  Well, I am ruling out the Fire Signs. Aries & Leo like to think that they themselves are the only source of light ever desired. Saggo has enough heat/energy to power any island continent, but tapping into it would require that the Saggo stay still long enough.

Gemini? YES! They love gadgets and are always on-trend.  Taurus? No. It would not go with their usually trad decor, though the texture might win them over. Kataka? YES!  Security, cuddliness, a night-light….What’s not to like?

Virgo? NO.  Too hard to clean. And it’s polyester.  Libra? No, like Taurus, it would probably clash with their v.clear idea of decor and harmony. Scorpio?  NO. Not sexy enough. Capricorn? No. Not utilitarian enough.

Aquarius? Yes – though they would want it to have even MORE features…Like the lights to flash in such a way that it stimulates Theta brain waves.  Pisces? Yes, once he/she has consulted their Feng Shui master.

Thoughts?

Astro-Query; Your Dream Voice?

July 24, 2009 in Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 31 comments

This Donald Duck clip is SO poignant, truly.

Am not going to name any particular signs here, but I am wondering if there is a particular Sun Sign – or Mercury sign, for clever-clogs – that is more prone to getting elocution lessons, trying to move beyond the natural accent of their background, bung on a totally different voice or try to speak more proper, like. That was ironic crap grammar.

Geminis & Aquarians have a shocking propensity to automatically mimic whatever accent is around them. Around rah-rah types, they’ll ponce it up to become braying horray Henry/Henriettas and at the local Indian, they’ll suddenly sound authentically Bombay born-and-bred. Libra & Capricorn are usually credited with the social climbing evolution of accent whilst I have watched female Pisceans be crapping onto their friends in a high-pitched rave and suddenly switch into sexy breathy goo-goo all-purpose come hithery tones upon the  arrival of a potential ‘mate.’  Taureans – I think – have beautiful voices & tend to be the most melodious speakers…

Thoughts???

Astro-Poll: Which Sign Thinks The Sun Shines Out Of His/Her…

July 20, 2009 in Astro-Poll by Mystic Medusa | 80 comments

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Astro-Beauty: Your Own Personal Hippy

July 8, 2009 in Astro-Beauty by Mystic Medusa | 39 comments

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Could this be YOU heading out to pick some reishi mushrooms for your new face potion? Or never in a trillion years? I only ask because i just made my own antioxidant body lotion – plain petro-poly-gycol-shit free base with powdered vitamin C stirred in – & then thought Is This Normal?  Or, rather than worrying about norms, is it a throwback to hippy-dom OR the coming thing, part of the craft revolution? Is it an Earth sign thing? And whom cares to share their face D.I.Y. recipes for beauty masques et al.  I once did the egg in hair thing – egg yolk & mayonnaise – but rinsed it off with too hot water so it turned into something akin to an omelette. For a date with a LEO. Yick. Leos trust only brands and billions-of-dollars-funded-laboratories and the word of proper spokesmodels.

The Country – Love or Loathe It?

July 2, 2009 in Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 45 comments

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This is not me in the country. South Node in Sagittarius, you understand. Which means North Node in Gemini, which equates to loving the urban vibe.  But seriously, i have no real data on this other than vague astro-cliches re Taureans being naturally bucolic. But, really?  Earth Signs should probably naturally adore the country. Then again, Liz Hurley, whom is a raving Gemini, recently wrote a paeon to heavenly rural life; it’s sexier, it’s cleaner & fabulous service at darling little country delis.  I go bats in the country. I need dinky little cafes, cinemas, gyms, bookshops and a sense of urbane tolerance all around me. A poll – please & don’t hold back…Do you love or loathe the country?Maybe it is a Moon thing?

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Liz Hurley, farming, from Tatler.

Astro-Gaga: Would You Date A Male Ballet Dancer?

June 19, 2009 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 34 comments

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I mean, God. Really. Can you imagine? First there is the, er, “pincushion” effect and then there is the musculature. Factor in also that he is an artiste and that he spends all day surrounded by lithe lovelies tucking their ankles behind their necks to stretch. Or casually piouretting around en pointe.

My Imaginary Male Ballet Dancer would have to be Gemini & madly into getting Jungian psychotherapy three times a week, to help him interpret his ballets better. He would drink only a special brand of Peruvian mineral water that has the right mineral balance or Australian chablis chilled to near Zero and make jealous scenes at restaurants. He would spend secret weekends practicing doing wheelies on his pushbike, binging on MacDonalds and looking at the S.E.T.I. site.

See Also: Would You Date A Male Supermodel?

Astro Sun Sign Query Du Jour: Parties

May 13, 2009 in Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 44 comments

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Actually, this is more about the Elements; Fire, Air, Earth & Water.

My theory is that the Fire Signs charge in shrieking shitloads of darlings and/or doing hale & hearty guffaws, slapping peeps on the back. Then after a bit of bragging, they’ll insist on dancing and have no probs tearing up rugs or furniture if it gets in the way of their moves.

Earth Signs care more for the food, drink & music component of a gathering and if peeps aren’t getting enough to eat, an Earth Sign will front the host/hostess about it. Ditto if they think the plants need watering or there is an issue with the catering. They also like to check out the decor.

Air Signs like to put on a dazzling display of their Power of Glib, do some info-brokering, network, tell jokes and gossip. If there is nobody interesting enough for them to talk to, they’ll sulk and it doesn’t matter how lavish the surroundings or fab the food etc.

Water Signs are all about the emo & pulling. Shortly after arrival they will be holed up in the corner hearing someone’s completely lurid confession, nodding tearily at the details and/or holed up in the bedroom getting to know their latest conquest.

This is totally off the top of my head. Fair cop or utterly inaccurate raving astro-cliches?