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May 20, 2013

The Faded Aquarius Disco Queen, Saturn Management & Toxic Nostalgia

Filed in Aquarius

So I met a faded Aquarius Disco Queen on the weekend and it was sad. By saying faded, I’m not being mean.  If you party like it’s 1999/you’re 21 every weekend for a 1000 years, you’re going to fade. There [ Read more…]

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March 21, 2013

The Anti-Love-Zombie Flow Chart – It Took An Aquarius

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When i first saw this genius flow chart by Aquarius designer Becca Clason, i knew she had hit on something major here. (Click on the chart to see it larger) This ought to be laminated and on the wall of [ Read more…]

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January 30, 2013

Respect For Taureans

Filed in Astro-Passages

Hmm.  Saturn in Scorpio square Sun in Aquarius. I really wouldn’t fuq with any of the Fixed Signs this week. They’re mostly doing Ruthless Clarity and looking around for shit they can drop from their schedule/life/list of things they give [ Read more…]

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November 21, 2012

Fuq Your Fear – Aries In Action

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So i was going to call this post something like the Aries Support Group but of course, Aries peeps don’t need “support” – they desire only respect, recognition and basic AWE.  However, even the most rambunctious Aries would surely admit [ Read more…]

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October 11, 2012

Genius Of Weird

Filed in Astro-Passages

Strange days, right? Old era values clashing with the new era coming in. Librans acting like sailors on shore leave. Scorpios & Aquarius wondering if they have alien D.N.A or something. Techno-crap signalling the early days of one fuqer of [ Read more…]

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October 8, 2012

Astro-Query: An Aquarius Love Zombie Manifesto

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Dear Mystic I represent Aqua Love Zombies of Melbourne (ALZM) As a typical Aquarian with Venus in Aqua to boot, FFS, and with approx 85% of my friends and ex’s being Aquas, I can safely vouch for the fact that [ Read more…]

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June 20, 2012

Astro Dieting Lol

Filed in Aquarius, Aries, Astro-Beauty, Pisces, Scorpio, Virgo

Steven Meisel F.Y.I. The Daily Mail has an article flogging a new book on how to diet/lose weight etc via your Sun Sign. An oldie but a goodie.  Aries are competitive, Leos need to feel ‘gourmet’ to keep them motivated, [ Read more…]

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May 29, 2012

Nebulosity

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Promethea It’s not just the Eclipse, Zap Zone and myriad of Mars squares making this week/month weird. It’s Neptune stationing Retrograde right now. You know Neptune is not totally a planet but a sort of drug?  It’s stationing retro makes [ Read more…]

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