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Astro-Decor: Which Sign Would Covet This Thing?

March 2, 2010 in Astro-Decor by Mystic Medusa | 26 comments

It’s only $100,ooo USD and the Aqua-Lounger is apparently reminiscent of the way more expensive submarine whale watching experience offered by various underwater hotels etc. I THINK that is the point. It’s like a budget submarinal experience and without all the stress of actually being underwater. Only it’s canned water & I’m presuming there is no aquatic life in the lounger…Apart from SEA LICE? O.m.g. and hideously strong Feng Shui Water placement if you don’t bung it in the right spot?

Which Sign Would Covet This Thing?

* Wealthy Stoner Sagg?

* Aries Root-Rat Trying For A More “sensitive” Seductive Pull?

*Piscean Heiress For The Guest Room?

No way would an Aquarius want it. They’re currently channelling a Shaker-Quaker aesthetic .

Astro Crab Trillionaire

February 23, 2010 in Astro-Decor by Mystic Medusa | 35 comments

Pierre Cardin’s house is totally how i imagine a trillionaire Crab would do things up…Very homie, lots of soft cushy spaces to blog out in, a womb with a view…pools of water & no hard angles. Crabs – you like?

Okay, maybe the cleaners had been the day these pix were taken because see how there are no Crabby collections anyplace? Or maybe he just collects houses? Cancerians are, as you most likely know, the canniest sign of the Zodiac and the most likely to get wealthy. They say P.C. invented the whole concept of fashion branding…

Also, what is that sculpture at the far end of the room? A Wedgewood motorbike? DO you think he actually hangs here or in a secret, lace & antique infused apartment someplace with the shades drawn?

Astro-Decor-Query: Which Bedroom?

February 2, 2010 in Astro-Decor, Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 147 comments

Okay, here goes.

This should yield some interesting results.

Citing your astro-signature (Sun, Moon, Rising Sign but you can be as fancy or as simply as you want), which of these two bedrooms would you prefer to be yours? Or, which one does yours most resemble. Each are from houses featured in swank shelter mags so don’t imagine those books, above, are dusty or naff.

Chez Mickey Rourke

February 2, 2010 in Astro-Decor by Mystic Medusa | 27 comments

I’m sick of trying to even THINK about Mickey Rourke’s astrology.

The man has about three majorly different birth years out there in the culture. But he is definitely a Virgo. So, yes. And here is  his apartment in New York, courtesy of Architectural Digest.

That thing on the mantelpiece is “an 18th Century Bishop’s Head.” So okay, I am PRESUMING it is a sculpture, though i would not put anything past Mickey Rourke.

And here is his master bedroom. It seems VERY ornate, for a Virgo, even a Virgo movie star. Thoughts?

Piscean Architecture

January 14, 2010 in Astro-Decor, Feng Shui by Mystic Medusa | 50 comments

This is a Brain Institute (seriously) in Las Vegas, Nevada.  The Lou Ruvo Centre for Brain Health was designed by a Pisces, the eminent Frank Gehry…

What do we think? Do all Pisceans visualise constructions thus?

Is this fuqed Feng Shui or way better than the linear, concrete block style slabs we are used to?

Is the melted surrealism characteristic of our Pisces?  Could the look of this be slightly freaked out for a building that is dealing with situations such as Alzheimers disease? I mean, not critiquing eminent architecture but if you had a brain issue, would you want to go to a building that looked like something terribly haphazard was degenerating it from within?

On the plus side, it probably hasn’t got lifts & I imagine all the windows open so it’s all fresh air, accessible stairs or ramps and open vibe inside…No?

Which Sign Would Covet The Cucci Cabinet?

December 15, 2009 in Astro-Decor by Mystic Medusa | 73 comments

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Handcrafted about 1665 for the court of the Sun King, the Cucci Cabinet is now one of the – if not THE most – expensive items of furniture in the world.  This one just sold at auction for $7.5 million USD.

Here is the question;  If someone gave it to you & you were not allowed to sell if but HAD to have it in your house, would you want it & what would you use it for?

