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yay, Aries Fragrance !
“…The Ram – hot and on the spot, Aries folks are bright, strong and oh-so present. Enjoy the scent of allspice that only accentuates deep down sweet-natured rose and geranium….”
I think we could add in a dab of nitro-glycerine or rocket fuel, some brasso from the polishing of all their trophies, clean sweat, something green and forever youthful & flowering narcissus as the top note.
Apparently the actual planet of Mars reeks of sulphur..
Mars is in Leo until next JUNE so is it time for the Arnie Diet??? It’s extreme but highly effective and life-altering.
Every day; you have to have ten orgasms and do four hours of working out. That’s it. Eat and drink whatever the hell you feel like apart from junk food. Nothing in a packet. It doesn’t matter if some of the orgasms are D.I.Y. but you have to have ten.
Apparently there is only ONE person who is known to have lived this lifestyle and that was Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 70s. He is a Leo with Mars in Leo.
I am thinking that he is a Saggo and she is a Leo whose getting set to go way over the top with Mars in Leo. He was meant to be coaching her to tennis perfection to totally impress some guy only she’s said ‘let’s just stay in the room and work on some core principles or something’ because she really does not want to muss her hair or get out of the stunningly fantastic gown she’s just scored…La Leo likes to feel that she can absorb a lot of tennis technique via amorphic resonance with the tennis on the television. And the Sagittarius tennis coach is about to go completely ape…
Kicked out of the Book Club for trashing it and/or scared off by the Capricorn Zombie…
…the mild-in-manner but wild-within Virgoan Seeker of the truth continues to work through the transit of Saturn via a variety of artistic pursuits. This time, trashing the art studio.
Yes, Virgoans have HAD IT with Saturn in their sign. It’s full on enough being St Virgo and having to answer the sodding phone, deal with everyone’s merde 24-7, be the only person who actually keeps stupid warranties, ensures the petrol tank is full, correct pronounciation and be observant to the point that it would be an official disorder in any other sign of the Zodiac.
What Virgoans Want Now: An isolation tank. A vacation from being a Virgo for one day. To walk around in a synthetic velour tracksuit in an inappropriate colour with naff fingernails, swearing and/or smoking. To have Saturn taken out by a team of studly astronaut superheroes. To have someone discover the jellybean and chardonnay diet that works. To have the part of the brain that engenders GUILT zapped into inactivity by a trendy laser that also gives a non-martyred glow to the complexion. A maid, like Michelle Pfieffer has in Cheri, to run baths and listen attentively as the Virgo grumbles. To have an art studio where they can fling paint around with abandon, trash it when their clever colour blending turns to greige and walk out leaving someone like a LEO to clean up their mess.
What Virgoans Should Know: There are only 87 more days until Saturn goes into Libra….
This one is FUN. As always with D.I.Y. Astro, you can whiz off to Astrodienst to generate a chart & check this out.
The house where you have LEO, ladies & gentleman, is where you have to shine, get trophies, be up yourself and have almost a teenagie & egomaniacal lust for life & sensation. It’s where you – DO admit – like a bit of drama & cannot bear things to be tatty nor naff. It’s your sector of bling & mirrors where, actually, it IS a bit of a performance but so what?!
Life is not allowed to be humdrum in the House of Hubris, soz, Leo & it’s also where you thrive on expressing a creative & playful attitude to the whole thing. Anyone attempting to guilt you in areas that pertain to the House of Love awakens your ire, turning you into a minotaur-style tower of outrage. You can’t dress down in the House of Leo. Shine or Abdicate.
Some examples; 7th House Leo goes for looks-looks-looks when it comes to partners & they’ll worry about the sanity etc later. 10th house Leo is a genius at self-promo & come alive when they’re on the telly. Has billboard fantasies. 3rd House Leo rehearses anecdotes & attempts to bignote siblings. 9th house Leo is ostenatatious traveller with “proper” luggage…never baggage. 8th House Leo – a PORN star?
And, this is heaven, whilst you’re figuring out your House of Hubris/Leo, note that action-planet Mars is going to be stimulating it non-stop from October 09 to June 2010….Eight months of egomanically fuelled passion & creation.
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