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Astro-Beauty: Do U Give A Shit Re Shoes & Y?

May 19, 2009 in Astro-Beauty by Mystic Medusa | 88 comments

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Shoe love & the foot fetish thing is so often ascribed to Pisces – but I have loads of stuff in Pisces and I am SO immune to shoe-fetish or even the usual tastes of wimmyn. Seriously, my fashionista friends FREAK at me – the thing is that MY beauty dollar goes to skincare & scent – whereas theirs is sent toward shoes and handbags. They have stuff on them that will send peeps shrieking across a room to gush – I don’t even dare delineate the fash-details here as my fashionista friends ARE Virgo or they have STRONG Virgo and they’d go me for not getting a fashion detail right.

Anyway, i have sports sneakers, birkies, fit-flops and some beautiful Max Mara espradrilles. That’s IT. And i don’t care. I know i need to get boots & that Uggs are non-Vegan + unable to be worn to theatre nights so there is a vague Winter dilemma there BUT, I live in Sydney and a LOT of peeps here feel claustro in closed-toe shoes. It’s not so much about the reality of having one’s toes shut-in for a season when it is never even that cold -it’s the idea that one should not be cramped.

I also – and i think this is v.Aquarian + being raised on homeopathy etc and maybe being part-German but i think that the idea of being aligned or exercised whilst you walk is so fab. And I walk a LOT being also eco and not into driving. The shoe i madly want but keep putting off is the Masai Barefoot Thingie…my other shoe goal is to have some crazy pair of bedroom-only stilettoes, for fun.

Thoughts? And how can i have all this stuff in Pisces yet be the least shoe-heavy lady i KNOW?  And do you give a shit re shoes? I am SO objective re this…my female friends are divided into the shoe fanatic fashionistas and the ones who just so do-not-care…I am thinking that it’s VIRGO and CANCER + CAPRICORN & TAURUS – ie; all the Earths + Cancer who do it the most hardcoare.   THOUGHTS – Please…

The Aphrodite Safety Platform Shoe

May 18, 2009 in Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 11 comments

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Guys, THIS is what you pay me for.  And if you don’t, do consider subscribing as the more $ flows in via my site, the more I can post + go online and find fabulous things like the Aphrodite Safety Platform shoe. They are high-tech shoes designed specifically for sex workers, with a GPS tracking system and an alarm installed. Plus they’re apparently comfortable and you can even jog in them.

“Platforms, the latest series of work in the ongoing Aphrodite Project, is a social sculpture: an interactive, wearable device that is a conceptual homage to the cult of the Greek goddess of love, Aphrodite, a practical object for contemporary sex workers, and a vehicle for public dialogue. An integrated system of shoes and online services, Platforms draws on innovations made by venerated courtesans from antiquity to improve conditions of 21st century women.”

Perfect fashion item to ponder during the Moon in Pisces!

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Bauhaus Armchair- Which Sign?

May 6, 2009 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 57 comments

wok-773029Wing Chair by Hannes Grebin of the Bauhaus School

This is like insanely trend de la mode cutting-edge wankerati whatevs uber-cool new furniture design & I am thinking WHOM – as in which sign – would get it, money being no object in this hypothetical?

At first, as I always do with the avant-garde, I thought Aquarius but no-no-no! Aquarius – especially the male – is too nervy to have anything other than Lazyboy kind of rocker recliner thing, maybe like the kind they have in pedicure lounges with built in vibrator pads. Libra and Pisces wouldn’t do something so asymmetrical or bad for Feng Shui. Crabby-Kataka would not appreciate the modernity. Taurus has a Couch Fetish. Aries – I am chanelling a Shudder Of Contempt & a quick change of subject with one of those brisk Ariean “ANYWAY…”

Leo? It’s not throne-like enough. Virgo prefers more of a Shaker aesthetic with chairs. Sagg would freak. Sagg does not even THINK about furniture. Unless on drugs. I think this chair would be appreciated most of all by a Gemini and/or a Capricorn who’d secretly want something more patrician-luxe but love the idea of being able to name-drop Bauhaus.

Scorpio Incense

May 4, 2009 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 21 comments

inc120kI wouldn’t trust the person who had this incense. Nothing against Scorps, but it’s the packaging & that it is Bergamot, apparently. But bergamot is sunny & citrussy, the essential oil of snappy prosperity & self-improvement by the Dale Carnegie book.

Whereas everyone knows that a proper Scorpio incense would consist of tuberose, black rubber, patchouli, belladonna, blood musk & myrrh.

Whomever had this incense would also have a waterbed & yet claim to follow the dictates of Feng Shui. He would have a fetish for ratty loooking hair extensions & leopardskin acrylic undies  & do control-trippy Tarot readings/Shiatsu massage and claim to be the reincarnation of Rasputin or someone.

Scorpio The Superhero

January 21, 2009 in Astro In Books, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 48 comments

440px-scorpiokeyMarvel Comics Hero – Scorpio, a.k.a. Jacob Fury

He sounds utterly, hopelessly Scorp. His background a series of constant deaths & rebirths. Something happens early on in life to Scorpios (or peeps with powerful Pluto placements) that opens another dimension. Plutonians and Scorps are mega-aware of sex, power & metaphysics – hence their renowned intensity.

“….Weapons
As Scorpio, he used a pair of wrist sprayers which spray a neuro-toxin to stun opponents as well as conventional weaponry…”

There is also a really fab sounding Zodiac Key & yet I wonder how they would style the superhero known as – say – Leo…?  Scorpio is the most obvious archetype to draw on when creating superheroes; dark past that somehow motivates them to devote life to saving humanity or similar grandiose goal & a penchant for mystery, cloaks, veils, body armour and fetish spandex.

Where-ever in your chart you have Scorpio (or Pluto if it is strongly enough placed) is where you will ruthlessly regenerate. There will also often be secrets associated with that sector of your chart as well. Real secrets.