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Astro-Compatibility: Aquarius & Pisces

September 15, 2009 in Astro-Compatibility by Mystic Medusa | 20 comments

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The attraction here is quite strong at first as each tries to out-weird the other. There is a natural affinity between these two; both like to buck the dominant societal paradigm.

But Pisces is usually way-way-way more emo than our Aqua. And Pisces will FLIP when they realise how glacial Aqua can be.  Then again, Aquarius acts all more-individuated-than-thou but is actually a fixed sign and so it’s Pisces who who’ll go charging off into the depths of his/her personal ocean with nothing more than a flick of their quicksilvery tail the nanosecond Aquarius seems too stuck.

Pisceans flirt the way most people BREATHE. As in; unconsciously, deep, shallow, controlled, uncontrolled, yogic, whatever – but to sustain existence. Aquarius craps on about Free Love a lot but is secretly insanely jealous.

Aquarius loves a cause & whilst Pisces is compassionate, they like to keep on-the-move. They’re a highly noticable pair as a couple and can – given good sex & both being vaguely self-actualising – thrive for yonks on their own erratic orbit.

Astro-Beauty: Raw Food & Polyphasics

July 7, 2009 in Astro-Beauty, Astro-Cliches, Astro-Fitness by Mystic Medusa | 29 comments

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Despite the Eclipse, my friend Aqua-Girl is loving her Polyphasic Sleep Cycling.  Appropriately, for a Full Moon in Capricorn, she says sleeping just a few hours a day has made her way more productive but with a few unexpected side effects.

(1) She only likes Raw Food now. (2) She has become obsessed with make-up in a way that she has never experienced in her life before. In one week of raw foods and polyphasic sleep cycling, she is like a devotee of extreme cosmetics, avidly seeking the advice of cosmetics professionals & trying on complicated but genius LOOKS.

Re the Raw Food thing – whenever i try it, i HATE it as I have genetics (German) that predispose me to potatoes & bread but i LOOK amazing on it. It’s unreal and a scene unto itself. Just like polyphasic sleep cycling.I got a raw food cookbook once that enslaved me with its evolutionary zeal and claims until i realised that to make half the stuff in there, i needed some sort of $1000 magic zilcher thing.

Raw Food does seem very Aqua & though it has been around since the 1930s – at least – when a Taurean nutritionist named Gaylord Hauser had Hollywood stars in thrall to  his eating, exercise & skincare regimes. Okay, so my theory is that Aquarius/11th House/Uranian types are way more likely to experiment with their food & sleep cycles. My Aquarius father was constantly tinkering with time and nutritional concepts.

Next to Aquarius would be Scorpio? Scorps are big into the macrobiotic, Tantric and kundalini end of things, which they then compensate with the occasional Neptunian binge-up of low-Qi toxins. And then, I think, Virgo. They’re not so bats or free-form as Aquarius or Aqua Types though. Virgo will pick one dictate – one nutritional school and follow it for a bit. Whereas Aqua alters the thing according to whim. Scorp wins for sheer bravery – nobody out-does Scorp at purgings, detoxings & committment.

Gemini + Sagg will eat weird & ethnic food but A.D.D. doesn’t allow for strange regimes. Aries thinks they’re inane. Taureans, Leo & Cancerians are too gourmet to give anything up. Librans & Pisceans will go on a regime for the sake of love or beauty but their heart is  not really in it & they’re far more likely to be devoted to some skin-care ritual though they DO become vitamin-addicts IF there is an anti-aging or sex angle.

Your thoughts?

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Weekend Mash-Up, Uranus Retro & Aqua Girl

June 29, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Metaphysical Quirks, Moons by Mystic Medusa | 20 comments

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How was your weekend?!  Mine was excellent though to back to back socialising did in my Sunday & I totally Zen-Slothed.

In my Sunday evening trackies & with my daughter in the suddenly torrential rain, we schlepped past an impromptu Michael Jackson Tribute Street Party – was gorgeous. About 50 people all dancing to really well-mixed MJ. And they were good dancers.  What interested me most is that there were teens through to 60-ish year olds, people who were clearly professional dancers & others who were just picking up on the moves they did at their school formal once upon a time. And the kids krumped.