I think Taurus would love it & use it to put spare loo rolls in maybe. Virgo would get the shits at how difficult it would be to clean. Sagg would put it in the kitchen & keep potaoes in it.

Leo would LOVE it, yes?  You would never hear the end of it and nor would decor magazine publicists. Aries would have it but you would not be able to see it for clothes being flung over it because Aries like things you can see, not hidden in drawers.  Gemini would keep it & arrange an income stream off it by hiring out for movies and the like.

Cancerians would be able to channel the spirits of the people who had once touched it. Libra would find it too dark,  heavy and not NOW enough so they would donate it a.s.a.p.  Pisces would chuck it into the back lane after a week or so of raving on about Sun King chic & much they revere Cucci.

Cap? Are you kidding? Capricorn would REVERE this thing…It would be enshrined.

Aquarius would customise it and then turn it into a television cabinet. Scorpio???

Yves St Laurent – Are Leos Chintzy?

November 27, 2009 in Astro-Decor by Mystic Medusa | 36 comments

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This is the master bedroom in the country residence of the late Yves St Laurent, a multiple conjunct Leo (Sun, Venus, Mercury)…Is this or is this not classic Leo? I mean, are they usually this chintzy?

Astro-Decor: Taxidermy – Which Sign?

November 3, 2009 in Astro-Decor by Mystic Medusa | 59 comments

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Fashion Designer Yoshiko Kajitani, photographed at home in Tokyo, via The Selby

Nooo, I don’t know what sign she is but the taxidermed look is one I automatically connect with Scorpio & maybe a non-Vegan Aquarius?  Capricorn too. I know there is ‘cool’ taxidermy a la Wunderkammer – like antique scientific taxidermy…My browser playing up INSANELY so I can’t link where i wanna link with this. I am going to post this & try to fix it.

Obviously, i am semi-Vegan and a Veggo and into Feng Shui so it freaks me out on a Qi level. But i also know a whole lot of stylish peeps who do it and there IS apparently a sort of Eco argument to it. Over to you while i fix the browser – it is Firefox, bats just after each Full Moon – why? – WHICH SUN SIGN IS MOST LIKELY TO DECORATE WITH TAXIDERMY…

When i was a child i thought it had something to do with taxi drivers and got horribly confused, as one does.

See Also: Astrology & Vegetarianism

The Tentacle Shower: Which Sign?

October 20, 2009 in Astro-Decor by Mystic Medusa | 49 comments

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Well my reaction was HOW FANTASTIC & pity about the P.O.A bit (P.O.A = Price On Application) but yes, so genius to have several different tentacles and you can twist them around to suit + it looks cool.

But my Cancerian son freaked: he said he would be totally unable to shower without imagining the tentacles wrapping around his neck, scary movies he has seen involving paranormal tentacle activity, horrible sleazy eels eating baby ducklings and the time he stepped on a snail inside his gumboot when he as three.

So, okay, I am thinking Crab Peeps should not be allowed NEAR this thing, P.O.A. or not. IN fact, they prefer baths, i.m.o. Sooo who would like the Tentacle Shower???

Casa El Scorp

June 4, 2009 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 20 comments

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The other day I got an e-mail with the subject heading “Seduced By A Scorpio” and whilst I cannot divulge details, the gentleman in question (it was a male Scorp) had a house with dark burgundy & red velvet furnishings, Gothic candelabras, massive big porno-arty pics & a waterbed with a control panel. And so I am just wondering – as the Moon is in Scorpio & Mars trine Pluto – the ruler of Scorpio – if all Scorpios have such gloriously astro-cliched decor???

My friend the Scorpio Sex Academic doesn’t although her house is right next to a renowned coffee shop AND a Chinese massage place so it reeks (pleasantly) of coffee & mugwort. But super-intense. I went to the house of a male Scorp yonks ago and he actually did have parchment that was scribbled on with Kabbalah stuff, taxidermy (yick) and conspiracy books. Plus a sort of Slacker-Goth decor. Casa El Scorp but never cleaned.