Guess Which Sign Makes The Most Amateur Porn?

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Amateur porn site Homegrown Video conducted research about about DIY porn and astrological signs. According to data collected by the site from September 2013 to February 2014, the people likely to make a sex tape for public consumption were those who fell under the zodiac sign of … Sagittarius. The study found that about 13 percent of people who submitted amateur porn to their site were Sagittarians. Coming in dead last were Capricorns, whose sex tape submission rate was around 4 percent.

 

Via The Frisky

Capricorn being the lowest does not surprise me – they (a) don’t want anything potentially compromising lurking around in the backwaters of the internet. Deep in his/her psyche, every Capricorn has a “might run for public office/become famous” setting that monitors their conduct.  And also, since when did Capricorns do anything amateur? If they’re going to get their gear off, it will be super-pro.

And Sagittarius? Yes, well that sort of resonates – Saggos are all nudists at heart but LEO – where art thou Leo?  They’re already so often performing for an invisible audience, they already like the idea of bedroom as movie set and themselves as star/director/auteur. I am shocked that Saggo out did Leo in a “contest” of this nature.

Thoughts?

 

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59 thoughts on “Guess Which Sign Makes The Most Amateur Porn?

  1. Hilarious. Picked the Sag a mile off!. As for Leo? Leo would never do amateur porn – or rather, would never create amateur porn for anyone else to see. I mean, can you see Leo doing this without a full hair and makeup department waiting in the wings? And then you have to worry about camera angles, lighting etc etc. God no, Leo is full production all the way.

    • Absolutely! I’m Leo rising and this was the very reason I decided against a wedding video…it was Hollywood lighting/editing/makeup or nothing!

      • Haha! Love it, astro-twin, to see that you were one of the first to reply here, because I was thinking the same thing when I read this! Yes, Leo imagines an invisible audience everywhere, but come to a REAL audience?? The production value of most home-movie sets — and especially the LIGHTING! — would not do for more a Leo porno, hehe. Saggo I totally guessed, too. Saggo has the nudist thing as well as the IDGAF thing — perfect for making a home sex tape and shrugging with an impish grin once it goes viral. *sigh* Strangely, I have met so few Saggos! And it’s a shame, because I feel like I would get on FAMOUSLY with them.

    • A Leo would need all of the above plus to be in top condition physically as the vanity/posterity factor would surely give them pause?! And if the ratings were poor they may be so outraged as to never attempt this exercise more than an exxy once (champers/oysters/quality furnishings & costumes).

      Meanwhile I can imagine Saggi’s & Gems being all: dude go with the flow, no one will notice/ natural is best, it might not look great but it feels great Pollyanna, polyester about it.

    • The Leo is the one that after every picture you take, they have to stop everything and look at it. If they don’t like it, they’ll tell you to delete it.

    • Exactly! I’m a Leo + Saggo rising and can totally see this. Leo doesn’t do the “amateur” part- if this were a matter of which sign would have the best hair and priciest lingerie in their glamorous professional boudoir photos, though, I think we know who’d win! ;)

  2. Exactly!! they might become famous… always thinking ahead and the consequences of their actions. Proud of the Cappies :D

    Taurus has to be # 2 on the list surely? and Libra #3. The low aspects of venus.

    Do you have the complete list Mystic? That link doesn’t work.

  3. 13% is not a resounding figure really.
    And if an amateur porn site asks for your birthdate, are you going to give them the right one ? How many canny Caps said they were Sags ? From my experience Caps are the sneaky porn fiends.

      • except that if anyone’s entering a fake bd my bet is it would be 01/01/whatever, so then Caps would be overrepresented as they were in the cheating website post!

        no….I believe it’s the Saggis, who else is that open and adventurous?

        • Not sure about the 01/01 theory, since it LOOKS fake, and if you are that concerned about covering your tracks (or sign), wouldn’t you try a bit harder?
          OK, so maybe that’s my Scorp Asc talking (aka, if you are going to bother to lie at al – yawn – make sure it is with online equivalent of inscrutable or undetectable perfect poker-face).
          By the way, beautiful…it is off-topic, but belated congrats on the d-i-v-o-r-c-e. Been a too-busy-to-post Saturn’s bitch type girl, lately, now the old bastard is firmly entrenched in my 1st house, ruling like the total downer he always is, with whip in one hand and clock in the other, as he always is. …. Now roll on the thin and rich part of the transit xx

          • spoken like a true Saggi ;) I’ve looked around those sites, and there are a surprising number of people born on the 1st of January…..I gave a convincing fake DOB myself, of course! lol :D

            thank you m’dear, for the congratulations. My Juno has been under Pluto, so it is done like a dinner. Other-astro-wise, I am faring well under Saturn, but neither thin nor rich as of yet! xxx

            • Wow, that’s timing isn’t it – the Juno Pluto thing, I mean.

