Yes, a genre known as Egyptian Cyberpunk Nouveau Naff exists.

These peeps just invented it with this p.o.a. Horus Coffeetable cum i-Pod dock.

Horus is the Sky-God, son of Isis (like Venus) and Osiris & some say equivalent to Jesus. I can NOT bang on about this here, with that coffee table as the illo.  This is tres esoteric. Another time. Suffice to say that Horus is an asteroid – number 1924. Go ahead, bung it in your chart & see if you can find a meaning for it, lol.

What i really want to know is how many peeps with the Horus table at home (they would obviously be really heavy drinkers or they would not have bought this) rock up at emergency with injuries they claim to be from falling on their coffee table iPod dock and the doctors snigger but it’s actually true?

Astarte was the Phoenician Venus & the goddess worshipped by biblical bad girl Jezebel, who had 400 priests and priestesses devoted to her worship. A la Inanna and Ishtar, Astarte was the quintessential Babylonian Love Goddess and was thus luridly denounced by Christians etc. The Harlot, the Whore of Babylon and so on. Don’t start me.

She is also an asteroid (number 672, if you want to fling her into your chart via Astrodienst)

I have become so totally fascinated with the Dark Moon and all the witchy asteroids (Lilith, Circe, Ishtar and Hecate) that I am going to (temporarily) offer The Harlot as a Cosmic Consult for $77. If it takes off, I will add it to the permanent selection of Cosmic Consults. Get one if you are interested in the Divine Feminine, witchcraft, goddess mythology, Dark Feminine et al.

It will include where all those asteroids are in your chart, their likely effect & relation to your Venus, still the most important game in town. I see these asteroids as enhancements of natal Moon-Venus. If, for instance, you have Circe Rising or Hecate on your Moon, they will be the main focus of your consult.

Also, these are sexy little asteroids, majorly powerful goddess archetypes  and the readings will be the closest thing i do (on this site, lol) to X-rated. Pls only order if you are open and interested in the above themes.  Use the Paypal link here if you are interested or e-mail me…

Oh well Virgoans are about to go absolutely ape. Not only is Saturn out of their sign so they can go nano-seconds at a time without guilting themselves, they’ve got asteroid Pan (asteroid number 4450) and Dionysus (asteroid number 3671) in their sign with NO Saturn to be a spoilsport banging on about carbs post 6pm, liver function, sane adult relationships and so on. Pan and Dionysus are the good time guys of the Zodiac.

What else…Ceres is close to the Sun in Scorpio…I so need to keep a closer eye on Ceres and in fact, it is one of my 2010 resolutions. Monitor Ceres.

Circe is in late Scorpio squaring Neptune – yay! Psycho-sexual flirtations and bewitchery…Venus, Sappho, Pallas & Saturn all lurk together in lovely Libra – v.good brainiac and thinking weekend if one is  not too distracted by all the pandemonium.  Lilith, Psyche and Pandora join the Auspicious Aqua-Weirding.  There is BIG emphasis on Libra and Aquarius this weekend – high minded relationships, free love and new ideas infusing into everything.

Ishtar is in early Saggo trine – ta-dah! – Mars in Leo.  Hot. The Queen and her Warrior. Primordial life force rules.