How much easier would your Christmas have been with a Libran Fembot? This is Aiko with her creator Le Trang.
According to this article, the “$47,000 fembot was designed and built by hand, which is so lifelike that it can speak fluent English and Japanese and also help cook the turkey and hang up the decorations. Aiko, whose name is Japanese for “love-child,” is “in her early 20s,” 5 feet tall with a perfect 32, 23, 33 figure can react to being touched in certain ways like any other woman. Aiko with her amazing artificial intelligence can recognize faces and say hello to anyone she has met before and can speak 13,000 different sentences in two languages.”
So, okay yes I find that “being touched in certain ways” bit a tad sinister. But the astrology interests me. Le Trang claims to have had the idea for Aiko on August 15 2007 and she was completed (the first prototype – it’s an ongoing thing limited only by his access to funding) “about a month and a half later” So let’s take that literally and say September 30 2007 is her “birthday.”
Missy has Moon in Taurus – definitely she’d react to being touched in ‘certain ways’ – robot or NOT. Everyone knows that Moon in Taurus peeps go OFF only it’s considered polite to use terms such as ‘tactile’, ’sensual’ and ‘enthusiastic lover’.
Saturn in Virgo – oh the servitude & now he wants to tweak her to do more household chores. She’s got Venus in Leo opposite Neptune – would love to run off if only he’d hype the artificial intelligence by several billion gigabytes & would so totally do something about the frock situation but Saturn crossing over her Libra Sun = awareness of limitations. Her Mars is in Kataka – a teensy bit pass-agg. What’s the bet she does some weird shit to his cufflinks whilst cleaning them & he thinks it’s just short circuit or what-evs?
See – astrology works even for fembots. And I have e-mailed Mr Trang to enquire as to HIS birth details. Because i think they would be quite interesting, dontcha think?
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