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Apres The Scorping…

May 10, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Full Moons by Mystic Medusa | 47 comments

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DUDES THIS IS ME!  After the Full Moon in Scorpio.  Okay, it’s not but I feel like the Scorpion-Phoenix thingie is sure inked on somewhere, only invisibly.

I think i deserve an award for so authentically manifesting that Full Moon in Scorpio…It’s always a goodie but i did this one like an astrological textbook. Scorpio energy is sex, death, the occult & areas of life that are super-powerful but usually kept hidden. It’s also endings, beginnings & the metaphysical idea of Phoenixing & that death is but a night between two days. And it’s the guts to not only survive a hideous little something, but thrive. Many a mystery.

So my Friday afternoon (eve of the Full Moon, last night before it was actually exact) starts out tres innocently. Going to see the Piscean Beauty Fanatic before meeting the Leo-Rising-Rugger-Stud for dinner…Only HE had infuriated me earlier in the week by rocking up sans notice & when i trying to analyze someone’s Uranian transits & basically putting it upon me. Not until the Full Moon in Scorp did i realise how angry i was about it. THAT is so Scorp & Pluto…When you are sitting there having a manicure or something and suddenly it’s like ’shit, that was wrong & I’m right’ kinda feeling.

Anyway, the taxi driver I got was an Aries and SO angry that I had to ask the Piscean Beauty Fanatic for Emergency Reiki. Luckily, she is very good it and she whacked in some other stuff as well. Deep witchery & re-aligning the subtle etheric bodies sort of thing. So feeling heaps better we then discuss Scorp subjects – not on purpose. We just suddenly realised that we were talking about terminations, prostitution & hymen restoration. As she’d gone to the hairdresser that day and suddenly realising that the teenage apprentice doing her hair was hitting on her for validation & guilt release over an operation she just had. Then this poor girl started asking about hymen restoration operations and/or opportunities to ‘work’. So…a very Scorpy chat from that.

As I was saying bye to the Piscean Beauty Fanatic, I start getting urgent texts from Leo-Rising-Rugger-Stud to the tune of “where are you?” and strident question marks…Each time i try to call him, he engaged calling me. So I finally get hold of him & it’s part Retro-Mercury/part him being a prick as in he hadn’t listened when i said that i would not be at my house at whatever time. Then i said well, I am going to meet the Scorpio Sex Academic as she just bk from Bali & has interesting tales to tell – come along or i can meet you in an hour. He hit the roof & sulked bigtime, so it ended.

Then I met the Scorpio Sex Academic &  i told her about the Leo-Rising-Rugger-Stud & she airily referred to it as an “uncluttering” but then said what about the Uranian – my other Aquarian? I said that I’d made a scene at the gym as he talking to some floozie that he may have (?) been seeing last year when i was seeing just him but that a bonkers blind date had sent me stampeding bk into the arms of the Uranian. It turns out that Scorpio Sex Academic KNEW of the Floozie & was able to text a Virgo Sexual Assualt Counsellor friend who knew EVERYTHING I would ever need to know AND was lovely AND she arrived in 15 minutes to brief me. How often do you get the info you need so quickly & with such heavenly synchronicity? And then of course the conversation dived real deep. The Scorpio Sex Academic had done ten days of Kundalini Yoga in a row so was (a) chanelling and (b) longing for several litres of chardonnay.

Sitting at this bar with the Full Moon shining down being briefed by my spy made me feel like Lucretia Borgia – it was excellent but the whole thing felt super crisp, clear & lucid. It was a combination of intrigue, confessional deep dialogue, dramatic endings & the metaphysical end of spirituality where it’s all about qi & energy.

My question; Is this how Scorpios exist ALL the time? And did anyone else have a similar Full Moon in Scorp?  Oh and I dumped the Uranian too. And ended the evening talking to a 55 year old punk-rocker and his Goth son. My phone broke so could not text the U – which is a lovely little blessing from Merc Retro…

UPDATE: AND – i forgot to mention another Scorp theme of that night – the eve of the Full Moon – We ran into an Aries Hypnotherapist acquaintance of mine who was about to meet her RSVP date for the night, a Gemini psychologist. So this poor guy arrives to find his blind date totally crashed by a bunch of women in deep convo mode.

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Venusian Weirding Infinity

April 30, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 70 comments

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Venus has been basically gliding back and forth over the same ground since late January & won’t get past the degree of Aries where she went retrograde until May 17, the same day that Saturn goes Direct & right before the Auspicious Aqua-Weirding of late May.