              Thin and rich? Damn, I know you’ve been Saturn’s bitch for longer than me, darls, so I’d hoped you’d have skinny and lucre to report, just to keep my spirits up…Never mind. Survival will do at the mo x

              • i still believe the rewards will come on his way out :)

                All the best for your time up close and personal with the Timelord my love, sometimes I think he’s better there than in the 12th xx

    • lol David, so true

      more like, people most likely to admit their actual birthdate on submitting your own amateur porn is saggitarius.

      I would put cap and scorp for porn consumption by far. Cap, scorp and leo for libraries that get made but never see the light of day.

      Mystic why are you surprised about Leo. Have you ever seen a leo over edit and pro touch up their own Facebook photos and over instagram selfless? their not going to do anything unless everyone will say how hot is was. This kind of porn is not flattering to aesthetics

    • LOL. Capricorns are watching the porn David, but so agree with Mystic – there’s potential public profile implications from starring in it.
      Producing porn / owning the website franchise on the other hand…. I’m sure we’d find a few caps there… :-)

    • Well the term amateur porn is quite broad. If we broke it down into categories maybe the scorps would be way ahead in the fetish category ? Or is that Virgo ?
      How about sapphic bubble butted Brazilian midget porn ?
      Kataka maybe ? I can hear it now … Awwww, they are so cute. :)

    • I should ‘imagine’ Scorpio might well be making the movies, just not sharing them (a very private intimacy). Unless of course that old ‘trust’ chestnut means they’re too paranoid to go there in the first place. Ahem…

      As for Cap – virile, earthy Cap – I don’t think it’s because they have any shortage of action. Quite the contrary. There are people in life who are ‘talkers” and people in life who are ‘doers’. Some like to talk about it, others like to think about it – Cap just gets on with it.

      And probably watching a lot of it too… :)

      • I agree!!! Sagg are ole with the over sharing so they prob go – yeah I did that. when others go – oh no never, I’ve never done or would eve contemplate … So sagg may have done it once when Caps, the root rats of the zodiac have been all over a amateur porn for ever. BTW Sagg did it amateur on e and from then on end it was paid gigs all the way – nah just kidding – they really just went and tried something new!

  4. O really says this Sagg with Capricorn rising…………
    we know the difference between porn & erotica is the lighting :-)

    • Howdy. Sag with Cap rising too… I’ve considered amateur porn and then thought “but what it if I run for office one day”. lol

  5. I know a Sagg couple who are totally into it and their only involvement in social media is basically uploading their videos and getting them rated going through the comments. I blame it all on the prevalence of cheap bad boob jobs in bali. Also they travel (sagg) to go to conventions. it is a SCENE. She has really ratshit long hair extensions which i think goes with the whole suburban porn star fantasy vibe. They are the kind of people who make you want to read that french ladys book about the joy of having no sex again,

  6. Definite YES to Saggi’s being The Nudist of the Zodiac.
    They see water and the clothes come off.
    Sun? That too-clothes off.
    Moonlight on a hot night…get nekkid.
    Any excuse as long as the either is onside.

  7. And thank you for the more “Pan in Taurus” theming. Because my ascendant is libra 13 i am extremely interested in distractions from evolution, i am sure even Charles Darwins shrimps had a rest sometimes. Or the sea molluscs, whatever it was that evolved the fastest.

    and for gods sake i have not watched porn in a long long while but if i did i would want to see supermodel quality good looks and a script. Is it true someone is doing Game of Bones?

  8. me thinks Leos are too vain for amateur porn. its got to professional lighting to make us look good or nuffin. besides tis is one area where we don’t need to prove a thing.

  9. sages do like to see people squirm, however 13% is nothing to rave about its more proof that sun sign astrology is not indicative of the personality in full or partial

  10. Ok this post (& comments) has really tripped me out because I’ve seen it before. I double-checked the date on it in case I somehow stumbled into the archives, but no, I’m not in the archives. Deja vu!

