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People As Transits

February 16, 2010 in Astro-Compatibility by Mystic Medusa | 69 comments

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My friend Kim Falconer always reminds me of this little bit of ancient astro-lore.

Whenever you are relating to someone with powerful synastry between you, it’s like you’re having a permanent transit of whatever planet is involved.

Huh?

Synastry is the comparison of two charts. Let’s just say you have a lover and their Saturn is right on your Moon. That means whenever you’re with this character or they are in your life, you may as well be having a Saturn-Moon transit. Which is not particularly a pleasant example. I find Saturn-Moon transits feel like getting into a wet swimsuit. Or cuddling up under a damp blanket.

So, let’s say someone’s Mars is on your Venus. Heaven. That’s like you’re having a non-stop Mars-Venus transit: Libidinal, inspired and hi-qi. Lust for life? Lust for damned well everything.

What’s fun is that you tend to attract peeps into your life who reflect the transit you are having. If you need to brush up on your Saturn management skills, along comes an inspirational haute Capricorn. Should you be mega-Saturnine and perhaps limiting yourself, enter a Plutonian to juice up your life.

eg; When Uranus was all over my Venus in 2008 & 2009, i seemed only able to date Aquarian men. It got to the point where I knew if a man was interested in me,  he’d be like a triple Aquarian AND have his Moon conjunct Uranus.

All this means that unless both people are evolving at the same rate and in similar directions, you do outgrow or vibe away from lovers & partners and that that this is a natural process. Sad when you think of the pair-bonded forever ideal but perhaps perfectly natural?

And btw, that seven year itch thing? It’s a Uranian cycle. Or one quarter of a full Saturn cycle. Very profound. Anytime you want some fun insights into your life patterns, run a seven year analysis. eg; Where were you & what were you feeling/doing seven years ago? Seven years before that???

Astrology is many cycles and all at once but it’s natural to crave a big change every seven years…

I’ve got Jupiter on my Venus in April – just as Uranus is on my Sun, ruler of my House of Love so i look forward to encountering someone v.jovial.

Vampires Are Aquarian

November 19, 2009 in Astro-Weird by Mystic Medusa | 27 comments

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I remember now – Vampires are Aquarian – like Count Duckula…It FITS! Eccentric diets, non-trad social values and an abiding loyalty combined with erratic libido. But they always look great & you can take them anywhere.

See Also: Angels Are The New Vampires

Ancient Evenings

August 10, 2009 in Astro TrendWatch by Mystic Medusa | 6 comments

31183Someone sent me this site - a new agie thing all about Ancient Egyptian metaphysics. Apparently – and I had never heard of this before & I’ve loved Ancient Egypt mythology et al since the age of about 4 – i had hieroglyphic pyjamas – they had their own version of Feng Shui – called Wedi Maat & a kind of Reiki…Hai Djerit. Every few years it seems some nouveau ancient form of energy healing or ‘art of placement’ emerges. But i think the reason Feng Shui, for instance, is so pervasive is that they have been consistently developing & evolving for thousands of years. And it is part of a wider whole body of learning…acupuncture etc.

Still, i love the idea of another batty pyramid-mania phase. My Aquarian Uncle ordered a mini pyramid in the 80s – he’d put blunt razor blades beneath it over night, because they were meant to be miraculously sharp by the morning & leave money there as well…in case it multiplied. Neither worked. The makers  of the mini-pyramid (purple, plastic) probably got the Sacred Geometry wrong.

There is an Egyptian astrology site here (am NOT endorsing it). I am an “Isis, known for my solidarity and cultivation of nobility.”

See Also: Moon in Leo Hymn To Sekhmet

Go The Singularity!

June 17, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 13 comments

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Well, I love that the Ancient Mayans aced the Venus cycles absolutely yonks ago – without telescopes et al, they figured that the Morning Star & the Evening Star – Venus a.k.a. Xolotl – were the same planet, even though appearing on different sides of the sky.

But so far as the future goes, I’m  backing Ray Kurzweil,  a futurist, entrepeneur & mathmatician who says we are about to experience a fabulous & mind-boggling event known as The Singularity.  I was reading a profile of the gent this morning & I knew within nanoseks that he is an Aquarius.  Even apart from The Singularity, all the Aqua indicators were there…

* He invented a program called FatKat – Financial Accelerating Transactions from Kurzweil Adaptive Technologies – that plays the stockmarket for him so that he has more time for other projects. He also invented an automatic poetry generator called the Cybernetic Poet. He has a part-time employee purely to manage his vitamins and nutritional supplements. He is currently working on nanobots that will be injected inside the body to extend human lifespan. Has not consumed sugar for decades but drinks red wine daily, for the reservaterol.

