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A Dark Moon Debate…

September 16, 2009 in Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 103 comments

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I think that with heartbreak, just like childbirth, that you forget the pain….

True, False or Way, WAY too complicated for such a trite simplification?

And, I mean the heartbreak of a romance ending or even just thwarted lust, not heartbreak resulting from atrocity or tragedy.

Then again, I have Venus (heart, love, romance) in Mutable Pisces so maybe THAT does the trick? Whereas Venus in – say – Kataka might not only not forget but actually double-back to poke at the bruise a bit. Venus in Aries probably wouldn’t even admit that there WAS a break or a bruise. Venus in Taurus would have the whole thing documented.

There would SO be a paper trail with blame properly apportioned and stuff divvied up…These are just off the top of my head. Please don’t take offence or nark off at me that your Venus sign is demonstrably the sanest bit of planetary woo-woo this side of the Milky Way.

Okay – your Venus Sign and whether you think heartbreak is like childbirth and that you forget the pain…Or NOT.

Astro-Fiends; Asteroid 34 – Circe

July 24, 2009 in Astro-Fiends by Mystic Medusa | 56 comments

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Circe was an enchantress who had a year long relationship with the hero-warrior Ulysses. It was a bit complicated as she first tried to put a spell on him & she also turned his team of trusty helpers into swine. Plus he was married. The accounts vary but her father was the Sun-God Helios/Apollo & her mother either the Goddess of Witches – Hecate or a sea nymph. Circe was an accomplished mistress of metamorphing, a skilled herbalist, necromancer and illusionist. The term “holy moly” is linked to her tale. Moly is an old name for the flower Snowdrop, the essence of which Ulysses used as an antidote to her witchy potion.

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Astrologically, she is asteroid number 34. You can use the Extended Chart Options on Astrodienst to see where Circe is in your chart or anyone elses and by transit. Not much is said about asteroid Circe in astrology – she would clearly be an influence of magic, cunning & libido. She is loosely trine my Ascendent but i weirdly found asteroid Circe to be present by transit a lot…Theoretically, she’d come in handy for betwitching men…At the moment she’s at 10 Libra. A man with Circe near his Moon, Venus or Descendent would find himself unfathomably drawn to witches.

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Astro-Housewitchery; The Peachblossom Remedy

July 13, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Good Housewitchery by Mystic Medusa | 6 comments

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The Peachblossom Remedy is one of the most notorious in Feng Shui.

Why? Because it’s tremendously effective at attracting love/lust but you really should not set it up sans having a proper Feng Shui consult first. Also, it is renowned for bringing in suitors but not necessarily what my Feng Shui Master calls a “quality relationship.” And it’s probably best to also ensure your bed direction is correct as well. So whilst I totally get all this and recommend peeps fix all the Feng Shui/geomancy/uncluttering before activating this, the Peachblossom Remedy is helpfully online here.

If anyone wants to give it a bash & then blog it in the comments stream, it would be VERY interesting. I put mine up the other month but had to take it down I was too busy to deal with the phone calls & requests for “dates.” It totally works but that “quality” provisio is accurate. I love Feng Shui. I often muse about doing a service where I go to someone’s house and skilfully unclutter etc it for them but nobody would let me be ruthless enough, I know it.

Another interesting romance ritual to do is to get the moment of your Venus Return – it is like Saturn Return but much more common and pleasurable. Your Venus Return is when Venus – Goddess of Love, Beauty, Sexual Rapture et al – gets to the same position she was at when you were born. You light a pink candle & do various other things. But you need to either be an astro-fiend, an ephemeris whiz or get an Astro-Query to figure it. If you want to meet someone amazing, it’s a fantastic date to go out on. Sunrise on a Friday is also lucky lovewise and good for Venus Rituals if you don’t know your Venus Return date AND when Mars is on your Venus – about once every two years as well.

L’Uomo Aries

July 9, 2009 in Astro Gaga, Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 71 comments

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In case you do not know, Mr Strauss is an author who wrote a book called The Game; Penetrating The Secret Society Of Pick-Up Artists. He considers himself one – using the pseudonym ‘Style’ – and has also just released a book about how to live ‘off the grid.” Check out his My Space. Seriously. Look at it. It’s essential for the astro-lesson coming.

He appalls me but i am also sort of in awe at his gall. Why now? Well, my Handsome Piscean Ex (HEX) whom i rarely see as he lives interstate & is married, has become enthralled to this damned guy. He tried a few of the stupid, patented pick-up moves on me until finally i said “have you been reading that f**King stupid book?” He admitted it. He thinks the guy is a genius. It’s not about finding love or having a relationship – it’s like a whole separate lifestyle concept.

