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Celestial Fitness & Efficiency Resolutions For The New Moon

January 15, 2010 in New Moons by Mystic Medusa | 92 comments

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Just a few more hours to go until the New Moon Eclipse – and yes, this is the REAL New Year so time to get cracking on some Fitness & Efficiency Resolutions to honour the Capricorn vibe. The altruistic stuff can come later. For now, help one another out with motivational, self-control and discipline tips because – when Mars is Retrograde – it can be hard to rev up the requisite qi to give a damn about all this. But with Uranus heading into Aries, everyone needs to be On Form.

My contribution: You can’t out-train a bad diet. Annoyingly.

Actually, this is a year of non-stop fresh starts. New beginnings breaking out all over the place. But whether it’s saving Gaia, resolving ancient psycho shit or being a good role model for our children – whatever it is – the fitness & efficiency will help. Flake no more. The first fresh start is now. Motivational tips for Fitness and Efficiency please.

When The Moon Is In Scorpio…

July 1, 2009 in Moons by Mystic Medusa | 44 comments

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When the Moon is in Scorpio, your mind not-so-lightly turns to thoughts of the supernatural & omens.

When The Moon Is In Scorpio, you reek of some insanely singular scent. Hand-crushed narcissus, cypress from rolling around on the forest bed, disinfectant, ammonia or far too much of something discontinued because you have developed a tolerance for it.

When the Moon is in Scorpio, you keep score.

When the Moon is in Scorpio, you score.

When the Moon is in Scorpio, you adopt the bland air of a super-successful spy – no overt idosyncracies by which anyone can remember you.

When the Moon is in Scorpio, you eavesdrop & google-stalk, your favourite and not-so-favourite peeps. Merely intelligence gathering, you understand.

When the Moon is in Scorpio, you maintain a fixed gaze.

When the Moon is in Scorpio, you think about joining a secret club.

When the Moon is in Scorpio, you conspiracy theorise.

When the Moon is in Scorpio, you peruse or manufacture erotica.

When the Moon is in Scorpio, you can obtain money from mysterious sources.

When the Moon is in Scorpio, you stick to a results-driven diet: rejuvenation, longevity, weight loss, muscle building or chakra enhancement.

When the Moon is in Scorpio, you scheme.

When the Moon is in Scorpio, you watch your back.

EllenVonUnwerthPics by Ellen Von Unwerth

Moon in Scorpio until just after Midnight Saturday in Sydney, 15.12 Friday in London, 10.12 am Friday in New York, 7.12 am Friday in L.A.

Dark Moon Dieting & Decluttering

May 18, 2009 in Moons by Mystic Medusa | 16 comments

a3d6fc24d7124b5f80e136b15a101eedRight. This illo is now on my fridge door.

The Dark Moon really is brilliant for dieting and decluttering. As the Moon wanes, you let go. I am giving up wheat and coffee – again – as one makes me sluggish and the other anxious, hardly a brilliant combo of traits. And I have even decluttered the Uranians. No more Aqua men. Plus being dissed by them led to a few weeks of too much wine, carbs – i needed the serotonin but now i intend to operate on a more authentic version of serenity- and cathartic grizzling with my confidantes chez pub.

No more. It’s now La Temperanza all the way: You too can be in be in my club.

Monday’s Eclipse

January 22, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Eclipses, Moons, New Moons, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 29 comments

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More Bugs from me.

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So here we are again, just a few days out from a Solar Eclipse in Aquarius. It’s a hyperbolically super-boosted New Moon. It’s ultra-powerful for a few reasons. There are loads of planets-astro-thingies in Aquarius: The Sun, the Moon, the North Node of the Moon, Jupiter, Chiron & Neptune. We could go bats flinging in asteroids but this will suffice. Also, both the ancient and the modern rulers of Aquarius (Saturn & Uranus) are opposing.

Essentially, this is a rare & fabulous chance for innovative fresh beginnings. Really good astro-vibe for making your world over anew & getting beyond the same old tired merde. People who’ve been trying to be progressive & evolving since last Feb do well out of this astro-scape…And, as Venus is also close to Uranus, expect surprises. Go with the Eclipse mood by making cool changes – even just little ones. To your diet, for instance. Other than honouring Saturn in Virgo by being a hard-working health fiend most of the time, the time is nigh for radical individuation. And yes, the inauguration is v. appropriate for such strong Aquarian, Utopian, new-worldly astro.