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Scorped!

July 24, 2009 in Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 66 comments

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Seethingly intense, vengeful, inscrutable and sexed  up to the max, Scorpios are hard-to-ignore. The sign of Sex, the Occult & Other People’s Money (to name but a few of the associations) is signified by the mental Scorpion (all those kinky stinging rituals as part of mating) AND the noble, metaphysical Phoenix…The ruler of the sign was once Mars (giving our Scorp the vibe of an emo Aries) but is now considered Pluto,  the Lord of the Underworld & part-time husband of Persephone.

Scorps are singular people. Whatever their archetype, they’ll manifest it flagrantly. I met a stunning Scorp Ski Champion  – female- when i was 19 and she was not much older. She was passionately promiscious – she had a BOOK in which she kept note of her conquests & their foibles; obsessed with investing in the stockmarket & adept at quadrupling small amounts of money via intensive studying of the business news etc…obsessively groomed, like a cat & even if she had been up until 3am the previous evening, would arise every morning to watch the sunrise and do her stretchings.

Seduced by, employed by, befriended by, loved by,  hated by a Scorpio – have you ever been Scorped?

Transit Lounge: The Uranus-Venus Club – Updated

July 2, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 143 comments

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Peeps! I am re-posting this as Uranus-Venus transits already going on – see below – are now HOT for two reasons: Venus is quincunx Uranus, setting them off AND Uranus is retrograding way back to where it was lurking in Feb 2008 and then forward again…So from now till May 2010 is the Hot Zone for your Uranus-Venus transit. Also, Saturn gets involved from now through until September – yay! – So some of us could even have a, gulp, meaningful and enduring Uranian romance. As Uranus heads back to exact conjunct my Piscean Venus, i am totally going to be in the club, hanging out in the comments. Pls read the post and comments to determine your eligibility to join my club.

Last year’s transit of Uranus conjunct my natal Venus bought The Uranian & it wasn’t even exact. It’s exact in mid-March & then again in Nov & December. There is already the Leo-Rising Aquarian Rugger Stud & an Ariean so bats & Uranian i can barely begin to explain it/him.  Uranus-Venus transits are fun but weird. All the peeps you attract or whom zig into your life seem to be ultra-attractive & individuated but really bats. As an example, even my Celebrity Crush – Joaquin Phoenix – has apparently gone totally apeshit bats. That is the awesome power of this astro-passage. Unbelievable.

None of my friends are doing Uranus-Venus transits. So, in the spirit of support, I am offering u the chance to join the Uranus-Venus club. All you have to do to join is have a Venus between 21 and 28 degrees of Pisces, Virgo, Sagittarius or Gemini. Also considered Venus in those degrees of Scorpio or Cancer and Capricorn-Taurus.  How do you know your Venus degree? Again, look it up on Astrodienst You all know the Venus glyph & just check out the list of planets in the little box down the left…Look at the number next to the Venus…

If  you are eligible to join the club OR you have interesting Uranus-Venus transit info to share, please comment. It’s a fascinating transit.

Lady Revheads – What Sign?

June 19, 2009 in Astro-Cliches, Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 52 comments

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Full on go-carting aged 10, first female to win an IndyCar race & apparently now being groomed as first woman in Formula 1 series (U.S.), Danica Patrick is – ta-dah! – an Aries. And Aries IS so the sign I connect with lady-Revheads.

She’s Aries, Moon-in-Aries trined by Uranus in Saggo and opposite (interesting, this) Mars in Libra. Mercury in Pisces & Venus in Aquarius so genuinely not giving a toss about all the criticism she cops from guys who say women should  not be professional speed racers. Her tres Ramzilla personal philosophy: “Drive like you have something to prove every time.”

Lady Revheads, own up – what’s your astro-guff?

Mars Into Taurus!

June 1, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 28 comments

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Mars is now in Taurus & sticks it out their (Tenacity! Stamina! Guts! Endurance! True Grit!) till mid-July!  Mars first makes a brilliant trine to his liege-lord Pluto  & likewise friendly aspects to Saturn & Uranus but he squares off with Jupiter, Neptune & Chiron. In the olden days, rulers would send extra guards to mind their treasure when Mars was in Taurus. It’s a time when peeps are likely to get way more funny about the money & avaricious + stubborn. Venus gets into Taurus soon too so a lot less of the Ariean pioneering vibe. Reality & practical concerns emerge but it’s a more sensual atmosphere. There’s a sexy Mars-Venus conjunction in Taurus on the weekend of June 20/21 so that will be fun. Bear in mind that if you get into any variety of a fight over the next seven/eight weeks – everyone is going to be real stubborn. Even if you ain’t, don’t expect compromise to be a simple score.