Anyway, HEX didn’t pick up that night. He fell asleep on my couch, bitching about feminism mid-sentence when he fell asleep. But i vowed to check out the astro-data for Mr Strauss. Just now i found his birthday. It’s hard to get as he bullshits about it but one of his frenemies in the “seduction community” outted him turning 40.

I mean, look at ANY of those links and tell me he is not a nervy piece of work. How the hell can someone proclaim themselves the world’s greatest pick-up artist and survivalist expert?

Guys, he is a MULTIPLE CONJUNCT ARIES: Sun, Mercury, Venus & Saturn – that’s a lot. Moon maybe in Libra or Scorpio. He has Jupiter with Pluto – which IS the mogul indicator. He has taken a fairly yicky premise and made shitloads from it. He’s clearly a great $$ operator. And he’s got Uranus conjunct South Node at 1 Libra. WHICH means that he should actually have some kind of genius insight to offer society when Saturn crosses over it in Nov/Dec. Plus Pluto is squaring it. And then again in late 2010. But what? I reckon maybe he’ll run for politics, lol.

But yes, self-proclaimed Expert in both Survival & Seduction is SO Aries Man and he’s full of it. Aries planets, I mean.

Also, is this just me, but do the fingerless lace gloves worn the lady in the picture above signify that she may be on the clock rather than someone pulled via his stunning expertise? God, I am SO PMT.

The Astrology Of Pepe Le Pew

July 6, 2009 in Astro-Fiends, Astro-Weird, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 26 comments

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Fantastique! If I had not whizzed to Wikipedia to check Pepe Le Pew’s birth details (for a cartoon character, it is always their first appearance in media & it’s sooo accurate) I would not have known that Johnny Depp drew upon the French skunk for his portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. Hmm.

Anyway, Pepe is known for falling inappropriately (ie; inter-species) in love and making grand gestures that are utterly at odds with the actual reality of the “relationship” in play. I mean, he is a Skunk. But he sees himself as a grand seducer in the classic tradition.

The astro, of course, fits. Get this. He is a Capricorn (ambitious, aspires to the high life and trophy partner) and his Moon is in Libra with Venus in Pisces. So the latter two means he is a natural romantic as well. It’s not just cynical chasing down of a “catch.” Venus in Pisces sextiles Mars in Capricorn so there’s a libido throbbing away there as well BUT the aspects I love of Pepe Le Pew’s are:

* Venus in Pisces Squares Uranus in Gemini – He’s a bit perverse & kinky. He is maybe not so mistaken after all when he goes after cats instead of skunks, his own species.

* Mercury in Saggitarius squares Jupiter in Virgo – This is such a good expression of those grandiose gestures & insane serenades he indulges in. His need for candour is hyped by O.T.T. Jupiter & the Virgoan discrimination is swamped by an overblown Mercury in Sagg.

* Moon conjunct Neptune – the perpetual dreamer. He may have extremely lucid & sensual dreams that break into his everyday reality.

He needs a very creatively fulfilling and involved job so that the fantasy element of his life can be worked out positively rather than by stalking uninterested cats and attempting to hide his true nature with copious amounts of scent.

Astro-Query: Dating Guides?

June 29, 2009 in Astro In Books, Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 60 comments

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Ages ago, i got sent a review copy of The Rules & everyone who came to this dinner party at my house denounced it on various grounds. End of the night the book was gone – nicked. So even though i was married then, i bought a copy – curious – somebody came over, again, said it was crap – stole it. The local library says it is always their most nicked book as well.

Why Men Love Bitches is actually a fab read though i had to always quickly hide it when any of the Aquarians came over & it fits into the same category as The Rules; essentially – men love/need to chase, don’t deny them that thrill and while you’re at it, have some fuqing standards. There are a few in that same genre and then there are the more New Agie ones where you’re into candour & honesty, letting someone know how you feel et al. Barbara De Angelis (the ex wife of Men Are From Mars -Women Are From Venus dude) is prob more in that genre. And then there are ones written by male pick-up artists or the genre where men tell us ladies to get with how men actually just are. Sigh. And this is without even entering into gay relationships.

What I want to find out is if there are some signs more or less inclined to ever look at a dating/self-help relationship book?

Also whether your essential instinct (if you are happily married please just hark back to dating) is to treat-them-mean-to-keep-them-keen OR total goobly candour?

And what approach works best on what sun sign?

I think The Rules sort of work (especially when it comes to keeping your own dignity by not text-stalking etc) but maybe not on Aquarian men. Well, actually they work too well on some men- to the point that the second you relax and are nice/available/candid – they’re evasive.

