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A Sagittarius Trying To Be Inscrutable

Sagittarians, i.m.o. always seem to have the best legs of the Zodiac & infuriatingly effortlessly so. Though maybe it’s because they are so active & stride around the world doing athletic things. Not so effortless after all.

Geminis come 2nd as they tend to be able to keep a kind of gamine thing going on…Librans do well with legs too though that’s more of a diligence a la Pilates, massage & cream.

Virgoans are third-equal tie with Libra by dint of being able to bloody well stick with those no-caffeine-no-wheat-no-diary gorgeous legs reccies.

Legs tips please…I think probably the only thing i ever feel nostalgic about being really super-young is that spontaneously casually slithering into a mini-skirt and strutting out the door sensation. It’s heaven.

Leg tips; It totally hurts but doing the ’stretching out the ilio-tibial muscle on a roller’ seems to iron out dimples on the side of the legs & it’s like a good pain + amazing for suppleness.

I would adore to be convinced otherwise but i think cellulite creams don’t particularly work (?) apart from the aromatherapy oils with ingredients such as juniper & cypress.

Acupuncturists can get rid of little capillary-vein things & their cupping is amazing for “stagnant” qi in the legs. Rolfing, Myo-Fascial massage and other deep tissue stuff are all good…

And – i once read this in a (I think) Denise Linn book – any stubborn fat or cellulite on the thighs is stored anger re relationships in past lives.

O.m.g. So there is a really good batso mugwort-dreaming target for a quiet night. You go into your dreamworld, totally willing to confront and work through past life lovers who gave you the shits & you wake up with smooth thighs.

Yes! I am thinking that processed foods such as pastries are prob also a bit to blame.

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So how does our Sagg guy* feel, emerging from the long journey that was Pluto through Sagittarius? *Note that the Sagittarius male is always a guy, no matter what age.

No doubt he’s excited, thrilled at the prospect of embarking upon a new trip, sans that super-heavy Plutonic vibe. Even if he is one of those rare Saggos who hasn’t had a fling with “this amazing new age chick I met on the beach who told me i was The Seeker Of Truth”  etc, he will sense that the new era is nigh & that it feels fantastic.

But what if the lengthy passage of Pluto thru Sagg (since the mid-90’s!) has caused him to forget a few key elements of being a Sagg guy? Here is a handy reminder…

As a Sagg Guy, you’re even MORE hyper-Sagg post-Pluto than before. You are now L’Uomo Nouvelle Saggo.

YOUR FAVE MUSIC:

You like all genres, depending on your mood. You like music that expresses the sentiment of “love the one you’re with” or “where-ever you lay your head.” But, honestly, whatever.  The point is that you’re always invited backstage with The Band. Because you know them. Because you like music the best when it is live. Because you’re a Saggo Guy. If you are actually in The Band, you are The Drummer.

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YOUR FAVE FOOD:

The Deep Fried Scorpion Fricasee with mango & green peppers that you had in Hanoi the other month.

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YOUR PREFERRED TRANSPORT:

Rollercoaster…

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YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS:

You always have a girlfriend – or a guy friend – but he/she is nearly always somewhere else. Depending how things go here, there or with someone else dimly specified, you may/may not be hooking up with the Official Partner to go surfing/snowboarding soon. You also have a LOT of friends.

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YOU READ:

Self-Help books, especially the ones that don’t bang on too long and yet  give you enough info to help motivate your less well-read friends.

863-1YOUR PHARMA:

If massage, cannabis and a surf don’t fix the problem, you will resort to some powdered-sea-urchin & monoi oil capsules you got on your last trip. You didn’t understand what the dude who sold them to you was saying, but they sure worked on you. If that fails, you may see a doctor.  Or ask that really hot chick with the sexy accent at the health food shop where you buy your protein shakes.

yokohama_chinese_medicine_sea_cucumber_1YOUR MOTIVATIONAL MANTRA:

Something in Swahili but you don’t remember what it means. Feel the Fear and Do It Anyway would be a vague translation only it’s way more cosmic than that.