In between now and May 5 the Love Goddess both squares Pluto (cathartic, v.hard to cling onto non-authentic things ‘just because’, passionate) and sextiles the Dragon’s Head. I love calling it that. Nowadays it’s the Moon’s North Node. Anyway, it’s a point of fate. Lots of things that have been trying to happen all year (whether joinings or partings) happen over this time & that’s without even taking into account all the fixed squares from Taurus to Aquarius…also a status-quo buster.

And, lol, there is a Full Moon in Scorpio amidst all this…on May 9 – the 8th if you are in the USA. Sooo profound that i need new synonyms for cathartic.

Snoopy, Samhain & Libran Men

April 29, 2009 in Astro-Cliches, Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 44 comments

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So how did a post re Samhain (guys, please do honour ye olde Pagan days even just a little bit!) and Snoopy turn into a Libran men thing? Oh that’s right – Snoopy is officially a Libran and all. I just don’t think Libran guys do all that fantasy and whimsy stuff that Snoopy does. He must have a helluva lot of Aquarius or even Pisces going on there. I mean, he is Mercurial, if not Uranian. His best friend is a bird, he consistently fantasises about a variety of scenarios such as him being a fighter pilot/Joe Cool and like everyone in Peanuts, enjoys a spot of unrequited love. He does like to lead expeditions into the woods and annoy the highly Scorpionic Lucy. So maybe a bit of strong Sagg there…

As for Libran men – they’re blessed with the reputation of being the smoothie seducers of the Zodiac & their charm – should they want to unleash it, is legendary. I met a Libran celebrity the other day & though i knew it was a super-buffed official charm, it was still so memorable and effective. The ones i know are players but not mean spirited nor ever coarse about it. They’re troubadors. Smart, take-anywhere with amazing taste.

Ruled by Venus & thus usually v.easy on the eye, about to have Saturn come through their sign to streamline a few illusions…I mean, really, what’s not to like about Libran men?

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Venusian Voodoo & The Pluto Square

April 28, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 25 comments

Any moment now (okay, exact on Saturday but building now) it is the third of three Venus-Pluto squares in a row. Friday – the Day Of Venus is when it’s most full-on so happy love weirding. Venus in cathartic aspect to Pluto is hot & deep, ultra-fated. But watch for manipulation and led by  your er, genitals.

Eg; You could find or think you have found some sort of blissful Twin Soul scene;

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But your tantric juju is actually way more equivalent to THIS;

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So watch the old coercive, seductive manipulative hi-jinx – whether you are likely to be the instigator, gimp or whacko blend of both. Do not get sucked back into a toxic old-old-old dynamic, even if it is ever so karmic i.y.o. Think: Fresh Paradigm.

Mars From Pisces To Aries…

April 22, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 112 comments

By midnight, if you are in the Southern Hemisphere – NOON if youse are North, Mars will be in Aries, the sign he RULES. And when we talk of Mars, he’s New-Age resistant, no matter how much hippy-astrologers try to use words like pro-active to describe him. He’s not a patron nor even a key influencer. He is a ruler. And he ADORES being in Aries. It’s from now until June so maximise it…

MARS IS GOING FROM TRYING TO FUNCTION ambiguously IN PISCES;

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TO TIP-TOP UBER-SUPER-HERO PRAGMATIC TRIAGE PEP TALKING GENIUS IN ARIES…

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Note now YOUR Mars & that this most strongest of Mars placements (along with Mars in Capricorn) frees you up to assert your own Mars more easily. Strong Mars & weak Mars are tremendous fun to look at when you’re an Astro-Fiend dating but shall save that for another time. Go beef up your Mars! Now through to the end of May.

Mars; Assertion, ambition, libido, aggression, ability to strategise, willing, force, willpower, Qi, guts, courage, more libido, iron, Aries, Scorpio, battle, Red, strength, competitive instinct, lust. Hatred, war, vengeful crap, rape, & cruelty when evil, mis-used, thwarted.

Grace Jones – Taurus with Moon in Scorpio…& just had her 2nd saturn return

April 22, 2009 in Celeb Fluffery, Moons by Mystic Medusa | 1 comment

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“Your acting’s a drag
It’s OK on TV cause you can turn it off
But don’t try me.”

Grace Jones: Taurus, With Moon in Scorpio…

“…Grace laughs and gestures at Brendan, who’s joined us, to give her one of his cigarettes. ‘You can’t smoke in here,’ he says. ‘Shut the door,’ she demands. ‘I’ll smoke out the window.’ The window actually gives out on to another part of the restaurant. Not that that is going to stop Grace. ‘What are they going to do? Arrest me? Put me in jail?’ The waiter comes in and gets even more crotchety, but Grace waves him away, declaring that it’s not a cigarette, it’s incense and could he fermez la porte when he leaves. She finishes off the bottle of red wine and orders a double sambuca. And things start going haywire. Grace notices the full moon, up above. ‘My moon is in Scorpio,’ she declares. ‘I’m feeling horny. Be careful.’ Brendan decides that she’s had enough of the interview….”

