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Aries Bikie, Leo Movie Star, Scorpio Adult Movie Actress And…

March 19, 2010 in Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 64 comments

Well the Moon is moving toward asteroid Eros in Taurus but that should really evoke a general atmosphere of sleaze? I think not. I am attempting to tune into Neptune trine my Moon but first the Tiger Text Messages – already been turned into a rap song, apparently – and  now further sleaze re the Sandra Bullock marriage. Yes, she’s married to the Dude.

And yes, I have had several requests for a peek at the astro behind this. I’m not touching Tiger.

So thoughts on the Sandra Situation.

* Infuriating as it would be to find out your husband had been cheating on you with a sort of bikie porn star (as was the husband’s ex-wife) just as you win an Oscar, she has Mars and Venus in Gemini…I reckon she wanted something a little bit diff. She met him when Neptune was on her Moon so maybe she was a bit addled and – am trying to think of Anglican metaphor here – motivated by factors other than her brain. Cliterate.

* She got Jesse James, an Aries bikie/tv star (of a show called Monster Garage)/entrepeneur a.k.a. as Vanilla Gorilla by his Mistress.

* Stating the ravingly obvious, Vanilla Gorilla’s Ex-Wife (and mother of his daughter) is a heavily inked up Scorpio Adult Movie Actress. The new mistress is also a very inked adult movie sort of a siren – Whether she wants to or not, Sandra Bullock cannot get inked because it would limit her choice of mainstream movie roles. But CLEARLY the Aries dude has a type.  Not that it excuses his cheating on her but it’s interesting, no?

* This all came to light with Mars Retro. So it’s been screwing around (so to speak) since last October and now all this hidden stuff is coming to light. Venus Retrograde in SCORPIO later in the year is going to be even more such fun. Check this out if you have not already!

* Ms Bullock is a Leo with Kataka Rising – hence ability to be both movie-star and connect with les peeps/seem empathetic and vulnerable etc. Pluto is coming up to pulverise transit her Descendent aka cusp of House of Love…It’s not exact yet but near enough. This would have been a nasty shock. She should  have been a MAJOR catch for the Aries Dude. I don’t want to sound snobby and true love crosses boundaries etc but do admit that Vanilla Gorilla was punching above his weight when dating – let alone marrying – Sandra Bullock.

* Her current big transit other than Pluto is Uranus squaring her Mars & Gemini…always a surprise. But Jupiter is on her Midheaven (career transcendence) and maybe this is clearing out the crap before a Plutonic Soulmate pops up with the exact conjunction of Pluto to her Dsc. It’s happened before. So now she is enraged or thinking why-why-why – AND she has spent a lot of time in court, helping Vanilla out with his custody battles – but soon she will be on her knees, in tears of happiness and gratitude thanking Mighty Aphrodite for delivering her from the arms of this sleazy prick.

* His Mars is opposite her Mars-Venus. Excellent for bedwork, of course, but Mars opposite Mars can work at cross purposes with one another.

Self-Actualizing Seven: Peak Or Mystic Experiences

March 3, 2010 in Self-Actualizing by Mystic Medusa | 33 comments

Self Actualizing Trait Number Eight:

“Maslow observed that self-actualizing individuals commonly had what he called peak experiences (also termed ‘oceanic feeling’). This term refers to moments of intense excitement and high tension as well as to those of relaxation, peacefulness, blissfulness and stillness. Representing the most ecstatic moments of life, such occurrences usually come from love and sexual climax, bursts of creativity, insight, discovery and fusion with nature. These people can ‘turn on’ without artificial stimulants. Just being alive turns them on.”

Abraham Maslow’s Self-Actualizing Traits

Which Sign Would Wear The Sound Reactive Nightgown?

February 1, 2010 in Astro Gaga, Astro-Fashion by Mystic Medusa | 24 comments

This Sound Reactive Nightgown automatically lifts its skirt at the sound of your partner’s (or anyone’s?) voice. It is accomplished by flexible metal shape alloy and built-in microphone sensors.  Sarah Soriano, creator of the musical bra, designed it. It’s creepily fascinating. I mean, why couldn’t you hoist your own nightie? It’s installation art, obviously but is there a single sign bats enough to wear it?  Also, what I’d love to know is what would the voice have to say to make it automatically lower itself again???

And, I’m thinking that between this and the Pheromone Frock we are seeing a Uranus-In-Aries trend forecasted. Think about how Arieans hate fuss. Clothes that telegraph whether you’re on heat or not. Nightgowns that hitch themselves up. They’re Ariean.

So, fashion analysts, what were the core fashion trends of Uranus in Pisces: 2003 up until now???

Marc Jacobs – Ultra Aries & Pimp His Ad

December 11, 2009 in Astro-Fashion by Mystic Medusa | 50 comments

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What is Marc Jacobs trying to say with this ad?

Did one of her feet catch fire because the footwear is so hot and she had to cool it in the lav?

Is this like a mythological reference I am missing?

If it helps, Marc Jacobs is an Aries and when Pluto was trining his Sun a few years ago, he pulled off a stupendous make-over moment. He went from very plump & pale to buff and inked. Everyone knows that Aries men with good enough bods will use any excuse to get their shirt off. I think some of them even spill shit on their shirts so they have to quickly whip them off in public, to soak the stain, you understand.

One of his tatts is on his right wrist or something and it says “perfect.”

This sounds v.Aries male too, does it not: “In the most basic way I can say it, coming from a psychological place, what I love more than anything is attention. That is about as honest of a statement that I could possibly make. I want a reaction, because I want the attention.”