And yah! He is Aquarius – Feb 12 1948 so also with Saturn-Pluto in Leo & Uranus trining his Aqua Sun.

I can’t quite grok what The Singularity is all about…only that amazing technology will be harnessed for the good of ALL – ie; feed the whole world & revolutionise all that ails us now. This would, of course, be a wonderful manifestation of innovative Uranus in gung-ho, pioneering Aries, Pluto in Capricorn & Neptune in Pisces….All of which is upon us soon.

So, next time someone grizzles to me about the Mayans, 2012 movie et al – I shall say ‘but what about The Singularity?’ and be done with it.

L’Homme Aqua

June 8, 2009 in Astro-Cliches, Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 8 comments

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Peter Beard

I think this picture is so-SO-so very Aqua man. Every now and then I note Peter Beard’s name in an article & it’s always capable of provoking a w.t.f. moment. He’s a photographer, artist, writer, friend to an extraordinary array of luminaries & used to best known for photographing endangered African elephants & supermodels. Super-influential & ecletic, ahead of his time – an evolved Aquarian.

From His Wiki

“…Beard channels most of his creative energy into his collage-work and diaries, which he began to compile in 1949 at the age of eleven. Peter Beard began keeping diaries as a child and after discovering a love of photography, used photographs to extend and enhance them. Beard read Karen Blixen’s Out of Africa, which inspired him to travel to Africa in 1955. He took many pictures of the wildlife there and began putting them into collages and use animal blood and remains along with clippings to create his work.

In these works, he documents the history of his relationships with (among other things); Africa, Karen Blixen, the New York art scene, the fashion world, Hollywood, and the Kennedy administration. Page after page is covered with photographs of women, transcribed telephone messages, marginalia in India ink, clippings from the daily newspapers, dried leaves and insects, old sepia-toned photographs, drawings of animals and people by Kikuyu artists, quotes by Joseph Conrad, found objects, images of decaying elephant carcasses, and sometimes, Beard’s own blood….”

Astro-Sun-Sign Query Du Jour: Stupidity For Love

June 3, 2009 in Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 69 comments

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What was the seriously most stupid and/or humiliating thing you did for love or lust? I am thinking more insane scenes when you are – for some truly insane reason – attempting to keep a an idiot of immense f-wittery in your life. I used to know an actress, now well known so am not saying her name, who pulled out a tampon (from the inside of her, yes) and flung it across the face of the gentleman she had just found out was also dallying with her sister. Or was it the sister’s best friend? It was a shock & way too close to home but her reaction was Defcon 1 and in the foyer at a theatre opening. She’s Scorpio.

I think having an officially bats love affair must be compulsory for growth or something. Obviously a whole string of them is cause for concern. Then again, if you have strong Uranian tendencies (no names) then you’re stultified by normal relationships & you have a very High-Bats threshold. It’s the cosy cruising around Ikea that sends you nuts. If you have a strong Leonic vibe in your scope, you might also favour dramatic scenes, even when the situation doesn’t warrant them. I knew a Capricorn with Moon-Uranus in Leo who’d tear her hair out and make the most dire threats at the hint of any scenario involving her in-laws. She’d flirt horrendously to try and provoke her Aquarian (!) husband into making a scene but he never would so she would have to. She’d read loads of Anais Nin, Daphne Du Maurier & Sylvia Plath for inspiration.

My stupidest thing – but fairly innocent – was to turn up at my Leo Ex’s soccer matches when he was playing in goal. And sort of stand behind the goal in full regalia that had taken several hours to perfect & try to cop as much male attention to distract him as poss. It was sort of an on-off-0n again thing at the time and i was very young. The aim was to be surrounded by a throng of men/boys by the time his game finished and then stalk off.  Ridiculous; my guess is that – in general – the Water signs of Pisces, Kataka & Scorp top the list for most OTT love/lust scenes. Then again, Gemini gals do like to go bats when it suits them or if a whim is thwarted.

Signs In Denial

May 14, 2009 in Astro Gaga, Astro-Cliches by Mystic Medusa | 97 comments

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The other night, at kickboxing class, i was partnered with a Scorpio. When she told me her sign, she said “Oh well I’m a Scorpio but none of that stuff fits me. I don’t have any of the Scorpio traits.”  Then she proceeded to belt the shit out of me to the point that i had to seriously engage just to not be knocked over & express various relatively Scorpionic opinions. Not so much the actual opinions but their vehemence and tint of obession.

