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The Office Bitch/Sociopath–Which Sign?

October 20, 2009 in Astro-Cliches, Astro-Poll by Mystic Medusa | 68 comments

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Okay, so yes. The Office Bitch went into therapy and emerged as a Sociopath or a person with a Mood Disorder such as N.P.D.

She may be a He.   The term Bitch actually has fabulous Pagan witchy-anarcha-goo-goo origins and NO disrespect is intended to lady-dogs or Lilith etc.

But, for the sake of brevity, let’s just say Office Bitch.  And, yes i realise the above pic is awfully flattering to the genre. But it’s probably how they see themselves. Even the men, lol.

I haven’t worked in an actual office since forever but i still recall these types vividly. Their pass-agg sneers, petty machinations and neurotoxic perfume.  I saw a woman stomping up the road the other day, triangular bottom encased in pin-stripes, snarling into fone at some poor fuqer and i had the most lurid flashback.

The other night, at the astro-cabaret night in Melbourne, these two fabulous girls (the industry; M.E.A. Media-Entertainment-Arts) confessed they had come along for help in dealing with their Office Bitch…And she was/is a DOOZIE. Super-dark. Everyone chiming in with suggestions but the creature in question seemed invulnerable.

Suggestion: Feng Shui her desk so that she loses a bit of her power….

M.E.A. Girls: She has SIX DESKS!

Suggestion: Talk to her immediate superior about x-y-z that she is doing to undermine blah….

M.E.A.: She’s sleeping with him!

Suggestion: Talk to the personnel…

M.E.A.  She’s blackmailing him!

And so it went on…Tips for these peeps suffering under an Office-SocioBitch regime are welcome…Plus, Please vote…


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Lilith: The Bitch Is Back

September 3, 2009 in Astro-Passages by Mystic Medusa | 34 comments

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Guess what???  Those primal throbbings ain’t just Pluto in slo-mo, stationing Direct. Nor Saturn revving up to oppose Uranus again. Dark Moon Lilith is conjunct the North Node in Capricorn. Let’s just say Lilith is the Bitch Goddess & that she is a Good Thing. Archaic feminine power and all that. And so we have Dark Moon Lilith conjunct (very powerful) the North Node (manifest destiny) and in the mega-pragmatic sign of Capricorn at 27 to 29 degrees of Capricorn.

So who has been vowing to be (productively) more of a bitch lately? Especially where it pertains to clearing out the crappy old residue from being too nice, sentimental and goo-goo. Like Saturn Girl, Lilith in Capricorn hasn’t much time for L.O.A. style thinking – she’s set & forget when it comes to boundaries/standards et al. But with the North Node involvement, the boundaries are more like borders between two different eras.

The Saturn-Uranus opposition links in nicely as well – Saturn in Virgo is trining Lilith & Uranus sextile. So it’s like harnessing the power of Saturn/Lilith to achieve Uranian ends, if you like. Ditto the North Node ends as being our “ideal” future. And being enough of a bitch to jettison those elements of the past that don’t work or not wanting to go back to a place you CAN’T revisit…and why would you want to???

And, btw, this is so beautiful and such a lovely omen: if you look up in the sky at night right now, you can see the nearly Full Moon very close to Jupiter, the Greater Benefic and official auspicious planet. Fab for Aquarians! Have a look and make a wish.

Bitched Up!

April 9, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Full Moons by Mystic Medusa | 65 comments

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Lol!  I noted how the Astro-Beauty Nostalgia Post went OFF & so here are some gratuitious Retro-Venus nostalgia hits for you guys.

And…the ferocity of this Full Moon has surprised me…I was so primed to let rip at some peeps (the Full Moon involves my Mercury in Aries & Mars is advancing toward my natal Venus which is already being stimulated by Uranus) that i had to turn my phone off &g go distract my self with a long advanced-Libran-Moon exfoliating ritual. Yes, I do have work to do but was too irritated.

So, once you are done with the Nostalgia Hit – please feel free to indulge bitcherel in the comments. No names. In fact EVERYONE who is the subject of the bitcherel should be given the SAME name…But what would it be? Also, note that is always very easy to feel overwhelmed with a Full Moon. It’s okay…Semper Fi guys!

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