Uranus is in utter sl0-mo, practically at a standstill, getting set to turn Retro on Weds, just as Venus squares everything in sight. I know I said this last week but – again – it is not a good time to try and control other peeps. Especially Aquarians & Pisceans, also Taurus & Libra…They’re individuating to the max.

It IS a brilliant time to be your own unique yourself, live & let be. Vary your routine. Ditch the obligatory shit – where you can – whilst also honouring the Eclipse-Season Get Real vibe.  The Eclipse (15 Capricorn) is in my 12th  house so my practical resolution is to meditate properly. But remember that the Uranian vibe adds a zany zing to the atmosphere & that not everyone channels Uranian Qi as well as – say -  you or I might.

Don’t bait the crazies. Stay serene & nourish thy nervous system.

My friend Aqua-Girl – who is probably the ultimate Aquarian female in many ways – has announced she is going into “poly-phasic sleep cycling” in the next month. Hence her social availability will be limited and she is totally off coffee and sugar. “A lot of big people do it,” she said breezily. “Richard Branson, Buckminster Fuller…”  I can’t remember the other names.

What it is: you sleep for only two hours a day so that you have 22 hours a day of total productivity. How you do it; You train yourself to sleep – zapping straight into REM – for 20 minutes every two hours. She may or may not use her lucid dreaming goggles during this time. Aqua-Girl sends men crazy. I see it all the time. She has waist length blue black hair and has that sort of archetypal delicate Asian lotus flower look.

But she is a multiple conjunct Aquarian and completely bats. She does nude hiking and surfing, djs, goes straight from a ten day Silence Retreat to clubbing, is an excellent mother to her two daughters & is currently dating a much younger nanophysicist whom she made go to relationship counselling two weeks after they met. Just to tweak a few things.

I think i would go ravingly nuts if I tried polyphasis sleep cycling. I did it by default when my children were babies and it did  not seem to produce the sharpened mind and sudden ability to become an awesomely productive mogul & guru.

Aqua 1 & Aqua 2

June 19, 2009 in Astro-Cliches, Astro-Fiends by Mystic Medusa | 16 comments

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Lol, this is NOT about my Aquarius men again. No, no, NO. It’s actually about how even though Aquarius is not one of the classical ‘twin’ or ‘dual’ signs, a la Gemini & Pisces or even Sagg (half Wise Centaur-Sage, half back end of Horse), there are two different types of Aquarius. At least, such is the theory.

Before the discovery of Uranus (in 1781 and the thing was originally going to be called Herschel, after the discoverer, a Scorpio) Aquarius was said to be ruled by Saturn. So there was Capricorn ruled by Saturn and then Aquarius also ruled by Saturn only an Air sign.

The idea is that you have your whackjob Uranian kind of Aquarius who will simply not conform to any norm ever invented…just because. He/she is totally into freedom for all creatures & proves it on a daily basis, in one way or another.

And then you have your more austere sort of Saturnine Aquarian, who tends more toward the scientific & intellectual rigours of some lofty calling, rather than every day Uranian rebellion. They’re a bit more controlling and not into emo but often genius-like in some area. Saturnine Aquas keep their distance from me – the last one I met said to me: “Let me get this perfectly straight. You make your living from something that does not exist?”

So, I only know the Uranian ones, when they deign to beam down from where-ever it is Uranians zing off to. Also, I am not sure about this but i have noticed that a lot of Aquarians completely blossom after Saturn Return and in spectacular fashion.  Thoughts?

An Aquarius In The Age Of Aquarius

May 20, 2009 in Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 12 comments

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The P.i.X: Donald Urquhart wanted to know what is it like being a double Aquarius in the Age of Aquarius?
Yoko Ono: I sense that we have more responsibility than others to better the human race, spiritually.

The P.i.X: What’s been your most amazing gig ever?
Yoko Ono: I like to think that it will happen in the future.

The P.i.X: Yoko, you are an inspiration to artists and performers alike what inspires you?
Yoko Ono: Life.

