It was nearly over. The stupidest transit in the history of the world. Pluto transits were an exquisite hot fuqed up hell of their own but at least they DID something, thought Hypatia. Yet that was the night she realized [ Read more…]
Mercury Retro in Scorp Fuqery is no excuse not to throw a funky Halloween Party, right? I mean come ON – there has rarely been such Franken-weird, Plutonic astro for this festival of (you know) the dead. We have half [ Read more…]
Actor Charlie Hunnam – who is an Aries – has pulled out of the 50 Shades of Gray movie – because of, you know, “other commitments” He was to have played the B.D.S.M. loving billionaire opposite Don Johnson & Melanie [ Read more…]
Saccharina sat immobile – trying to channel sphinx. Powerful people did not over-emote or talk too much. She knew that. Nor did they take out hits on their hairdressers. But there was no way around it. Mars was in Leo [ Read more…]
In ancient astro, the planets lent their names to personality types. Mercurial – for Mercury. Jovial – for Jupiter a.k.a Jove. Loonie for Lunar or the Moon. Martial or Warlike, for Mars. Saturnine for Saturn. A “sunny” persona speaks for [ Read more…]
Here we go again with the Astro Gaga Competition guys! Astrologically (or even just be surreal about it) explain/caption this image to win one of these fabulous prizes. Please don’t email me – just put your genius in the comments [ Read more…]
As a Sagittarius, she had no problem whatsoever with ordering Patchouli infused Magic Shamanic Shrooms online. She ate half the bag and went to Zumba class. Then she went shopping – cosmetics, a new ‘dancing with elves’ wardrobe and a [ Read more…]
O.m.g i think i am the raw foods one. Lol. This is from Crispian Jago who shared this but not his Sun Sign. So i’m thinking Aqua.