    Oh there he is, Philip Seymour Hoffman… still feeling his absence. PSH, this incense burn is for you, gorgeous. *blessings*

  11. I don’t know if a Leo is willing to display one’s wares in that fashion for the masses. I guessed Sagittarius, because they’ve got the same fire energy as Leo, but they’ve got the expansiveness and adventurousness of Jupiter, qualities that I think would be required for this kind of venture :)

  12. Amateur porn? Good question. Just the thought creeps me out. I’ve met some big time slimeballs in LA. It’s all about the willy. The willy couldn’t get a gig. I’m visual so I see it and I’m creeped out. Then you have the Story of O mature, sexy, scary and tintillating….. that’s Scorpio. 50 shades of grey — haha, amateur. I guess the amateur porn would have a combination of gemini and sagittarius with squares and oppositions to venus, neptune, moon, pluto with the 8th and 2nd houses involved. I’d call it immature porn, not amateur porn.

  13. 8th house Leo sun and saturn here and I would never let someone film me in the act. Yes, for the photoshoppery reasons, but also bc what if someone found it? Cap rising though. I do think those actresses who send out naked pics of themselves including their faces are just straight up idiots. I have sent rude ish pics to people but yes they are very staged and never include the face!

  14. As a Leo-Sun and Rising-Cap, I’ve got those 2 conflicting sides within me.

    To be honest, I WOULD do a sex vid, but I would set up a couple of hidden cameras in my own bedroom so I would have total control of the video & wouldn’t have to worry about it ending up online.

    If I were part of a committed couple, I’d wear a mask. So even if it did end up being seen by random people, I’d feel better if my face wasn’t shown. Win-Win! hehe

  15. Poor Mystic being Saturn’s bitch at the moment with teething problems.
    Tooth pain has to be The Worst of all types of pain, an ache burn & throb
    together.
    Get well soon Beauty. Care of THYSELF first & foremost. x

  16. Lol, so funny. Sadly, I don’t know any Saggos, but from what I know OF them, this seems completely appropriate. My feelings on Leo not being number one are noted above, along with others’ great points, hehe. Gem and LIbra don’t surprise me as 2 and 3 either — the glib Gemini doing something on a whim, and whereas Leo would be worried about not having the professional hair and makeup team, Libra would be effortlessly confident in his/her gene-bestowed, natural perfection. I’m also not surprised to see Pisces up higher HOWEVER I say that only to the question of who is MAKING the amateur porn. If the poll was about the astro sign most likely to PARTICIPATE in amateur porn, I best Pisces would be WAY high up there — going with the flow, not wanting to rock the boat, saying yes, having loose morals, etc (I say, with love, as a Pisces.) And as noted above, I think Scorp isn’t higher because of the privacy aspect — they might be secretly taping, but not sharing the video.

  17. This whole post made me laugh! so true! Leave it up to Saggo to make amateur porn. It really does appeal to their DIY gots-to-be-now nature. Plus the whole not thinking the whole thing through…like having to explain this in your future. You don’t need a whole camera crew, just film it with your iphone!

  18. Good old Saggies, they know where their arrows are pointed. Also very avant-garde, I was kind of amazed it wasn’t Geminis, tho. Always shoot first ask questions later.

    Thanks for the fun article, Mystic. Enjoyed that, and the flashback to Boogie Nights with my love, Philip S-H.

  19. bahahaha…When I first read the intro, I was thinking it would be Leo. I am a Sag. I am a nature lover. Nothing like sunshine, water, a full moon, new moon, any phase of the moon to get naked. To make porn, nup,lol. I went out with a Leo male, who wanted to direct, produce and star in his own porn.

  20. My only thought was Pisces. The people put on earth to lead Capricorns astray.

  21. Yes well although my Cap son welcomes me in he will not hire me in his new business. I’m sure that he is ashamed of me because he had to bail me out of jail for no reasons of my own. I was framed by a high ranking police Capt whom I only knew from emails but met him while at the overnight detention center. I can only assume he imagined I’d done him wrong. To be honest he was a liar claiming he retired was not from the area, but from somewhere much further from here.
    This has nothing to do with my parenting because I adored him and both my children ALWAYS came 1st in my life. And so my son does take care of me and whatever comes up around the home, in his work and social life he is ashamed of me :'(

  22. I was not surprised at all, a care free sporting positive sign and negative thinker Capricorn. Yep. But yeah I would think Leo and Gemini/Aquarius would be the next in line. I’d be in line second to last as a Virgo. Sorry folks there’s in another people to do porn on the internet.

  23. My co-conspirator please take note:
    Now you know why Cap rising/Cap Venus does NOT want any scantily clad or scandalous images floating around the ether. Eros in Sagittarius, however … well, we know who won.