2009 horoscopes

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Astro-Boobs

September 21, 2009 in Astro-Cliches, Astro-Query by Mystic Medusa | 50 comments

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Ages ago I read, in an astrology book I cannot recall, that lady-Cancerians have “the most exquisitely sensitive and finely formed breasts of the Zodiac.” Yes, i remembered the phrase. Astrologically, as you can see from the ye olde pic below, different bits of the body have always been apportioned a sign/planet etc. Medical astrology is ancient and fascinating in itself, with a complex interplay between remedies & herbs also being assigned a planetary or cosmic value and so on.

But for now, I am mostly interested in the Cancerian thing…is this true? Best boobs? Most sensitive? And yes, I KNOW that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that Draconian standards of beauty contribute to an out-dated & fuqed paradigm whereby women being merely judged by…Okay, maybe we stick to the most sensitive…

And btw, it IS so true that Aries have a little ‘Mars mark’ on their head or face, usually a dent or scar from some daring Ramzilla-style exploit. But yah, Aries “rules” the head and face.

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Dark Moon Discipline

September 18, 2009 in Moons by Mystic Medusa | 32 comments

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Yes, I know. You may feel like hooting it up with some destressing decadence or even just naff crap comforting “food”.

The Dark Moon is always a bit like that. But it’s a Dark Moon in Virgo and I swear, give in to naff urges and you will feel revolting shortly afterward. Especially when the Moon is new conjunct Saturn…Difficult as it may be, this is the time to skive off to bed early with cats/epsom salts baths/valerian tea/face masque/goobly new age tunes…whatevs, you get the idea- yes?

With the current astro-weirding, the path to Uranian fun, freedom & individuation leads through the portal of Saturnine self-control. And the Moon being conjunct Saturn is an intimate echo of this ongoing astro-passage.

Venus Into Leo!

August 27, 2009 in Astro-Passages, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 45 comments

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And, just as Mars-Pluto becomes exact, Venus sashays into Leo…The Love-Goddess will linger in Leo  until September 20…You could see her transit through this sign as a mini-prequel of what’s in store when Mars spends eight months in Leo from October…At around the time of the Saturn-Uranus opposition, Venus will oppose Jupiter-Neptune-Chiron (aka the Auspicious Aqua-Weirding) and so it’s a month of heightened drama & love thrills…Watch for dramatic bust-ups and grandiose showy hook-ups + coming outs. Venus in Leo – especially as Pluto is also Direct soon- is also classic makeover turf BUT triple check your instructions from Sept 7…the Mercury Retrograde. Bold, beautiful and who gives a fuq if you’re loud is the ruling attitude, of course & Venus in Leo does not tone it down nor succumb to a less-than-thrilling sex life. She’d rather (stylishly) do it with herself than take merde/be bored. Happy O.T.T.

The Solar Eclipse Resolution Club

July 21, 2009 in Moons, New Moons, Planets by Mystic Medusa | 117 comments

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Yes, it’s a fabulous time for a new beginning – any New Moon is good but a strong Solar Eclipse in the fertile sign of Kataka & with Uranus favourably aspecting is awesome.  So, go for it, name your resolution in the comments & experience the joy of a public avowal.

Mine is in the 6th house so i am determined to set aside time for proper meditation & a (most of the time) pre-bed ritual so that I’m  not lying there with my mind abuzz. So will master my circadian and other rhythms to zap my brainwaves into Theta or whatever fast. ie: more serenity & all. And to joyously develop better admin systems.

And yours???

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Your New Vibe!

May 30, 2009 in Metaphysical Quirks by Mystic Medusa | 21 comments

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As we zoom into a phase of hyperbolic Full Moons, Eclipses et al – the Australian Winter, the Northern Summer – Semper Fi & move into Magical Thinking Mode…along with honouring the Saturnine deets shite. And Mercury Direct is all the usual stuff; momentum speeds up, better time to sign contracts…whatevs BUT – note what reality-checking thought process you could not/did not want to do around April 22 is  now assimilated. And now you  move forward with the employment of magical thinking et al!  Because some situations are just too dull if one does not think of them in magical terms…