“…My boyfriend’s put on weight as he’s studying so hard. I can’t stand it. I won’t tolerate even a gram of extra fat. Not on me, not on him…I do 1000 crunches a day…I am locked into an endless power struggle with him. But i don’t care. Truth be told, I kind of like it. Relationships with no power dynamics bore me….And the sex is amazing…I am going to do whatever it takes to get on television this year…My co-worker is so infuriating. I am plotting to end his employment…” And all the while this intense, fixed gaze, like a Barn Owl.

She is, said the Scorpio Sex Academic, clearly a Scorpio-in-Denial. My friend Not-The-Typical Virgo is constantly decrying her lack of “real” Virgoan traits to the world even as she gently chides one for various sins against etiquette, puncutation & an orderly existence. I knew a Leo once who said she deplored ostentatious grooming & liked to be understated yet her ego was IMMENSE only she felt herself to have such natural chutzpah as to be above the actual plebian crap such as WASHING that most of us do to be attractive etc.

AQUARIANS are the worst offenders. And not only the men. They are prime candidates for “well none of that eccentric stuff fits me, I’m intensely normal” when they’re SO bats…Arieans are the least likely to be in denial about their Sun Sign traits – they love being the Alpha Sign enough to OWN it. And some peeps blur cusp lines (the boundary between two Sun Signs) just as people claim to be living in Salubrious Heights when really they’re down there in East Zemblanity…Not that there is anything innately wrong with any of the signs, but those people born WELL within a particular sign, then claiming that they’re “on the cusp…” like it means anything remind me of real estate agents blurring boundaries.

Which sign do you think is the most likely to be In Denial?

Apres The Scorping…

May 10, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Full Moons by Mystic Medusa | 47 comments

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DUDES THIS IS ME!  After the Full Moon in Scorpio.  Okay, it’s not but I feel like the Scorpion-Phoenix thingie is sure inked on somewhere, only invisibly.

I think i deserve an award for so authentically manifesting that Full Moon in Scorpio…It’s always a goodie but i did this one like an astrological textbook. Scorpio energy is sex, death, the occult & areas of life that are super-powerful but usually kept hidden. It’s also endings, beginnings & the metaphysical idea of Phoenixing & that death is but a night between two days. And it’s the guts to not only survive a hideous little something, but thrive. Many a mystery.

So my Friday afternoon (eve of the Full Moon, last night before it was actually exact) starts out tres innocently. Going to see the Piscean Beauty Fanatic before meeting the Leo-Rising-Rugger-Stud for dinner…Only HE had infuriated me earlier in the week by rocking up sans notice & when i trying to analyze someone’s Uranian transits & basically putting it upon me. Not until the Full Moon in Scorp did i realise how angry i was about it. THAT is so Scorp & Pluto…When you are sitting there having a manicure or something and suddenly it’s like ’shit, that was wrong & I’m right’ kinda feeling.

Anyway, the taxi driver I got was an Aries and SO angry that I had to ask the Piscean Beauty Fanatic for Emergency Reiki. Luckily, she is very good it and she whacked in some other stuff as well. Deep witchery & re-aligning the subtle etheric bodies sort of thing. So feeling heaps better we then discuss Scorp subjects – not on purpose. We just suddenly realised that we were talking about terminations, prostitution & hymen restoration. As she’d gone to the hairdresser that day and suddenly realising that the teenage apprentice doing her hair was hitting on her for validation & guilt release over an operation she just had. Then this poor girl started asking about hymen restoration operations and/or opportunities to ‘work’. So…a very Scorpy chat from that.

As I was saying bye to the Piscean Beauty Fanatic, I start getting urgent texts from Leo-Rising-Rugger-Stud to the tune of “where are you?” and strident question marks…Each time i try to call him, he engaged calling me. So I finally get hold of him & it’s part Retro-Mercury/part him being a prick as in he hadn’t listened when i said that i would not be at my house at whatever time. Then i said well, I am going to meet the Scorpio Sex Academic as she just bk from Bali & has interesting tales to tell – come along or i can meet you in an hour. He hit the roof & sulked bigtime, so it ended.

Then I met the Scorpio Sex Academic &  i told her about the Leo-Rising-Rugger-Stud & she airily referred to it as an “uncluttering” but then said what about the Uranian – my other Aquarian? I said that I’d made a scene at the gym as he talking to some floozie that he may have (?) been seeing last year when i was seeing just him but that a bonkers blind date had sent me stampeding bk into the arms of the Uranian. It turns out that Scorpio Sex Academic KNEW of the Floozie & was able to text a Virgo Sexual Assualt Counsellor friend who knew EVERYTHING I would ever need to know AND was lovely AND she arrived in 15 minutes to brief me. How often do you get the info you need so quickly & with such heavenly synchronicity? And then of course the conversation dived real deep. The Scorpio Sex Academic had done ten days of Kundalini Yoga in a row so was (a) chanelling and (b) longing for several litres of chardonnay.

