Qi Vampire Fuqer Room Spray
So i have been toying with the idea of creating Qi Vampire Fuqer Room Spray for a while now – that would be on the label, straight-up. No gerberas.
Meanwhile i like to try out other such products & so i just got the Subtle Energies Aura Protection Body Mist
For an energetic cleansing, immerse yourself in the grounding and protecting aromas of the Subtle Energies Aura Protection Body Mist. This special blend of oils contains rhu khus (the soul of vetiver and the oil of abundance), lotus (flower seat of the Gods and Goddesses ), saffron (used by sufi saints to write the talisman) and holy basil (which eliminates negativity and is commonly used in India for worship of the Trinity and Lord Ganesh, the Protector).
Findings So Far: I sprayed it all around my ‘aura’ & went to the shops – more men than usual smiled at me in the street. Could the oil of abundance component have made me look like i put out? We need a kirlian aura camera to check this shiz out properly – a before with my aura all muddy and glugged up with Qi Vampire crap and then afterwards, all aglow.
What else? Cats are more affectionate but i suspect it is because either the Holy Basil smells like catnip or that the overall effect is a bit like kitten pee. Albeit definitely a better smell than a petro-chemical synthetic frag. BUT i am also more serene, despite Mars conjunct Uranus and knocking back a single origin high altitude short black so strong it might have been from space. I forgot to check which planet the mountain was on.
So i will pop back with more Aura Protection Body Mist findings later. And i bought it so i can say what i like, remember this is an ad and product plug free site – my beautiful sexy subscriber peeps support the site.
If this thing isn’t strong enough, i am going to charge forward with Qi Vampire Fuqer Room Spray – what do you think?
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Fuq yeah!
Hey Mystic that sounds awesome! Pls tho can we have the Qi Fuqer Spray also bc I am living in. House not mine, so when you say decluter I cannot bc it’s not my clutter & also I have nothing of my own to declutter.
So then what do I do?
Pile up your housemate’s crap into a heap in the front garden and set fire to it.
Then mix the ashes with lavender water and inscribe sigils of protection over the front door and lintels of your windows, as well as over the door of your room. I’d whack a sigil of protection on your third eye as well, just to be on the safe side.
When they come home and start freaking, explain to them slowly and loudly that they were cluttering up your space and that your aura was being oppressed.
Actually, this makes YOU the Qi Vampire, but at least you will have decluttered
yes! lmao!
Lmao!
Thanks DT. I see you take the Jack Nicholson fighting fire with gas approach. : )
I think this all needs to be done with a Jack Nicholson “The Shining” style grin.
Also bc I am living in serious clutter with the world’s biggest Love Zombie. I am scared to tell you bc you won’t believe me.
Haha tell!
LOL. More experimenting needed I think. i think the aura photog cld be cool. To go properly scientific (hehe) you need to control as many variables as possible, and have a baseline of some sort (e.g. you’re sort of on track with the “more men / kittens than usual” etc. then again, watch out for confirmation bias – you’ve decided to feel more serene with the fragrant (?) misty thing so you’re more smiley / relaxed / open, therefore the fellas are paying attention. Also, you could just be looking mega hot thanks to your recent hot yoga / pilates / mineral water / sleep hygiene regime
maybe it has a man-magnet scent component…
also, re coffee… I guess the stratosphere / space *is* pretty high altitude.. these people could be onto something… I get a bit dysfunctional on too much coffee, unfortunately
lastly happy belated birthday!
I’m a little torn about scents for scents’ sake and you know, scents with a purpose. I mean, I think a Qi Vampire Fuqer Room Spray would have to contain some serious anti-dotal shit in it no?
Por ejemplo, the whole stupid Cappa saga I’m still sorta in and his recent confession of below the norm cyclical sexual desire has set me to thinking about “charges” we carry that either attract and/or cancel out opposite energies. Like our entire thing (for lack of a better word) started because I, fresh off the stank of Sex-Addicted Sewerage wanted to Hand Pick a lover for a master reset. Entre vous le Capp.
So until literally a few days ago, I’d no firm idea of this until he advised it was an issue in past relationships and likely, among other things, the reason he’d been cheated on causing numerous trust issues rivaling mine. Observe the equation then. Sex Addict Ingenue Attracts Sex Problematic Person.
Then the effect: It’s slowed down my rampant sex drive and seems to have increased his. Hmm.