The P.i.X: And finally how do you think the music and art world have changed since you first began and what advice would you have for people starting out?
Yoko Ono: Start out when you want to. You can be 4 years old or 50 years old. It’s never too soon and never too late. Be inspired by the love you have for what you are about to do. Don’t second guess what others will say or think of your work. Just give your best. If you are really true to yourself in your work, you will be giving infinite wisdom, love, and inspiration to the world, and will be receiving some yourself. It’s called good karma. Bon Chance!

From P.i.x.

The lyrics To Yes I’m A Witch certainly sound mega-Aquarian

Aquarius Bandit

March 18, 2009 in Astro-Fiends, Metaphysical Quirks, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 4 comments

images-1Germaine Cellier, Aquarius & genius perfume inventrix.

“It was 1944, when WWII was at its most crucial stages with the battle of Monte Cassino, the fall of Rome to the Allies, the maiden flight of the Bristol Brigand and subsequently D-day that Robert Piguet had sent his models down the runway brandishing knives, toy revolvers and masks like highwaymen, like outlaws. And it was this occasion that prompted Germaine Cellier to grab the models’ knickers after they had walked the catwalk, reputedly studying their scent in an effort to “capture the best of their femininity” for the couturier’s first foray into fragrance. Whether she did and how one defines femininity in the first place is food for thought….
Cellier herself was outwardly conforming to all the perceived ideas of it: beautiful, slim, blond and tall, she exuded an air of elegance. Yet her reputation was tinged with shades of unconventionality and homosexuality and her creations were aiming to reflect different perceptions of Yin and Yang. Fracas was made for the femmes, Bandit was for the dykes… To Fracas’s torrid tuberose that makes you either fall madly in love with or shun forever, Bandit juxtaposes daring, bitter green leather which, according to a male admirer smelling it, exudes aloofness, rebellious intellectuality and absolutely requires an expanse of skin to show for its sensuality to bloom…”

From Perfume Shrine

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I LOVE Germaine Cellier’s scents – she is amazing. Wish there was proper bio of her out. And weirdly enough, given the above rave that i just found, whenever I wear Bandit, lesbians approach me & ask what scent I am wearing. But men hate it. And it’s vice versa with Fracas. My female friends think i smell like compost, men adore it.  Germaine Cellier was an Aquarius, Aries Moon, Venus in Capricorn conjunct Uranus & opposite Neptune. Pluto in Gemini conjunct North Node & trine Mercury; her creations destined to transform culture & live on. Pluto-North Node types cannot help but pioneer.

Atlas Shrugged

March 15, 2009 in Astro In Books, Astro-Fiends, Astro-Women by Mystic Medusa | 7 comments

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So, sales of Atlas Shrugged are apparently trending upwards. As you know if you’d read the thing – or could glean from the Wiki, it’s an amazingly dense book. It sold stupendously well in its day and created shitloads of controversy. Even now, the Amazon reviews thread of it gets heated and bitchy real fast. Okay, I am not quite sure why the G.F.C. would send peeps stampeding out to buy a book that spruiks uber-capitalism and this is so damned hard to read – it’s not like it’s a handy guide or anything.

I was given Atlas Shrugged by the Gemini Cokehead best friend of my then boyfriend years ago, when i was (sort of) at uni. Gemini Cokehead was a shocker. He was 22 in sales selling radio ad space and would do anything to keep the lease payments up on his Italian sports car. He had a penchant for falling flamboyantly in love (unable to eat, going on long mountain hikes to try and forget her, non-stop analysis of the situation, compulsive throwing of the I-Ching) with other men’s girlfriends or wives but losing interest the moment they came on the market. Anyway, Gemini Cokehead said Atlas Shrugged was like his bible and that i had to read it.

Maybe i was too young but i thought the concepts of Objectivism and letting genius run free unfettered by idiots was all really fascinating but it gets to a really psycho bit – i think – at the end where the heroine is sort of in heaven (?) and this amazing uber-capitalist-genius-stud-Nietzsche guy called John Galt has got her sweeping floors. That totally weirded me out.

Ayn Rand herself has really fascinating astro: She was a refugee from Russia, loved America the moment she spotted the New York skyline and when she was buried, her coffin had a big dollar sign on it. And she was classic Aquarius – contradictory. She was madly right-wing economically but often had views quite at odds with the classic right winger then. eg; she was absolutely pro equal rights for people, regardless of their sexual orientation.

