
Spick Monster by Rory O’Neill
An unencumbered waning Moon in Virgo & cleaning truly is therapeutic. Ditto organising, culling, sorting & editing. The Sun in Aquarius draws near to Neptune: For brilliantly lucid dreaming, drink mint tea (spearmint, peppermint, anymint) before bed tonight & dab essential oil of lavender on temples as you to sleep. The really High-Functioning Flakes can whack a crystal in between the pillow-slip and their pillow.
Am writing weekly scopes for mid-March but seeking reassurance that there are actually men in my world who might like me other than the ludicrously handsome but chemically insane Uranian and the maybe-married Leo-Rising-Aquarian-Rugger-Stud, I was skimming a dating site. There’s men all right. And I clicked on the profile of one – hilarious. It said something to the tune of “if you are a woman sitting alone in a house with three cats and a pile of self-development books move right along, I am not for you.” Mortifying. Not only was I alone in the house with three cats hanging around, I had a pile of books about things like Aura-Reading, Feng Shui For Dummies, Why Sugar Is The Devil, my esoteric symbols dictionary, Exploring Jupiter, The Art Of Seduction, Memories, Dreams & Reflections by Jung & Why Men Love Bitches. I was like this guy’s Nightmare Girl!
BTW: I have a feeling that Uranus into Aries (it will be next year!) is going to translate into a massive spike in the amount of people doing D.I.Y. I don’t mean just the obvious things like D.I.Y. tiling your own bathroom, I mean D.I.Y. everything. Uranus in Aries is also heaps of records being broken, a whole new level of sports genius. Cloned athletes?
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