Okay, so yes. The Office Bitch went into therapy and emerged as a Sociopath or a person with a Mood Disorder such as N.P.D.
She may be a He. The term Bitch actually has fabulous Pagan witchy-anarcha-goo-goo origins and NO disrespect is intended to lady-dogs or Lilith etc.
But, for the sake of brevity, let’s just say Office Bitch. And, yes i realise the above pic is awfully flattering to the genre. But it’s probably how they see themselves. Even the men, lol.
I haven’t worked in an actual office since forever but i still recall these types vividly. Their pass-agg sneers, petty machinations and neurotoxic perfume. I saw a woman stomping up the road the other day, triangular bottom encased in pin-stripes, snarling into fone at some poor fuqer and i had the most lurid flashback.
The other night, at the astro-cabaret night in Melbourne, these two fabulous girls (the industry; M.E.A. Media-Entertainment-Arts) confessed they had come along for help in dealing with their Office Bitch…And she was/is a DOOZIE. Super-dark. Everyone chiming in with suggestions but the creature in question seemed invulnerable.
Suggestion: Feng Shui her desk so that she loses a bit of her power….
M.E.A. Girls: She has SIX DESKS!
Suggestion: Talk to her immediate superior about x-y-z that she is doing to undermine blah….
M.E.A.: She’s sleeping with him!
Suggestion: Talk to the personnel…
M.E.A. She’s blackmailing him!
And so it went on…Tips for these peeps suffering under an Office-SocioBitch regime are welcome…Plus, Please vote…
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