These ladies look like the alien dude they were mean to hook up with escaped from the mothership and now they’re pretending to look busy gardening, as you do during a Full Moon Eclipse in Scorpio on Saturn…right? Actually no [ Read more…]
So hands up who is enjoying the amphetamine-like astrology and hands up who just wants for it to be over already? Definitely devise a coping strategy a.s.a.p. if you’re not liking this because this intensity is just the Zap Zone [ Read more…]
Must-know Zap Zone Full Moon Horoscopes for Monday (but about the whole week really) are now up… And you can discuss where you’re at here. To recap, this is a highly intense Full Moon that stirs up emotional psych-everything and [ Read more…]
Someone (Gaultier?) needs to bring back these funky dacron zodiac slacks, right? Speaking of funky, the Weekly Horoscopes from March 23 are posted now – all you need know to deal with the now-brewing ultra-Zapped Full Moon in Libra (it’s [ Read more…]
Daily Horoscopes for Monday are up – Pisceans have every reason to feel radically confident about their love lives, Arieans are insanely existential. High magic and an insane amount of irritability – Virgo-ing out reigns. Some of us should be [ Read more…]
So here we go with some severe Astro-Weirding – hands up if you’re feeling it already? It’s the combo of Mercury going Retro in Pisces – slowing everything down to a crawl in the part of your scope where you’ve [ Read more…]
With Apollo near Neptune, we should just do a roll call for Ghosts, Addictions, Epiphanies, Love Zombie residues, Divine Interventions & Astral Trips. But okay, this also kicks off the Flashpoint Full Moon – long story but count it as [ Read more…]
Ten Must-Knows for the Flashpoint Full Moon of late Feb. Not every Full Moon gets this treatment, but this is NOT every Full Moon. They’re on the Monthly Horoscopes page but the Feb scopes are still there, you just scroll [ Read more…]
