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Full Moon, Eclipse, Pluto Involved, Uranus in the mix, Saturn sending off guilting rays, Zap Zone, The Quickening, Venus in Leo screeching for more resources, nice undies & champagne…South Node Nostalgia Sting…VENT HERE:

(1) Your Most Rad Recent Realization?

(2) Your Major Quickening Resolution To Be Enacted With The New Moon On July 11/12?

Quick Reminder:  Read the Eclipse “rules” on Weekly Scopes page.  If you are not a subscriber, no, now is not a particularly good time for a candid release of venom/lust/resentment/whatever via a Merde Missive.

NO, NOT EVEN IF IT IS WITTY OR SEEMS LIKE IT MIGHT SPEED THINGS UP A BIT.

I have a new word.

And I think it will take off.

Beguilted.  Do you like???

It happened whilst trying to type “beguiled” with Tesla (new Aquarius she-kitten) jumping all over the desk.

I am not sure precisely in what context ‘beguilted’ can be used but I am sure you can think of some and if it were a movie who would it star?

See Also: Which Sign Gives The Best Guilting?

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This ain’t gonna be an Astro-Poll and i am too busy to be guilted over grammar irks either. Neither?  Mercury is about to square Pluto AGAIN – surely we all have deeper issues to think about than English. Besides, note the irony of me posting that Alphabet Vs The Goddess book below, but basically, i am prob not going to read  it. I feel like i absorbed it via osmosis and i totally get it…But it is all about peeps like me – pantheistic/Venus worshippers/Fanactical about Feng Shui ex-Anglicans not HAVING to read. I think. And, o.m.g., i just nearly typed “ex-aliens” .

Anyway, which sign gives the best guilting? I like to think it is my mars in virgo that makes me a good guilter on occasion. eg; “You are thinking about your HAIR at a time when (fill in revolting  news story of the day)…” but i have a stellium in Pisces strong enough that i’ll automatically side with peeps on many a moral transgression. I think actually Cancerians are Pro-Guilters. My son is exceptional at it and as I have always said, Geminis are immune to it. My daughter just shrugs and rolls her eyes when someone tries to guilt her. And the shrug is intense, like she is attempting to shrug something annoying off her shoulders that seems to have landed there.

My friend the Piscean Beauty Fanatic completely refuses any form of guilt and she has an extremely sophisticated argument to back her stance. It starts with her annoyance at Sunday School when hearing about Eve and goes on from there. Leos specialise in really good thundering outrage but it’s more the theatrics they’re keen  on. Aquarians and Librans don’t guilt you but you may not hear from them for a few years. Taurus is a shocking guilter when in the right mood. Aries won’t guilt – their flashpoint is more lack of respect. Scorpio and Capricorn conserve energy, they don’t bother with casual guilting. It’s revenge or they have rendered you and your energy irrelevant. Saggo? Lol.

Saturn in their sign is making loads of Virgos turn their guilting rays inwards but still, they really don’t like…

(1) YOUR INABILITY TO BE PUNCTUAL

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(2) YOUR SLOUCHING + SOMETIMES DISGUSTINGLY GROTTY GROOMING AND/OR UNHEALTHY HABITS

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(3) HOW YOU ACT LIKE YOU CAN’T FOLLOW DIRECTIONS NOR EVEN READ A PERFECTLY SIMPLE ROAD MAP….

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(4) YOUR SOMETIMES SLACK SEXUAL MORALS.

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(5) THAT YOU OFTEN DEMONSTRATE A DISREGARD FOR PROPER PUNCTUATION, SPELLING AND GRAMMAR.

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(6) THE WAY YOU IGNORE THEIR SENSIBLE ADVICE & THEN ACT LIKE THE VIRGO NEVER WARNED YOU AT ALL & TRY TO PRETEND THAT YOU ARE FINE…

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(7) BUT THAT YOU STILL TRY TO GUILT THE VIRGO FOR HAVING ONE LITTLE SLICE OF CAKE AFTER DINNER…

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Soon, it is a New Moon in Pisces – such bliss & it’s sextiled by Pluto. Note that says ‘sextile’ – not squared, quincunxed or hideously eclipsed. Sextiles are cute & opportunistic. A New Moon in fave aspect to Pluto is ultra-auspicious for those peeps who are trying to evolve. Now, speaking of evolving and Pisceans…Uranus has been in Pisces since 2003.  This has made Pisceans even more individuated than they already were.

Think of it as Pisceans having become more Uranian…More intellectually detached, more fuq-u to the status quo if they feel like it. As Uranus is now at 22 degrees of Pisces, Pisceans born March 13 and onward are yet to enjoy their Uranian transit in full…

But they will this year and next, evolving at warp speed, reinventing themselves via the channelling of heaven-knows-what.

And, as I received several ‘w.t.f is it with Pisceans?’ style e-mails of late that i do not have time to respond to properly, i am going to give a very Short Version here.

Piscean go from this -

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to this

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in about five seconds flat & they truly don’t feel even a nano-module of guilt over this. They see it as an asset, along with their supernatural ability to embellish nigh anything. What, you might ask, is the difference between a Piscean and a Gemini???  I think it’s prob that Pisceans are more sensitive and compassionate whereas Geminis are less likely to suddenly flip out because the Feng Shui in a restaurant is not quite right.