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il_430xN.76180379yay,  Aries Fragrance !

“…The Ram – hot and on the spot, Aries folks are bright, strong and oh-so present. Enjoy the scent of allspice that only accentuates deep down sweet-natured rose and geranium….”

I think we could add in a dab of nitro-glycerine or rocket fuel, some brasso from the polishing of all their trophies, clean sweat, something green and forever youthful & flowering narcissus as the top note.

Apparently the actual planet of Mars reeks of sulphur..

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Perhaps unfairly, I am assuming that Cancerians, Librans & Pisceans will be best able to recall their first scent & how they wore it…From a Mercury in Virgo point of view (Mercury has just one into Virgo – carp at your leisure) it would be interesting to note if particular Sun signs have an affinity with different families of scent?  And if peeps essentially stick to the same family of scent the whole way through. eg;  you start with Orientals and more or less stay there, merely maturing your tastes as you go along…Is there any one person who’s always stuck with the same scent??? And if so, what is your sign?

A Leo Uncle who specialised in inappropriate but fabulous gifts gave me a massive bottle of Ma Griffe when i was about 13 & despite being told to “save it for special occasions” I became renowned for reeking of it at school.  It was, of course, WAY too old for me.

The brill book Perfumes – The Guide (Luca Turin and Tania Sanchez) says it is a “classic green chypre, less herbacious than Givenchy III, less dry than Y, more floral than most, and with a Miss Moneypenny spinsterish loveliness that works perfectly if you are nothing of the sort.” Lol!

inc120kI wouldn’t trust the person who had this incense. Nothing against Scorps, but it’s the packaging & that it is Bergamot, apparently. But bergamot is sunny & citrussy, the essential oil of snappy prosperity & self-improvement by the Dale Carnegie book.

Whereas everyone knows that a proper Scorpio incense would consist of tuberose, black rubber, patchouli, belladonna, blood musk & myrrh.

Whomever had this incense would also have a waterbed & yet claim to follow the dictates of Feng Shui. He would have a fetish for ratty loooking hair extensions & leopardskin acrylic undies  & do control-trippy Tarot readings/Shiatsu massage and claim to be the reincarnation of Rasputin or someone.