astrology November 2009

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phpnDlJijPMJean-Baptiste Mondino

Venus square Mars can go a little over the top you know.

But it’s FUN.  Especially when Saturn is well out of the picture. Not that we didn’t appreciate that last Venus-Saturn thing. Green tea, pixtering one’s teeth and spreadsheeting CAN be sexy. Sort of.

Venus is square Mars in LEO and she is moving to square the Auspicious Aqua-Weirding. So rad realisations and – for some – really fascinating manifestions of love, lust, true relationship reality et al over the next week.

When Venus is in Scorpio Squaring Mars in Leo, women do well to be inscrutable & way-hard-to-understand let alone GET.  In response, men will not be able to resist showing off, boasting or standing around flexing their muscles…Try this and see. This Venusian-Martian Bats interlude amidst endless Saturn-Pluto-Uranus action is SUCH a relief is it not?

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Torquin Gudnason

You know what, fuq the stupid juice diet. ACTIVITY is what’s needed and NOW. Live fast. Dream hard. Rock on. Give me liberty or give me…What’s that thing about dance like nobody’s looking? Screw the critics as well. So lame. And dude, i don’t have the attention span to hack anything too huge or that craps on for more than like a minute today…is the surf up?

Yes, the Moon is in Sagittarius and in a free-flowing trine to Mars in Leo…Just to add some selfish free-wheeling oomph to the sexy/strategic Venus-Mars square…

desertarcheryMonica Canilao

Yay, the Moon is in Sagittarius!  And it’s whizzing toward a (helpful) sextile with Saturn & then a trine with Mars in Leo…Fab, free-flowing Fire Sign energy;  up itself, bodacious, ebullient and it’s going to be SO hard to sit still or pretend to listen to merde for the next 48 hours. Cue impatient Saggo-style nodding whilst gazing wistfully at the precious outdoors…cue also some rad candour & remember that this is just the BACKDROP for the brazenly pagan Venus-Mars situation…V.flirtatious & cathartic.

LS-00086-DThe Sun in Scorpio square Neptune in Aquarius = exposure of lies, revelation of delusions, illusions that evaporate & a pisser of a time to indulge blobby urges and ill-defined desires, let alone lie…But given the Dark Moon, it is also a brilliant Zen Zone in which to quietly contemplate one’s fantasies, art, dreams et al…Amazing emo insights into any addictions and/or whatever it is shrinks call dysfunctional fantasising. Unrealistic thinking?  That Saturn-Pluto square would seem to have sucked out some of my brain cells. And is anyone else having super-psych dreams???

o.m.g.

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Mad scientists blame time travelers for collider failure

“It was weird enough that scientists said a bird dropping a piece of bread on an electrical substation managed to shut down power to the Large Hadron Collider. Now two respected physicists are blaming that incident on a time-traveling bird, which was said to thwart the collider’s mission of finding the Higgs boson, a particle thought to be the building block that gives everything in the universe its mass.

Bech Nielsen of the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen and Masao Ninomiya of the Yukawa Institute for Theoretical Physics in Kyoto theorize that there’s something so dangerous about the collider, time travelers are coming back to 2009 and sabotaging the experiment. They’re calling it “reverse chronological causation.” That’s right folks, it’s a bird, flying right out of the Time Tunnel, saving the universe. Or could future life forms be trying to keep us from traveling to the stars?

Come to think of it, every time scientists try to capture the illusive Higgs boson, there are inexplicable failures. Twice, in 1993 and 2000, funding suddenly dried up for two separate projects. And then this Large Hadron Collider has had a series of setbacks, including one incident where a physicist was accused of terrorist activity.”

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WOW! When some of you guys advanced this theory in the original Large Hadron post, I though maybe-just maybe- some of us are going mega-Bats with the Dark Moon and ALL.  Saturn-Square-Pluto is insane unless you change things…BUT THEN I SAW THIS. Scientists!  From places such as institutes in Copenhagen & Kyoto as opposed to me sitting here in my sarong in Sydney oh-my-godding at how the hell a baguette-bearing bird could screw up the worlds most expensive and ambitious science experiment EVER….

