Please don’t take offence if you are one of the many Taureans whose avarice and mendacity has not rendered thousands of people suddenly broke and all. But even though I did the Astrology Of Bernie Madoff a while ago, there is more. He’s SO Taurean. I was reading a thing about him in July Tatler mag and they’d gotten hold of his former P.A.
These are some of the tres Taurean traits that emerged…
…He had an obsessive vision re interior decor. It was all to be black and white with absolutely no colour. (This makes me think of how Hitler wanted to have abstract artists sterilized and that was even before he got cracking on the rest of it). Madoff’s staff had to constantly use tape measures to ensure that all the desks were the same height & the pictures an absolutely even distance apart. They were also given black marker pens to do touch-ups between paint jobs on the black skirting boards…
His P.A never once saw him studying any documents, using a computer or a mobile phone. Yet he had cameras installed to monitor the conduct of his staff when he was not there. He always ate precisely the same thing every day for breakfast, lunch and dinner. All of his properties were full of sculptures and BULL pictures. When he was a child, his brothers used to wind him up terribly by mixing up his sock drawer…
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