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Doesn’t Matter What Everyone Tells You To…

October 25, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Moons by Mystic Medusa | 31 comments

Kate+Orne+-+wn+095Kate Orne

It doesn’t matter WHAT everyone tells you to do, what you think you should do or however this weekend is being played; the Moon is in Capricorn and Saturn schlepping along through the end degrees of Virgo. Status anxiety and performance awareness vie with health-time-efficiency-motion study AND task consciousness…It won’t go away till you measure it, define it, write it down, acknowledge it and create a plan to address the inefficiencies in your system.

And then, once you have satisfied the Saturn-Cap vibe by delineating what was previously vague…voila! Zen-Zone…Never mind that it may, in theory, take till the next time Uranus rounds the Earth for you to get a grip on the admin-self-esteem nexus. T’is the effort that is prized by la luna in Cap et al.

My Cancerian Moon Theory

October 12, 2009 in Moons by Mystic Medusa | 67 comments

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Alright, hands up who missed me and I have a new theory re the Kataka Moon…It’s in Kataka until this arvo when it zooms into Leo, btw.  London, New York, L.A etc all wake UP with the Moon in Leo…A big flick of the hair, some grandiose affirmations and WHAM: Life As Art.

Anyway, with this Crabby Moon, my theory is that you feel ratty and/or neurotic (crabby!) during the Cancerian Moon IF you don’t self-nurture. So those of you that caned it – including me – on the weekend when you should  have been lying in bed reading soothing poetry, snorting lavender oil and listening to dolphiny music will totally have found it hard to sleep, due to fretful ‘lower Crab’ freakouts. It’s just a theory.

Yes? No?

Full Moon Alert

October 2, 2009 in Moons by Mystic Medusa | 97 comments

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Oh and I’ve had several minor chances to go berko today. Tres Full Moon. I got a snippy little pass-agg merde missive from someone VERY New Age. And I totally wanted to let rip with a fast response merde-missive back. Sort of super-sarky showing just whom can be good at toxic-saccharine dripping pass-agg if need be. But then i ran the idea through my now-installed Saturn Girl filter and realised it would be of no actual benefit except that i would kind of rendering myself tacky for the fleeting satisfaction of one stupid communique that would make it seem i gave a crap. MY POINT: Update your Saturn Girl settings so that you don’t waste energy on pointless petty drivel. Let other peeps be the ones who strumpet around with their ego showing.

My Cuckoo “Why Subscribe?” Letter

October 2, 2009 in Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 76 comments

BastThe Egyptian Cat Goddess Bast in her full Cat Form.

“Dear Ms Medusa,

While I enjoy your mystical meanderings in both the newspaper (where is your column now by the way?) and on your site, I am writing to ask why i should subscribe. What is the point?  What i mean to say, without wishing to offend your good self, is why buy a cow when I am already milking it? It likewise occurs to me that you could make more money as your erstwhile employers do, by advertising. There are more than one way to skin a cat.

Kind Regards,

Paul, You can probably not guess my sign although you would be fascinated.

Great Demons,

he’s caught me pre-menstrual, glugging the Greenwitch pmt gunk (note to the ladies, this shit works) and with the Full Moon building triggering my MERCURY in Aries. Given that i cannot launch a direct strike on the gentleman with some light-sabre-cadaceus style thing, I shall respond swiftly.

* There “is” more than one way to skin a cat. Not “are.”

* Cat skinning as metaphor? Reference image/link of and to  Cat Goddess Bast above.

* Cow? Milking? Thank you for reaffirming my desire to go Vegan. See  Taurus – The Holy Celestial Cow

* Benefits of You Subscribing For Me: Site continues, thrives even.

* Benefits of You Subscribing For You: The “free milk” of the blog + Oracle, whatever is fab but it depends on my whims. Some days i just want to prattle on about what Delia Antwerp Aaars might like to wear and other days it’s about the next Full Moon. The next I’m not here and then it’s something that only an Astro-Fiend would care about. The Daily Mystic and Scopes are directional. Targetted, supplemented milk with a purpose. Holy Cow, the Milk metaphor is sending me bats and so are you.

* No i can’t guess your sign and I am harder to “fascinate” than you might imagine.

Snake Dreaming – The Findings

September 30, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 72 comments

Nastassja-Kinski-snakeRichard Avedon

So this was how I felt when I woke up this morning. I didn’t get distinct answers to my questions but the dreams certainly intensified. And there is probably an answer there if i think more about it. My Snake Guide seems to be quite cryptic. I think also that the practice of writing a question before bed is an aid to the subliminal mind and it directs your dreams??? How did you guys go? It’s another big dreaming night tonight so I’m giving it a go again.

And, btw, I am busy doing scopes but Holy Aphrodite! The weeks from October 10 onward are so astro-packed. Until then, my little diary i create for each year with all the aspects etc, has whole pages that are practically blank. Oct 10 and through to Saturn going into Libra: Full On. For example, in the week starting October 10, Venus opposes Uranus, quincunxes Neptune, trines the North Node, conjoins Saturn, sextiles Mars and squares Pluto. That’s a LOT of Venusian activity. It’s heaps!

Mercury Is Direct!

September 29, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 45 comments

3475786021_ef1546bb0fEvan Harris

Merry Mercury Direct & now, well, things go faster and there should be heaps less of that mixed-messaging style confusion but as I say, Mercury Retrograde purists don’t count it as DONE until Mercury gets back to six degrees of Libra, the point at where it went Retro in the first place. How I Think This Works: The contracts signing being a bad idea, shit breaking down, crazy Freudian slippage and all that stuff is done once Mercury is Direct. But dialogue from as far back as mid-August still has a while to play out. There will be further developments on any important dialogue in that time. Or reversals. Weirdings. Revelations. Secrets. You get the idea. Particularly when Mercury Squares Pluto again for the third time in a row on October 11.

