So far i have one pass-agg guilting communique, one smashed potatoes/wine/Game of Thrones bender (complete with nervous breakdown from Not The Typical Virgo), one heart-felt psychologically purging bonding session, and one Qi Vampire fuqing with my self-deprecating anecdote by actually deprecating me mid-story.
All i said (and this is sadly true) is that before I was 20, i always thought Ibid was an actual author. Like a cousin of Ovid or someone. And the Qi Vamp jumped straight in to say that was “retarded.”
Seriously this going to be one stink of a Mercury Retro – i KNOW it has epic potential and all the metaphysical brilliant themes are in the Horoscopes etc but let’s be realistic; it also has the possibility of devolving into a carbed up bitch fest, don’t you agree?
I mean this is a LOT Of Yin energy. Ladies, how about a pop-up store that is actually a Menses Hut & you can hire a Muu-Muu at the door + we have Blue Devil Hoochie Juice and my special Smashed Potato recipe. Then we come out when Mercury is in Leo, so OVER all that hippie schizz and head straight to the nearest spray-tan/hair straightener place, incognito and in the mood to discuss nothing but our thoughts on thread count and cinema.