Sitting at this bar with the Full Moon shining down being briefed by my spy made me feel like Lucretia Borgia – it was excellent but the whole thing felt super crisp, clear & lucid. It was a combination of intrigue, confessional deep dialogue, dramatic endings & the metaphysical end of spirituality where it’s all about qi & energy.

My question; Is this how Scorpios exist ALL the time? And did anyone else have a similar Full Moon in Scorp?  Oh and I dumped the Uranian too. And ended the evening talking to a 55 year old punk-rocker and his Goth son. My phone broke so could not text the U – which is a lovely little blessing from Merc Retro…

UPDATE: AND – i forgot to mention another Scorp theme of that night – the eve of the Full Moon – We ran into an Aries Hypnotherapist acquaintance of mine who was about to meet her RSVP date for the night, a Gemini psychologist. So this poor guy arrives to find his blind date totally crashed by a bunch of women in deep convo mode.

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I Want A Pavo

May 7, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Full Moons, Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 50 comments

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Am fending off two urges that are very much of the Full Moon in Scorp/Retro-Mercury ilk. Urge One; To contact The Uranian & lecture-rant or send a snippy text. This is not good timing wise nor sense-wise. Everyone knows that men – especially Aqua men – respond best to No Contact. ie; one being off-planet or even actively disdainful.

Urge Two is even worse. I have been googling peacocks as pets. Apparently i could buy a young peacock for just $75 + delivery and some vet costs etc. But their loud mating cry is said to be a deterrent for urban areas. Honestly i doubt that my peacock’s loud mating cry would be as loud as that of the stoned yobs who conduct their mating ritual on the street outside my house.

Peacocks are amazing. It’s crap that their feathers bring bad luck though i would only have a feather in my house if i FOUND it. Of any bird. The peacock is like a Phoenix in its mythology. Bird of Hera/Juno, the Queen of Heaven and also associated with Isis + the Buddhist star goddess Tara. “The pride of the peacock is the glory of God,” wrote William Blake.  The peacock used to symbolise luxury, beauty and immortality. It was a puritan idea to twist that into pride & arrogance.

Far from being up itself, the peacock is actually endearingly modest & eccentric. It’s Latin name is “pavo” from the Sanskrit “pavana” which means purity. Peacocks hate gold – it’s like garlic is to vampires – and they are terribly restless right before it rains. Probably because of what it would do to those glorious feathers. They have an ability to consume poison and be completely unaffected by it. In fact, they prefer it. Their favourite food – I read – is Himalayan Wolfsbane and they are said to hate their legs as they are not nearly so beautiful as the rest of them. Some peacocks peck at their own legs in disgust.

O.m.g I STILL want a pet Peacock and I STILL want to call the stupid U. Am going to do obsessive Scorpionic style cleaning jag to stir Qi…

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Heaven & Elle

May 6, 2009 in Celeb Fluffery by Mystic Medusa | 15 comments

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Hmmm, so this is bound to sound bimbonic but i don’t care. I love Elle MacPherson (she is a such a Ramzilla/Pisces blend) & I love Uggs and I even love stupid Aquarian men. This is the annoying aspect of the Moon in Libra opposite Mars today. Sentiment. When everyone knows that Aqua-men thrive on distance, treat-them-mean-to-keep-them-KEEN etc. It’s like a mini war within oneself. If you’ve got a big battle plan in place and it’s a good one (ie; to give up a grotty habit or not go back to a tricky lover, whatevs) then don’t let Moon-Mars weaken resolve.  My theory is also that relationships all over the place are changing with Pluto in Capricorn. People have a lot less time for the sloppy, counsellory crap of Pluto in Sagg; they’re more hardcore worldly & cynical about relationships.

Anyway, here is Elle on Heaven etc, from Tatler mag.

Q: Which religion do you practice?

A: I’m not into organised religion. They say religion is for people who are afraid of hell and spirituality is for people who have been to hell and back.

Q: What’s the perfect age?

A: Whatever the age you are right now. We are all exactly where we are supposed to be. That’s the perfection of the universe.

Q: Do you believe in love at first sight?

A: I believe in lust at first sight.

Q: Do you have a party trick?

A: I am the party trick.

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