Do Admit: Your Aries (Male) Ex Was…

May 16, 2009 in Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 40 comments

Dudes, DO ADMIT: Your Aries (Male) Ex Was…

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A RAVING SHOW-OFF, EASILY DRAWN INTO BOASTING ABOUT HIS DARING & ATHLETIC ACCOMPLISHMENTS…

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REALLY INTO SELF-IMPROVEMENT…

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Enthusiastic, if inept, at helping out around the house….

waterhouseA sucker for any Damsel In Distress scenario…

AND WELL-MUSCLED…

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See also: Harry Houdini & David Blaine: Illusionist Stuntmen & Aries


The Aries Count…And Delia Antwerp Aaars

May 12, 2009 in Astro Gaga by Mystic Medusa | 45 comments

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THIS is Count Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo, featuring in the June issue of Vanity Fair mag in a story that is sucky yet compelling about The World’s Most Eligible Heirs & Heiresses. I can find NOTHING online re him. Nothing. Yet he fascinates me. Not the $$$ but that he has all that + a title and yet chooses to pose in a wet shirt with his hairy chest showing. I mean, he could have said ‘get nicked’ but no, he did it. The pics are by Bruce Weber, btw, whose thing is shooting hot guys. I don’t think the females in the VF spread come off so well at ALL.

The Count Passi de Prepasulo has but one quote I can find: “It’s not the title that’s important, you have to be a Count inside yourself.”

Soooo he’s not really at all po-mo or into political analysis but he has clearly thought about his self-image. He likes to show off his hairy chest – I mean he is not needing the money or anything and he’s got Ariean/Mars eyebrows…In fact, he reminds me of Ramzilla, my Aries Ex-Husband. He will ADORE this comparison….But it’s true. Cocky Aries grin, Count or not. I’m saying he Aries…Anyone?  Hmmm…Or Leo…

If anyone is happy to speculate re The Aries Count’s imaginary life and/or even how the photographer/art world persona and Designer Hair Skirt wearer Delia Antwerp-Aaars would react should she meet him but briefly, I am SO up for it.  I mean, he’d issue forth one disdainful snort of derision re her Bauhaus armchair and she’d have it tossed out in the back lane within NANOSECONDS.

Even if she had to phone from a Berlin video art installation opening to brief a meth addict to break into her house and STEAL the thing, it would be gone. Because she does SO trust “dear Gian” and she totally gets it about how the inner Count is more important than silly titles, money, castles, speedboats, ancient estates, entree into gilded circles, generations of servants, never having to fly commercial ETC.

She can vibe quite suave & arty-international cashed-up member of The Wankerati when she wants to but Delia made some mistakes when dealing with the Aries Count. And she wakes up next morning in the shitty Bauhaus BED at the place she is staying in Berlin with a hideous hangover and she remembers with an emotion that’s WAY beyond the shores of chagrin;

(1) She tried to tell the Aries Count that Antwerp-Aaars was actually a powerfully aristocratic name of some note amongst the nobility of Northern Poland, an obscure and yet secretly quite powerful mob descended from…Did she say Lilith? Or Mary Magdalene?

(2) When she finally checks her phones, there are several text messages from peeps concerned/amazed that the Aries Count was seen beckoning over his (amazingly discreet) security after Delia tried to pin him up against the wall – playfully – until he agreed to attend the opening of her next photography exhibition in Glebe.

Aries Moon Weekend

January 30, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Moons by Mystic Medusa | 36 comments

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Marvin the Martian

YES! The Moon is in waxing in Aries for the weekend. The Message? Do not let anyone fuq with thy Qi. Respect is like oxygen under this Moon. Expect others to feel precisely the same way. Mars – ruler of Aries – is in the last degrees of Capricorn & Mercury is stationing: Drastic breakthroughs, seeing shit as it is & some sort of sensual pragmatism reigns.

As the Saturn & Uranus Opposition builds for another swipe, put the Aries Moon self-determinative vibe to brilliant use: Where are you individuating? What won’t you put up with? Where do you want to get more real and which unreal dreams do you want to put more gorm into activating?  Aries Moon can be a weekend of crap-house drivers ranting off re nothing and similar impatience jags from lower-Martian types (don’t provoke known flashpoints or ornery peeps) but it is also a time of courage, positivity & cute chutzpah.

Aries energy is that sort of entering-a-marathon-at-aged-90 style thing. And then they go to the pub afterward, crack a few jokes whilst sitting there in their running shorts. You can take them anywhere and they don’t believe in doubt. That’s the vibe to access this weekend.

