Greedy Guts
Hands up who has been carbophiliac ever since Mercury went into Taurus back in early April? Can we blame Mercury in Taurus + the Sun for porking up? Well, why not? Seriously, i think it slows the metabolism and warps [ Read more…]
Tag Archives: April 2010 astrology
Crystal Miranda Kerr
Aries Supermod Miranda Kerr has a new skincare line out & I love this bit: “The water ingredient used in Kora products is infused with the energy of love and healing from her favourite crystal, Rose Quartz.” Rose Quartz is [ Read more…]
The Venus in Gemini Challenge
The Venus in Gemini Challenge is simple…But really hard. Can you turn your love life into a rom-com pitch? Do it either in the comments or in our diary (for privacy, lol) but see if you can view your entire [ Read more…]
Saturnine-Uranian 2
Yehudit Sasportas Please don’t forget that, letting go, new era omens & forced growth aside, that the Saturn-Uranus opposition is basically Magic. It’s exact in two hours. Amidst everything else & the random bitcherel generated by this tension + the [ Read more…]
Saturnine-Uranian: She Let Go
Henri Cartier-Bresson “She let go She let go. Without a thought or a word, she let go. She let go of the fear. She let go of the judgments. She let go of the confluence of opinions swarming around her [ Read more…]
Thank Fuq For Venus In Gemini
Georges Barbier Saturn Opposing Uranus = New Era/Sudden Change – check. Full Moon in Scorpio – check. Pluto and Mars aspecting said Full Moon – check. Chiron newly in Pisces requiring psychic adjustment – check. Mars still in stupid shadowzone [ Read more…]
How Deep Is Your Virgo?
Forget figuring out how Plutonic you are. We are ALL Plutonian at the moment. Thank YOU Full Moon in Scorpio building, Chiron sextile Pluto et al. I’m more interested in conjuring up a Virgo Test. What sort of multiple choice [ Read more…]
Astro-Gaga: Who ARE These Chicks?
Three months gratis Alpha Mystic Subscription (worth $55) to the person with the best and/or funniest astrological explanation as to what these chicks/store dummies/Stepfords are doing here in the supermarket. My guess is that they are Libran Fembots and Mercury [ Read more…]