From the Guardian

Venus In Furs; for the Scorp Moon

April 11, 2009 in Astro In Books, Metaphysical Quirks, Moons by Mystic Medusa | 25 comments

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“And yet a restless, always unsatisfied craving for the nudity of paganism,” she interrupted, “but that love, which is the highest joy, which is divine simplicity itself, is not for you moderns, you children of reflection. It works only evil in you. As soon as you wish to be natural, you become common. To you nature seems something hostile; you have made devils out of the smiling gods of Greece, and out of me a demon. You can only exorcise and curse me, or slay yourselves in bacchantic madness before my altar. And if ever one of you has had the courage to kiss my red mouth, he makes a barefoot pilgrimage to Rome in penitential robes and expects flowers to grow from his withered staff, while under my feet roses, violets, and myrtles spring up every hour, but their fragrance does not agree with you. Stay among your northern fogs and Christian incense; let us pagans remain under the debris, beneath the lava; do not disinter us. Pompeii was not built for you, nor our villas, our baths, our temples. You do not require gods. We are chilled in your world.”
Wanda in Venus In Furs by Leopold Von Sacher Masoch…he was an Aquarian, btw.

Venus Is STILL Square Pluto

April 3, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 13 comments

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YES! Venus in Aries (retrograde) is STILL square Pluto…The exactitude of it has passed but it lingers on, courtesy of other astro-crap causing a sort of extended play. Till May.

See the Pic!  She’s on a pedastel! Not yet ready nor even wanting to fling ‘the weapon’ – seduce/pounce/move/change. The Plutonic dude behind her is totally pause for thought…As it ought to be in the middle of the Venus-Retro cycle. Likewise, you pause as well – to grok the mega-deep insights that arise through emo that at first seems quite shallow and beneath you. Yes, it’s beneath you – it’s from your subconscious…At least jot some of the insights/angst down. They WILL be pertinent.

Venus Square Pluto

April 2, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 46 comments

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Lol & here we go again with Venus square Pluto.  Due to the Venusian Retrograde, the planet of love, beauty & sexual rapture – also money, but the sort you attract as oppose to earn – squares Pluto three times in a row. And from bolshie Aries. Cardinal squares always initiate. Shit happens. The first was in early Feb, Friday April 3 is the 2nd (but it is building now) and there is a third in early May.

So, look to early Feb for clues as to what is stirring or about to be made manifest. Or simply enjoy. It’s a guaranteed catalyst for all things Venusian; really non-casual astro-weirding. People and their desires are likely to get way more emo than anyone bargained for. Note that Venus is still RETRO so this has to do with ex-lovers and unresolved irks as well.

But, if you can keep away from ranting at ex-peeps and you are not trying to wade through a stagnant swamp of a relationship, then you ought to enjoy Venus-Pluto for the heightened primal passion vibe & hot taboo nature of it. It’s on Friday too – Venus-Day. Day of Frida. Vendredi. Arieans, Taureans, Scorps, Capricorns, Librans and Cancerians are likely to be super wilful, nymho & bossy-boots.

The Eerie 8th House

March 24, 2009 in Astro-Fiends, Houses by Mystic Medusa | 69 comments

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The 8th House is the spookiest sector of your astro-chart. Oh well, that’s arguable. I guess anywhere where Pluto is placed could count as well. The 8th house is akin to Scorpio/Plutonic energy. It’s traditionally associated with (and this in alphabetical order straight from my Rulership Book)  astral experiences, autopsies, collection of debts, executions, genitals, graveyards, heirlooms, hemorrhoids, hidden things, life after death, life force, mysticism, occult matters, passion, rebith, rectum, reincarnation, sex, the soul, venereal disease & wills.

In ye olden days, people with crowded 8th houses would get a shocking schtick from astrologers way less open-minded & tolerant than we are today.

Strong 8th house types (people with the Sun, Moon or a plethora of planets in the 8th) are super-strong extremophiles. They are often drawn to extreme environments; emergency rooms, brothels, being a depth psychiatrist, whistle-blowers, undercover detectives…They have huge powers of regeneration, secrets and strong e.s.p. re any of the above matters. Look to your 8th house to see how you are tenacious & psychic, sexy & a survivor. Mars, Pluto, Aries, Scorpio and Capricorn all have affinity with the 8th house.

On the most shallow level, if you – or someone you are interested in – has a loaded 8th house, sex is like a super-important primal drive, all chakras a go-go. Ignore or diminish that & well, this ain’t someone who’ll stick around just for the thrill of bickering in Ikea with you.

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