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Astro-Ryan O’Neal – Astrological Prick Indicators?

August 4, 2009 in Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 49 comments

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Yo, Find-My-Goddess dude, all is forgiven!  Okay, Ryan O’Neal seems like an abject prick. Having a background in journalism, i tend not to judge peeps being slagged off in the media, as i know how easily they can be stitched up, taken out of context etc. But the Daily Mail’s “I Chatted Up My Own Daughter At Farrah Fawcett’s Funeral” article on Ryan O’Neal is SOMETHING ELSE.

It is short & basically a pithy little summary of the Vanity Fair piece out soon but YICK.

So, okay, I whip up  his chart and go looking for astrological prick indicators (A.P.I.) and voila – the classic afflicted Mars. Ladies and male gays, take note. The “afflicted” Mars is the classic astro-omen of trouble when you are looking at men. Not all men with a trickily aspected Mars are difficult pricks with drugs or violence issues but plenty are.   PLEASE don’t e-mail me to defend your precious snookums who has never laid a hand on you excepting for tantric sex at which he excels and he always puts the rubbish  out sans complaint. I am just saying that in SOME cases, a man with Mars square his Saturn, Uranus, Pluto or Neptune can be a piece of work.

Ryan O’Neal is a multiple conjunct Taurus. He has Sun Venus at Zero degrees Taurus so there is sex appeal, beauty and charm for sure, prob v.strong before dissipated. And so Sun, Venus, Lilith, Part  of Fortune, Saturn, Jupiter and Uranus ALL In Taurus and all in the 11th house. Which gives him a strong Aqua-Uranian flavour. So he is a multiple conjunct Taurus + it’s squaring his Mars and Moon in Aquarius…So he’s a Fixed Square in motion. Could be a saint, of course, but also immense frustration & could alternate between cloying neediness/control freakery and Aqua spaciness/don’t fence-me-in OR ELSE.  Just to add to the fixed square theme, he’s got squares from Pluto in Leo as well.

And he’s got Neptune all over his Aqua-Moon this  year & next so now what? MORE Neptunian substances??? He could claim to be in touch with Farrah Fawcett from the Other Side and try to set up a church. Neptune-Moon can be super-spiritual and awakening but given the Daily Mail story above, I am not confident of this guy’s form. Seriously read it!

And, given the massive conflict between Taurus & Aquarius in this guys chart, what could have done (or do!) to create a better expression of it???  He’s Cancerian Rising so parenthood could have been his salvation. But, well, hitting on your daughter at your lovers funeral AND introducing another child to drugs – allegedly – would be an odd form of it, no? Poor Farrah.

Astro-Gaga: What Sign Is Ferris Bueller?

June 24, 2009 in Astro Gaga, Astro In Books, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 28 comments

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I was  just reading that the house featured in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is up for sale & including – obviously – the amazing Ferrari garage overlooking the ravine that featured in the ‘you canned the car’ scene. If you don’t know what I am talking about, apologies but i adored this movie sooo much & weirdly, so do my kids. But sign is Ferris???  I’m thinking total Pisces…

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Astro-Query: Which Slebs Do You Irrationally Loathe?

June 24, 2009 in Astro-Query, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 157 comments

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Years ago, a young woman got me to a relationship consult comparing her chart & that of her boyfriend. I kept thinking there was something really familiar about the boyfriend’s chart & birth details. Anyway it was Brad Pitt & she was not Jennifer A. Nor had she met Brad. Relationships with slebs can be tricky. There are the gorgeous teenage crushes that do the marvellous  job of allowing one to experience a variety of yearnings and emotions but leave one lots of space & time to oneself.

There are the delusional identifications with slebs we feel are “like us.” There are the ones whose work and glimpses of their actual life gleaned via media/twitter/whatever we admire. And then there are the madly irrational loathings of some celebrities. So much so that there is an involuntary  shudder at his/her face on a magazine cover, instant credibility afforded to even the most insane rumours (she is a man, he is an undead),  a sense of simpatico upon meeting someone who agrees with your conspiracy theory of X being over-rated and pure rage if a book you like is turned into a movie starting vile X.

Is it astrological? I mean, is a Sleb you loathe actually of a sign you do not get along with? I don’t really believe in Sun Sign compatibility as there are SO many different astro-factors, but for the sake of this question, I think we can go there.What is you Sun Sign, whom is the Sleb you irrationally loathe, what is his/her Sun Sign and why the loathing? Or is it just SOOOOO irrational you could never reveal?

Lindsay & Lauren

January 19, 2009 in Astro-Cliches, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 3 comments

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Lindsay Lohan: …You know, I was with this guy Jerry Inzerillo recently, who was running the whole Atlantis [The Palm resort opening celebration] in Dubai. And when I saw him, he started complimenting me, telling me how I reminded him of these other actresses. I literally just sat there . . . He was just saying these really nice things to me that people don’t really ever say, and I started crying. I was like, “Oh, my God, I’m so sorry that I’m crying!” But I was just so emotional about it . . . I’m a Cancer, which means I’m maternal and emotional. So in relationships I’m screwed.

Lauren Hutton: I’m a Scorpio with Cancer rising. I don’t really know what that means.

Lindsay Lohan:  [laughs] I don’t know what it means either! I just know that Scorpio is a little more dangerous than Cancer, but that could actually be really balancing.

From Interview Magazine

Dark Moon In Scorpio

January 19, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Astro-Weird, Celeb Fluffery, Moons, New Moons by Mystic Medusa | 22 comments

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It’s the Dark Moon in Scorpio! So the astro-atmosphere is spooked up, intense, ruthless & with a subtle sexy edge of paranoia. Very good day for scheming, having insights to do with sex/power + dabbling in the occult. Martial arts also. Whatever you’re doing, you’re intense about. But it’s a Dark Moon so brill for fast-processing (Scorp-style) of ye olde merde. What would a Scorp do?  Send a quick note scribbled in blood and by Carrier-Bat???  Turn off his/her phone and refuse to speak to anyone until after next Monday’s Eclipse-New Moon???   Note that peeps are intransigent and suspicious today. If you know anyone who already has those tendencies, don’t bug them.

And speaking of Scorps, above is one of my fave Scorpios and definitely fave actor - Joaquin Phoenix. I think he does completely brilliant work in every film he has ever done. I adore him. Even in Signs which was otherwise abysmal, i.m.o.  But lately, he has forsworn acting and altered his looks quite radically a la this Daily Mail article here & one has to wonder WHAT is Mr Phoenix doing astrologically???

There appears to be no birthtime for him but he’s got an ultra depth-psyched & charismatic Sun, Venus and Mars all together in Scorpio. And close by but in Libra, he has Uranus and Mercury. They’re all in the Via Combusta a.k.a. the Fiery Way, considered malefic by ye olde astrologers but it certainly makes him potent & magic, i.m.o.

Plus my Moon is there so no-way am i going to go all ancient on this being scary…ANYWAY – Joaquin is amazing but without a birthtime, the only major transit i can spot here is that he has Pluto moving to square his Aries Moon. And so that is someone who increasingly will not tolerate anything that is not totally emotionally resonant with his true self, will not do faux anything for even half a second & needs absolute autonomy.

It does not say a thing an in any of my astro books about causing one to grow a huge beard to hide a handsome face. Oh well.

Oh and here is a story about how he debuted his new career as a rapper last Friday.