As relates to the Spray, I would then think that there’d have to be some serious positive-negative content into this, perhaps the ingredient list should include things like the tears shed on the confession of one heart breaking secret, mixed with those of sacrifice and joy, three drops of birthing blood to represent the innocence we’re all cast in upon our first dawn in the word, or alternatively, equal anhydrous amounts of blood cast in the honor of battle, if you can get it – perhaps the ashes of a long gone loved one to instill it with Real Spirit connected to you, the juice of lemon rinds for their acid and cleansing properties and dollops of organic honey to represent that sweetness streams through everything awful, hence hope remains eternal. All ingredients would have one thing in common, which would be truth.
Naturally, this would all have to marinate on a rooftop somewhere surrounded by a grove of night blooming jasmine under at least three eves of full moon light while the liquid vibrates with a sonata. Glass vials only.
Romantic to make obviously but God I hope this doesn’t just end up smelling like lemon pledge.
Ooooh I love your potion! so deep and divine and sacred!
I love the sound of this FA! Sublime x
a most potent recipe. xx
No need for that. You just need to walk around with your own power on and Qi Vampies will fuck off. They won’t dare to approach within a million miles of you.
There is nothing that Qi Vampires fear more than a person who is centered in their own power and strength. They know there is no feed to be had, only an ass kicking.
It’s free. It’s good for your health. You don’t need to remember to spray it on in the morning, it works 24/365.
This is true. Need to keep in mind.
Been re-watching Paris is Burning in the background tonight while working on a site. Basically it is making me wish I were a Leo. Leos have all the fun and nobody effs with them because of this very quality and confidence you speak of.
Don’t need to wish to be a Leo. Fire signs may appear to have all the glitter and fun but all signs have their own power and strength. Own it. Ostentatious doesn’t mean better
Be who you are, that’s what this is all about. There isn’t only one ‘type’ of ‘confidence’. Confidence is whatever.
Leo’s ooze charisma, which is not necessarily confidence. I’ve got leo rising & it’s an interesting journey b/c people see me differently to how (shy and private) I really am. I relate to the creativity of the leo sign ~ it fills my life like blood pumping through my veins.
I agree. I’ve got Leo rising too and people think I’m so extrovert and all when I’m actually really private too. We can be a juxtaposition of contradictions that can really confuse people!
Also have leo rising. Peeps mistake me for a leo sun all the time. Well with mars in leo I FEEL like one most of the time too. Strangely the older I get the more I relate to my rising sign (or is it mars again?..) as opposed to growing into my air sun sign.
I have Leo MC and it puts out a dramatic vibe but I am a Virgo Sun, Pisces Moon and Scorp Rising all deeply introverted and private signs.
I think it gets me into trouble sometimes.
yes to the dramatic vibe and getting into trouble.. I think I need to put more drama into my dancing (a passion of mine) to avoid bringing it into my love life.
that was me before
dance, yes. Good drama!
LOVE this…& yes Pi, i am wondering if it is a placebo effect to some extent…
Not quite a placebo I think, just on the level that all things are energy certain plants have vibrations that produce alterations in yr energy field, (positive & negative).
Yr spray sets yr intent the minute you are spraying it on, so you are programming yr self as much as the spray reinforces yr intent & the smell consciously reminds you of the intent to be in yr power. Which as Silver says is protection enough when you have the program running.
Lovely post MM.
If a placebo effect is created by a person’s belief, and reality is as we create through our perspectives and choices, then the whole experience of life is a placebo effect. It would in fact be a huge experiment in placebo effect, the power of our will and choice to create what we choose. Cool, no?
And however we choose to do it, with physical props or without, doesn’t matter. Everything only adds to the diversity of experience. I have my preference (i.e. no spray), another will have theirs (i.e. with spray). There’s no right or wrong. Only choice and diversity.
What do you think?
Totes! Nice of you to ask what I think but I think you have it sorted.
Life is definitely an experiment wrapped in a hologram embedded in binary code!! Lol.
well I don’t like to be too skeptical, since there’s a whole lot going on out there
Love this!
So who wants a post called something like The Undeniable Hotness Of Leos?
Oh go on… They must feel a bit left out, we haven’t talked about them for ages…
Yes. This Aqua needs some tips on how to up the fierceness quotient.
yes, why not? all that aries trining energy + your scopes about impending changing image/relationship seems like this is a fitting time for such a post
I still ask my Leo ex for coaching whenever I get the self-doubts. You must believe in your awesome at all times. That’s the basic, over and over again. I can deal with that now that I don’t have to deal with his theatrics 24/7.
I’d say Aries are good at this too, but they need to win. Sags need to be liked. Leos know their awesome.
hahaha that is my leo friend’s signature phrase – “because I’m awesome”
lol my aries ex (from when i was 18-21, like a brother to me now…friends with his gfs etc.) is my personal motivational speaker/life coach whenever i’m being a recluse or going too hard on myself.
i really do love being around fire signs, i am drawn to the boys as my male friends probably because they balance out my existential tantrums and general recluse tendencies.
for some reason my female friends are all predominantly earth and water signs though.