I am having a day off to do Dark Moonie things – editing photo album etc – but HAD to hop on to go on about this…Thoughts please…

phpaDNLQ2AMArt By Mia – Red Witch

So, how are well doing with the Saturn-Pluto Square?  I am a bit bitched up & ruthless but the emo insights are fantastic, no?  I was about to wonder if this is how Saturn-Pluto style peeps feel ALL the time when i realised i have (natally) Saturn opposite Pluto. I mean, i knew that but wasn’t really thinking about it. So here is an idea – check out your natal relationship between Saturn and Pluto.  For a good time if you are an Astro-Fiend.

You get the gist? Even if the current Saturn-Pluto Square is not aspecting your natal Saturn/Pluto, it will still stir up that dynamic if you have it going on anyway. Mid-60s, 1973/1974, 82/83, 93/94 born peeps could find this thing muck-raking a whole lifetime of personal power issues. Re-read my Saturn-Pluto rant below…Please. Short version – Saturn needs a strategy and Pluto has to transform the energy…

Hands up who is grokking the tougher (okay, resilient) vibe of Pluto in Cap, now that Saturn is so helpfully accentuating the energy?

What have you learned/realised strongly in the last fortnight?  What resolution has come out of it? How are you stronger? Lets have an online encounter group and hold virtual hands – yes?

b_004Colette Calascione – Phoenix Moon

I love this! And from now on I am always going to call the Full Moon in Taurus the Phoenix Moon. The Sun is always in Scorpio, the Moon in Taurus opposes it, thus forcing practical manifestations of whichever transformation is in process. And, you know, there is always something.

The artist has her prints for sale, btw, and they are unreal…as in fuqing fab.

Saturn

Oh well, at least the planet LOOKS good…But guess what? If you are a member of the Uranus-Venus Club - that is, your Venus is between 22 and 29 degrees of ANYTHING but especially a Mutable Sign such as Virgo, Pisces, Gemini, Saggo – you are having a Saturn-Venus transit as WELL as Uranus Venus.

Uranus-Venus is weird yet emancipating & youthifying- see the above link for a rant re THAT. Saturn-Venus is a tad more sombre, obviously. I am having it at the moment and there is an infuriating nostalgia. Not the wisteria infused nostalgia of Neptune nor even the oh-my-godding of a Uranian flash. It’s just Saturn so more like a forensic analysis – totally unbidden – and recognition of long term patterns or themes in all relationships. Saturn telling Venus to shape up, be mature etc. Yick!

But Saturn is trundling along quite quickly now & so if Saturn has crashed your Uranus-Venus club, the ’stock-taking’ sober-socks phase of your love life is done by November & you are left with just Uranus zinging about.

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Bugs Bunny, Officially a Leo.

This one is FUN. As always with D.I.Y. Astro, you can whiz off to Astrodienst to generate a chart & check this out.

The house where you have LEO, ladies & gentleman, is where you have to shine, get trophies, be up yourself and have almost a teenagie & egomaniacal lust for life & sensation. It’s where you – DO admit – like a bit of drama & cannot bear things to be tatty nor naff. It’s your sector of bling & mirrors where, actually, it IS a bit of a performance but so what?!

Life is not allowed to be humdrum in the House of Hubris, soz, Leo & it’s also where you thrive on expressing a creative & playful attitude to the whole thing. Anyone attempting to guilt you in areas that pertain to the House of Love awakens your ire, turning you into a minotaur-style tower of outrage. You can’t dress down in the House of Leo. Shine or Abdicate.

Some examples; 7th House Leo goes for looks-looks-looks when it comes to partners & they’ll worry about the sanity etc later. 10th house Leo is a genius at self-promo & come alive when they’re on the telly. Has billboard fantasies. 3rd House Leo rehearses anecdotes & attempts to bignote siblings. 9th house Leo is ostenatatious traveller with “proper” luggage…never baggage. 8th House Leo – a PORN star?

And, this is heaven, whilst you’re figuring out your House of Hubris/Leo, note that action-planet Mars is going to be stimulating it non-stop from October 09 to June 2010….Eight months of egomanically fuelled passion & creation.

Martian Bats Confidential is now up – It is a sign by sign rave re how to max out the benefits of Mars in Leo for these eight months.