To this day, i believe our Finding My Goddess guy to be the most commented post on here but dude has serious competition in the douche stakes and from a VIRGO.
Sleepless in Austin is not a parody. The guy is offering a bounty of $1500 if you can find him a girlfriend but his list of requirements is insane. Also unintentionally hilarious. Unless he IS a comedian and we are being pranked? He says, for example, that he is not racist but won’t consider anyone black as a partner.
Not even, he insists, Halle Berry. This is presumably notwithstanding her apparent preference for super-hot bods and that sort of chiselled cheekbone Eternity model look. He wouldn’t go there. His section called “Photos of Famous Friends” features pics of himself. He has bunged up pictures of his previous girlfriend (raddest 80s hair ever on this chick) to prove he has previously mated.
Girlfriend can’t be over-weight, have ever been a stripper or worked in the sex industry or be a single mother. I could go on but seriously and he is Virgo. Okay, with a lot in Libra. His name is apparently Romeo Rose and he …OH GOD, whatevs – who wants to have a crack at finding Mrs Douchelord Virgo and scoring some Blue Devil Hoochie Juice cash for the next New Moon?
My feeling: he may need to up the price and also channel his Virgo vibe more suavely.