Anyway her astro: Leo Rising and Mars in Scorpio trine Neptune…there is that messianic self-belief and ability to concoct a whole new philosophy with such a wide effect. Uranus is at 2 degrees Capricorn and opposite Neptune. But how fun is that Pluto is trundling over her Uranus in the 5th house and there is a surge in sales? The re-ignition of interest in the book may also fast-track the movie, apparently to star Angelina Jolie and Russell Crowe. Rand also has Moon-Mercury in Capricorn and Sun, Saturn, Ceres and Chiron all together in Aquarius…Great big confident and over the top Aries Midheaven…

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This is part of the plot synoposis from imdb f.y.i

“…Based upon the controversial 1957 novel by Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged follows the struggles of Dagny Taggart, a railroad heiress trying to maintain her integrity, and keep her family’s railroad alive in the midst of a rapidly decaying world. She faces increasingly corrupt government agencies, the callous incompetence of her own brother, and the systematic loss of her best and most competent workers. As she works to overcome each obstacle, she begins to detect a pattern, and suspect a sinister force working against her. All across the country, there is a growing sense of helplessness, often summed up in a catch phrase that everyone seems to know, but no one knows the origin of – Who is John Galt?….


Robin Gibb’s Pluto Transit

February 12, 2009 in Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 20 comments

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Robin Gibb, from ye old Bee-Gees days.

It’s such an iconic look, it truly is.

For those of you that don’t trawl thru sleb crap as I tend to on occasion, Robin Gibb is an ex-Bee-Gee & v.wealthy Saggo muso. His extra-marital antics (fathering a baby with his way younger housekeeper) prompted the fabulous Daily Mail headline: Straying Alive. The story is bats.

Mr Gibb was born on Dec 22 1949 & that particular year the Sun went into Capricorn on the 23rd. Odd then that his wife, who says she is a Druid Priestess and also born on the 22nd of December, refers to him as ‘a Capricorn’.  And she wear a leopardskin coat. I don’t care if it is fake. Surely a druidess does not wear leopardskin??? It would be way better if she has a gigantic leopard as he companion animal, non?

From the Daily Mail article:

“Mrs Gibb, 56, a poet and playwright, had a strict Catholic upbringing in Kilskeery, Northern Ireland.

The former lover of a pornographic film director, David Waterfield, she has been a devotee of various religions and once proclaimed herself as a druid priestess.

In recent years, she has been a member of a Hindu sect called the Daughters of Brahma, whose members are meant to be celibate.

A friend of the couple said: ‘It’s an incredibly unusual arrangement.

‘At first, Dwina was happy for Robin to sow his oats because it allowed her to stay committed to her Brahman beliefs, but she never expected him to actually plant his seed, as it were.

‘Incredibly, Claire (Claire Yang, the housekeeper) continued to live at the family home as her pregnancy developed. When the truth came out, Dwina was furious. To say she hit the roof is an understatement.”

Okay – he IS a Saggo but she is born – if the date is correct – on Dec 22 1952. So SHE is a Capricorn. Fancy claiming as a fellow Cap, which she does in this article…This may be part of the problem. Anyway, he has Venus in Aquarius trine Neptune/South Node in Libra..SHE has Venus in Aquarius at the same degree with Mars and conjunct the North Node. She’s more the Aquarian avatar & blazingly forward-thinking, clearly trying to have this pioneering open druidic marriage going on.

So anyway, Jolly Jupiter ploughs over their mutual Venus in Aquarius & you’d think it would be great but wham – he goes and gets the housekeeper up the duff & then calls a press conference to claim it is a gift from heaven. Jupiter is always excessive. Always a little bit more than even a Capricornian-triple-Aquarian Druidess who wears leopardskin coats would predict.

This rant, airily throwing in Absolutely Fabulous, Cherie Blair & the Anti-Christ + how the happy couple met is even battier. It makes me feel sensationally bourgeois & sedate.  And, Mr Gibb has been having a Pluto-Sun transit for the last few years. First the death of his twin brother & now this…