Venus sign if you know it please!

Delia Antwerp-Aars on Holiday

May 17, 2009 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 19 comments

Lower Gemini Delia Antwerp-Aars has left her fave Bauhaus armchair....

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D.I.Y Astro – His (Hetero) Venus

April 21, 2009 in D.I.Y. Astro, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 141 comments

daisy-duck-valentines1 You can tell a lot about a het bloke from his Venus. Or HER Venus if she be gay. It’s what he fancies. And of course there is the Moon as well, but that’s more like the Mother, what he feels comfie with. If you want to analyze his pure lust/falling-for quotient check out the Venus; the sign & the house + any aspects but stick within a few degrees of exactitude or else you went send yourself bats.

It’s eerily accurate. For example, a guy has (say) Venus in Saggo. Rock up tanned & with some top you got at a market in Thingistani. Wear turquoise beads. Be fidgety. Get emo about how important the separation of Church & State is to you. Say you’re actually really bummed out because your snowboard hasn’t been fixed yet. Putty in your hands. Of course if he has his Venus in Saggo square Pluto than you also casually mention that your last relationship broke up because he wasn’t kinky enough. Trine Saturn? You cut your last trip short to come back and do some bush regeneration volunteer work that also helped you get in some networking with Blah-Corp.

Venus in friendly aspect to the Moon means there is not any conflict between women he feels aroused by and those he feels relaxed with. When they square, it’s tricky. eg; I know a Taurus with a Kataka Venus who has the most hyperbolic nesting and canny security conscious partner ever but he’s got Moon in Sagg, plays up when away on the old-fash grounds that it does not count when in a motel.

My teenage son has Venus + Moon in Virgo & has always liked girls who are what he calls “nimble” as well as “fastidious” and he will fall out of love/lust at warp speed if there is even one symptom of thickness such as a malaprop or mispronounciation. Ramzilla-Ex has Moon in Aquarius trine Venus in Gemini so brilliant at giving women their space & respecting/supporting their individuation but would withdraw as if facing kryptonite at the hint of any emo.

As an experiment, try it – channel an over the top version of your lover’s Venus for just six hours. And see what happens. Don’t blame it backfires. If he (or she) has Venus in Aries, boast about your bench presses and delivery awesomely up yourself but quite motivating pep talks. Venus in Capricorn – wear a fantastic watch, be thin & flat haired with a regal degree of empowerment on display. As my Aquarians both have Venus in Aquarius they respond brilliantly if i am seemingly off-planet. They like evidence of other-worldly or futuristic behaviour. eg; Sorry I didn’t return your call. I was levitating. Or I was tending my Deadly Nightshade plantation and forgot your name.

Venus in Leo; be loud, big-haired & issue huge theatrical laughs a lot with your head thrown back. Be constantly on the alert for an opportunity to crack open the champers, dress up and/or listen to live music. Emote at length about your fave film directors. Throw some mirrors into the bedroom quick-smart and fuq the Feng Shui. Have teeth that you can see from SPACE. A scent that can be detected by anyone with an olofactory nerve who comes within 200 metres.

Are you guys getting the idea????

So, You’re In Love With A Leo…

March 2, 2009 in Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 17 comments

So, you’re in love with a Leo. Before you blat off in a blur of beauty & light, ars gratia artis & hair product – read these helpful tips.

(1) REMEMBER THAT IT IS NOT AT ALL PATHOLOGICAL TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A LEO. THEY ARE GLAM & ATTRACTIVE. NO ROMANTIC GESTURE IS SO CHEESIE THAT A LEO WILL NOT EMBRACE IT. THEY ARE ESPECIALLY DRAWN TO AVANT GARDE ACCESSORIES, A HAT EVEN…

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(2) LEOS GENUINELY LOVE ART-HOUSE MOVIES & WILL ADORE IT WHEN YOU LET THEM CRAP ON ABOUT IT AT LENGTH AFTERWARD. THEY ARE PSYCHIC IN AN UNUSUAL WAY; LEOS CAN CHANNEL FILM DIRECTORS. NOTE; THEY ARE NOT COMFORTABLE IN THE MEGA-PLEX ENVIRONMENT. THEY PREFER PRIVATE SCREENINGS, THE RUSHES, PREMIERES & FILM FESTIVALS…

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(3) COMPLIMENT & RESPECT LEO RE HIS/HER SUNGLASSES AS THEY ARE SPIRITUAL TALISMAN, PSYCHIC SHIELD, VEIL, TOTEM, FASHION MUSE AND STATUS INDICATOR. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM WEARING SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT, OBVIOUSLY…

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