What about a post on sun activation, which sounds a lot more like what people are trying to say x
most def for leo rising here but i cant help to mention juts by looking at the picture.. i refuse to be in a love triangle again because i want to do the mature thing & walk away instead of being a bitch about it ( i obviously know its never gonna work) & receive bad karma. fuq no. fuq my love life mystic everything is going well but my love life.
YES PLEASE! A post on doing your sun the awesome way would be fantastic. Or rather a series of posts (for each sun sign). I was going to suggest something like that too.
I dont know how that crazy sounding coffee dosnt mess with the aura cleanse… Maybe it just propels your goodness even more… Feeling dulled by sugar and wheat … I think… Probably need physical contact, a smile, someone to really care and ask “how are you?” and really mean it… Having wobbly isolated feelings, but about to go and get smashed in a hardcore workout…. Booked in beauty for tomorrow, lots of projects for the weekend… Ahhh… Solitude, the dichotomy… I love you so, but I also love my people….
No gerberas. I’ll take it.
For QI Vamp protection, Sage oil applied to pulse points.
Vetiver has been used by witches/pagans for centuries to attract the opposite (or same) sex. It works. I love the stuff. Bit whoofy to begin with but as the scent ages it becomes divine. See Scott Cunningham’s Encyclopaedia of Magical Herbs. And yes Mystic, Qi Vamp Fuqer Room Spray sounds v appropriate. It should contain fumitory. rue and garlic. That’ll keep ‘em away.
On I love vetiver!
Have been creating sprays for the littlest one to help with his ADHD. They are grounding which is protective too.
If you are in yr body no other energies can enter, that’s why Eckhart Tolle says to focus on the breath & be in the body even though it is painful at times.
My mix involves sandlewood, cedar wood, frankincense, & a touch of ylang ylang for warmth. Yum!
sounds yummy
My goal when i win my billons is a house with rooms in different colours & humidifiers for every room with unique scents. Cedarwood/sandlewood tones for some bedrooms a must..
” . . upgrading your Power-Flirting skills and the speed-dumping of ye olde psychological shit.” check.
“Go ahead and flirt with a prospective partner type person more than your instincts tell you to. ” check.
“Friday/Saturday = epic romance stars and definitely the potential for productive power flirting, moving a little something further along if you care to.” check.
Uranus conj Mars confabbing on my Venus. I am having so much fun.
Lavender oil does me for protection but even more so is if I repeat a prayer or a mantra over and over and over & over again. This actually believe it or not (!) works in the same way as cocaine. Through repeating a prayer or a mantra, something that cannot help but make your soul feel good, you start to release the same chemicals that act as a blocker, on your usual up/down up/down synapses, . . . turning off the down so the ‘up’ keeps going. You rarify the energy around you.
Spiritually you are creating a fairly effective ‘force field’ around yourself. My Aries mate, told me his affirmation was “Soul within me never cease looking towards God” which I thought pretty fuqing good and have borrowed it extensively.
Doing it . . . while you . . .ablute, hang out the washing, walk, or just sit. Remembering to do it is difficult; usually it comes down to needing to do it. I have more or less forced myself to do this and can attest, it works.
The room spray would be easy enough with flower essences, maybe a little lavender so it actually smells like something. Willow/Chicory for Pass-Agg, Holly/Cherry Plum for intense angry outbursts……. Let’s see….. Vine for controlling tyrant types, Heather for never-stops-talking it’s'-all-about-me buttonholers, and Beech for feeling intolerant and irritated by everything.
That Aura Protection mist sounds like it must have an amazing scent, though.
Interesting astro weather lately. Feels like I’ve been moving through a doorway or gateway the past week. Into the New. Never felt anything like it, shedding the past like never before.
Following up on this………. I made up a batch today, using Jatamansi instead of Lavender. Looks promising so far, everyone perks up nicely. Now I want to test it out on some proper Qi Vamps, shouldn’t have to wait too long with this full moon cmoing up.
I love love love subtle energies stuff so beautiful and really magic! If its needs extra ooph in the qi vamp dept maybe mixing some of that holy basil with mugwort?
And yes please from the Leo dept. my hair could so with some assistance after all the Piscean floatiness and now the Arien angst .. Demure hotness please minus the vamp action! Xx
qi vamps are far from my mind and life.
even though things are moving forward for me again, I’m still grateful for being touched by the inspiration of the Pisces stellium of planets & merc retro – it brought some wonderful aspects of my life together and the feeling is like a gentle wave caressing my legs, sun kissing my shoulders, things are good for me right now
Just plain old lavender does it for me. Mixed with the bones of my enemies.