The Astro Of Bernie Madoff

January 30, 2009 in Astro-Fiends, Astro-Passages, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 8 comments

From my Mercury-in-Ariean skimmings of mags/news, if there were one person to pin the current fiscal shitfeast on, it would be Bernie Madoff, banker to the extremely wealthy.  If you are not familiar with his story, this article here quicky explains how a former lifeguard who started on Wall St in 1960 with $5000 wound up pulling off the ‘largest investor fraud in history.’ Yet he helped to invent the technology that later became NASDAQ, he concocted all sorts of pioneering stockbrokering whizzery. If you read his Wiki or the article above, the consequences & blow-back of this are just staggering.

So I’m reading all this guff, going W.T.F. is this guy’s chart like. It’s like he is Darth Vader. I mean, he starts out good & innovative, some kind of genius with lucre, he’s a dad, loving husband & major force for philanthropy and then – voomp – a criminal under house arrest apparently, which is probably a good thing for him given the sorts of people he’s pissed off. In one thing i read, it said a whole Arab state is down $400 million. Another mentioned Russian oligarchs. Then there is Kevin Bacon. Yes, also affected.

Okay, so his birthdate is April 29 1938. No time. He is one of the last of the Pluto in Cancer generation, who were a stoic lot, born after the dreadful holocaust of W.W.I and into a depression et al.

He’s a Taurus with Uranus conjunct his Sun. So, a Uranian with the energy straining to express itself via the Fixed Earth sign of Taurus. Venus sextiles Pluto. Most seriously wealthy peeps have some sort of strong Jupiter-Pluto signature. He has them quincunx. Jupiter in Aquarius also squares Venus in Taurus and his Nodes. That’s a bit of avarice but he took it way O.T.T.

Neptune in Virgo makes NO bigtime aspects that i can see from a chart sans birthtime – with the birthtime, he’s gotta have some Neptune action going on. He got discovered as SATURN went over his Neptune in Virgo – i’m thinking it’s his midheaven & he’s Sagg rising. His Mars is in tricky old Gemini…Oh and he was born under Retrograde Mercury…

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Bernard Madoff & his wife Ruth, from The Daily Beast & Rex Features.

Venus In Aries

January 13, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 27 comments

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Aside from a little retrograde detour back into lovely Pisces, Venus will be in Aries from Feb to June! This is a long transit of Venus and it will be fun! Aries will get to be the Go-To It People of immense sexual charisma & magnetism. They will be insufferably up themselves. I am already thinking re how i can use this to my advantage with my Ramzilla Ex. He will be gloating, I know it. He will already be unspeakably bloated with flattery so my hyper-gush will be less effective than usual.  If you are an Aries, scrub up and get prepped to ponce out from Feb to get whatever it is you want.

Aries is, of course, the sign of the Warrior and Venus is the Goddess of Love. Hence my referencing Xena the Warrior Princess above.  From my new book:

“this year’s retro means that Venus will be in Aries from February 3 until June 6. A bloody long stay for the Goddess of Love in the sign of machismo and derring-do. Venus will be Aries, eternally her love in myth. Women will be more Amazonian and assertive, probably issueing forth ultimatums and demands all over the shop.

“As Mars is in Aquarius and then Pisces, men flee, first to their icy fortress of solitude and then perhaps swimming off through an ocean of evasion. Aries women will be strutting around as if they hold the secret of the ages between their thighs. It’s an insane simplification, but from from Feb to June, females feel strident, hot and want to be on top. Gents disengage. Gay? This would be a good ’show’ of the gender roles in the relationship.”

But peeps, it’s very much game on in relationships.  For now, though Venus is still in Pisces, gliding smoothly toward a conjunction with Uranus on the 22nd…which will be when all the Weirding gets going & I have a date with The New Uranian on a night when the Moon is in Virgo. How the hell did i let that happen??? And, annoyingly, I deleted his chart in a snit before Xmas and so i can’t even gaze at it look at mitigating factors for the Moon in Virgo…Damn. All i remember is his Mars/Moon on my Moon.

And I have to telephone Not-The-Typical-Virgo at her new haute corp gig in Canberra to drop the news that she’s got Saturn on her Sun on and off for much of this year. Hence her suddenly feeling “old and bitched up,” the poor thing. If you are likewise born around the Sept 7 to 16 date (or March 7 to 16) then you’re smack bang in the middle of the Saturn-Uranus opposition. It’s personal to you. One reality is constricting but what will it cost to win your freedom???