Super-Luna: The Moon in Aquarius

September 29, 2009 in Moons by Mystic Medusa | 89 comments

Wang+Niandong+-+girlonbeachWang Niandong

It’s a super-strong Aquarian Moon as Mercury stations Direct. Ultra-aware and ultra restless. Very intellectual & insane cravings for space. Artemis is fast approaching the Auspicious Aqua Weirding so lots of good things developing even as these last days of Saturn chez Virgo make it mega apparent what platform is crumbling beneath our sexy barefeet.  And dreams??? Sooo lucid. Remember this sort of hi-Qi Uranian energy thrashes the nerves if you don’t nutrionally sustain and  hydrate yourself.

Johnny Cash – Rusty Cage

September 28, 2009 in Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 18 comments

Astro-Housewitchery: Nux Vomica

July 2, 2009 in Good Housewitchery by Mystic Medusa | 8 comments

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The fabulously named Nux Vomica is the homeopathic hangover remedy. It is actually (heavily diluted)  strychnine which sounds slightly bats unless you grok homeopathy. I mean my constitutional remedy is diluted snake venom; Lachesis. Which always perks me up real fast.

Okay, I am NOT a homeopath & only use the Nux for really grotty morning-afters but the Nux Vomica personality type – as you will see from the links -  is a shocker. Still, short of never doing anything over-indulgent again, Nux Vom is an essential bathroom cupboard standby. A classically trained English homeopath once told me it was stockpiled by the Royal Family.

There is a v.easy to peruse article on it here.  The above link is way more thorough & scary to read, as the full-on homeopathic materia medicias tend to be. Also, I don’t know how exactly it does it but it seems to alleviate the psych0-mental symptoms of a hangover as well.

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D.I.Y. Astro – The 2nd House…Your Wealth Sector

July 2, 2009 in D.I.Y. Astro by Mystic Medusa | 45 comments

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The 2nd house of your chart is known as the House of Earned Income – as opposed to the 8th house which can be money that just sorta comes to you…The 2nd House is your Money Box, your Wealth Sector and is symbolic  of your attitude toward toward lucre, material possessions and – deeper – your sense of self-adequacy.

Look first to the sign on the cusp of the House. And guys, the point of D.I.Y. Astro is that you glomp your chart off Astrodienst & have fun figuring it out here. There are always peeps to help or me, if you spring for an Astro-Query. Anyway, look to the sign on the cusp of the 2nd house. This is FUN. That sign is how you are with $$$.

So even though YOU may be a super-cautious & canny Capricorn, if you’ve got Leo lurking on the cusp of your 2nd – LOL. You will LIKE the sensation of having “proper” champagne in your fridge and you do not give a shit about what some wine wanker says about how some shit-house cheap sparkling wine is superior. No-no-no. You feel soothed by the registered orange hue of the Veuve label. Soothed.

Pisces on the cusp of the 2nd? You are so prone to giving stuff away. Things come to you when you need them as if by osmosis. Things go with ease. You’re like a walking installation of The Secret. Scorpio/Cancer on the cusp of the 2nd? You’re likely to be one of those peeps who just have the investment knack. You leapt in at the start of the tech boom and nipped out again quick smart. You can turn $5 into $500 and to you it’s as sensual and pleasurable as growing something in the garden.

But it’s not just the signs on the cusp of the 2nd. It’s also what’s in there! The classic challenged-by-money placement is our ye olde friend Saturn. Yet remember that your Saturn area gets buffed and buffed via loads of work and angsting till finally it becomes your shiniest area? Saturn in the 2nd house gets clobbered in early youth by seeming to lose money, be ripped off, just feeling always stuggling but by Jove, when this lot get self-reliant, they are a force. Healthy, wealthy & wise indeed.

Venus & Jupiter there – the benefics of trad astro – bless the person with the ability to sort of drum it up from nowhere, walk out the door and get offered the gig they need & even be fairly fortunate in just finding the stuff. Venus/Jupiter in the 2nd trots into garage sales & comes out clutching the actual valuable antique. Or gets a massive crush on some artist at uni who gives her his/her etchings & voila, they’re worth heaps at a later date.

Think also that you can make money via following the attributes of whatever sign/planet is plonked there. And don’t worry if no planet there – it just means it’s not that important to you. Uranus in 2nd; money off the net, via inventions & television. Neptune; film, acting, science fantasy. You could even have the gift of literally dreaming up profitable ideas. Pluto is like mogul-land. People who literally go from having zilch to being officially selfmade millionaires often have Pluto (or Scorp) in the 2nd.

Mercury & the Moon in the 2nd – you’re able to intuit so eerily well what peeps want that you do amazingly well in corporate world/sales & – obviously – writing/self-expression. Retail genius often goes with the Moon in the 2nd. Knowing what peeps want before they know it. Being able to divine trends.

So check out your 2nd house and try to go with it a bit. Oh and another one – Mars/Aries in 2nd house – they will go hard at it and take it as a personal assualt to their ego if you try to come between them and their earning power. They get off on earning & flashing it about a bit. It’s not vulgar – it’s just like someone with another kind of strong Mars doing chin-ups on the door to impress you.

Again, this is why i love astrology, it’s so helpful to get how peeps truly are different. So if one person feels  inclined to hoard & hoard whilst another is like carpe-diem,  it’s not that either of them are wrong! Go for it – check out your 2nd house, the sign on the cusp, anything in there (South NOde is like you’re over material security and feel stuck by it, North Node is like you GOTTA get it and have it to feel spiritually secure) whether or not you’re working it right AND any big transits through it…

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