But the chick with the foot in the loo? What’s that about? Maybe it’s some sort of a fancy anima statement. Hello, Jungians?

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Are Leos Really More Likely To Be Atheists???

November 30, 2009 in Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 35 comments

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Personally, I am a Pantheist but i’ve noted that loads of Leos are flamboyant atheists & i sometimes wonder (okay, usually wonder) if it’s because they think THEY are the deity. Seriously, the only celebrity Leo i’ve who does not seem to be an atheist is Madonna.  What do you think? Are Leos more likely to be atheists and if so, why?

O.m.g i HAD to obviously mention the two most ostentatiously atheist authors of recent times & so I looked up their birth-dates: Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens are BOTH Arieans…

I love Hitchens writing – LOVE it even though he’s always dishing out shit at witchy-poo types but I remember reading just one lead par to a Richard Dawkins piece and flipping out. He said that our bodies/brains operated like a telephone exchange, that that is essentially all we are. I (a) did  not agree and (b) thought that if we are set up anything like the telephone companies I deal with, we’re all screwed.

Thoughts?

Are Aries Men The Most Macho Of All???

November 26, 2009 in Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 84 comments

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This red “frictionator’ truck is apparently powered by an actual rocket. It is probably illegal in the parking lots of malls and the like but comes in v.handy for off-road desert truck racing and freaking out your neighbours so that they think twice before chucking a snail over the fence. It is also an Ariesmobile – yes?

Ages ago, i read in an astrology book (one of the first i ever read) that Aries men were the most masculine and Piscean women the most feminine. This is trad gender roles – yes – but it’s kind of interesting. Aries is ruled by Mars and Aries men are very singular. They’re blunt, brave, up themselves to an insane degree and fantastic leaders. A bit low on empathy, some might say. Are these male traits? Are Aries men the most macho of all? Would all Aries men secretly love a rocket powered truck like the one above? And so where does this leave Pisces men? Girls? Or hairdressers?

See Also: Your Aries Male Ex.

Are All Aries Women Macho?

Astro-Gaga: What Sign Is She And What Happened?

November 23, 2009 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 68 comments

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She is a Cancerian Mood-Swinger who works as a stylist at the Large Hadron Particle Collider (the scientists are expecting some media attention) and she took some weird shit back from a lab, hoping it would help her seduce her strange Aquarian lover. But he’s just morphed into a Reincarnate Atlantean after shes sprinkled even just a bit of the God-Particle powder into his chardonnay.

That or a kickboxing Libran with the shits at some wallpaper that suddenly DOES NOT WORK AT ALL AND W.T.F. WAS SHE DOING LETTING AN ARIES DO THE DECOR JUST BECAUSE SHE FANCIED HIM.

Arieans Love Mars in Leo More Than Anyone

October 30, 2009 in Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 14 comments

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Age shall not weary the Aries gent. Especially not when Mars (ruler of men and Arieans and stupid stunts that nonetheless look cool) is in flamboyant Leo. This is Elton John performing in Barcelona as Mars crosses his Saturn and Pluto in Leo.

See Also:  Once Fire Signs Start, They Don’t Expect To Stop Soon

Positivist Aries Leadership & Motivational Tips

September 16, 2009 in Astro-Cliches, D.I.Y. Astro by Mystic Medusa | 56 comments

phph1guIQAMAnyone who is or whom has ever known an Aries knows that they are nothing if not positive. A bit boombastic & up themselves, for sure. But if you need a swift pep-talk,  a blast of optimistic perspective or motivation to get off your bum…Aries is your guy. Or girl.

Also, the part of your chart where you HAVE Aries is where you are damn well unsinkable. Someone comes along and wallops you there, you leap right up again. It’s where you mouth off, are given to a bit of a fight and will never-ever give in. You are competitive and determined to out-do, out-live, out-shine and out-thrive all your enemies. You’re a bit crazy in the ‘house’ or ’sector’ of your chart where you have Aries but you don’t care.

Aries Rising or in the 1st house – you probably ARE a fighter for a living. Aries in the 4th: real estate fiend. Do not fuq with this person’s domestic bliss. Aries in the 9th: Gets into fist-fights over politics if given half the chance. Academically competitive. Aries in the 3rd: hits the roof if dissed by anyone or at mere hint of familiarity. You get the idea?

Aries is the sign of GORM.   There was, btw, a King Gorm of Denmark. I wonder if this where the term ‘gormless’ came from?

Which Sign Would Like The Phantom Home Bar?

August 21, 2009 in Astro Gaga, Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 27 comments

phpizdN9DAMYes! This is the Phantom Home Bar…

This must be the craziest bar ever. The semicircular Phantom Bar features four real ejection seats restored from an F-4 Phantom fighter jet. The bar itself is made from a restored engine cowling of a C-119 “Flying Boxcar” bomber. Handcrafted by a company called Phantom Works, each bar takes 1000 hours to create and restore.

Its stratospheric $225,000 price apparently isn’t quite enough for the four seats’ ejection jetpacks to remain intact, and that’s too bad, because a quick exit might come in handy when one of your bar guests gets too obnoxious for comfort…” From DVice

I took one look at this and thought Aries…And then I thought of L’Uomo Aries – self proclaimed Ultimate Player or whatever he is. A bar with ejection seats is SUCH a genius idea. Is thinking Aries men would like it a bit mean or ravingly accurate? If you had quarter of a million $ to spend and it HAD to be on a home bar – you were not allowed to blow it on solving famines or skincare – it HAS to be spent on a home bar,would you get the Phantom Bar with ejection seating? Or a differently themed one?  Cite your sign if commenting of COURSE.

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