But seriously… I’ve started using Fairy dishwashing blobs and Fairy washing up liquid. SOOOOO potent – my kitchen now smells like my Grandmothers kitchens in England.
Tonight I used my maternal Grandmother’s kitchen mixer to make mince pies which I rolled out on *her* mother’s wooden chopping board.
Being in my kitchen, which smells of my Grandmothers’ kitchens – of Fairy liquid and baking pastries and roast meals was actually very magical. I invoked the essence of my female ancestors and yea the Yorkshire puddings were perfect, as was the gravy.
I’d like to see a Qi Vampire get across MY threshhold !
I like to call it Nanna-technology… Forget Nanotechnology, this is the future! Making your own stock, growing things, creating everyday things beautifully with love
Nanna Technology !!! That is GOLD. Consider it officially swiped
Nanna-technology.
*LOVE*.
Put me on the pre-order list. At least if it’s a room spray it may deter most Qi-Fuqers from getting close, that way I don’t need to activate my own Qi-Fuqer Aura every single time for the oxygen bandits.
But I think we need to go beyond essential oils and plant extracts. Saw a doco recently about sharks and why they will not hunt in areas for yonks after one of their own has been killed. Some scientists synthesized the scent of a dead shark and dropped it into the water while a group of sharks were feeding – they took off so quick there must have been a subsonic boom underwater. Sharks fear ‘Smell Of Death’.
Perhaps Qi-Vampire Fuqers also fear ‘Smell Of Death’?
My mind can’t help but draw the connection between these sharks and the blood of a women’s cycle.
Whaaaaat?!?
Synthesized your cycle i.e a women on the pill. The attractiveness of a person is increased during certain times in a women’s cycle.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/12/12/fertility-women-attractiveness-study_n_2286537.html
Subsonic boom = tone of voice.
Qi-Vamps fear the smell of don’t-give-a-fuq
I mean, the more you worry about protecting yourself from them, the more they feast on your brain.
yup.
I’m down with that. Maybe we should have a collection, a range a la Chanel? There’d be ‘Don’t Give A Fuq’, ‘Smell Of Death’, ‘Fuq Factor = Zero’, etc
Whaddaya think?
Its more like a pheromone that you have to release from within yourself.
I think I. Work with qi vampires… The hungry ghosts and lost souls…. The boundaries of the workplace is a great way to be able to deal with the qi vampires in my life… None only personal life, touch wood….
Arrived wayy late to this party and at this point, all I’m wondering is do you put out?
Do you use mugwort in essential oil form or burn it? Preferred method? I’ve always burn it with sage in a smudge stick. My dreams are really intense as is, wondering what would happened if I used it…hmm….
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Yes yes yes yes yes please!
GTFOOH ! Get the f… out of here ! Spray.
I think a spray bottle of water would work for that – just point it in their direction.
Scents are very powerful so no I don’t believe it’s a placebo effect.
(must be the vetiver)
Altogether alchemical. Plus the purpose you intended upon it.
You only attracted the ‘happy.’
it has PEGs and polysorbate 80..both carsinogens, the essential oils are good though..
sorry but I had to look at the ingredients..
rose oil with some sandalwood would be good and also frankincense would be my choice..
xo
Q: Why do people think that the biological, chemical extract of a plantlife’s sexual essence is merely a scent?
A: repressed thinking can mislead you to think that
A) plants are lower life forms than humans. If it was blood for example wouldn’t you think it at least creepy or potent? Even fur ? Teeth? So, what’s the difference with plants which start life as a seed and can live for thousands of years?
B) sex, love, luck, health, is something that you can’t buy in a bottle, but somehow you can get from status symbols and “external social rewards”…something that has been advertised to you repeatedly by a corporation, like say, religion, or CNN.
C) nature has no drugs, only the pharmaceutical companies manufacture drugs.
Anyways, I say this just to perhaps suggest to think about how you think about scents, and magic. if plant oils are just pretty smells then how come the Egyptians embalmed their dead pharaohs in cedarwood oil? It has a chemical in it which shuts down the workings of bugs. It is not a nerve toxin like DEET or Pyrethrin, so it doesn’t harm humans or other animals. Anyways, because of this, the mummies have not been eaten by bugs over the eons.. just one example, but it illustrates the power of plants..
I am keen to hear more of your experiments, MM.
Love the name of the spray
love this! oh so much magick.
If you can smell it, then it means molecules of the substance are actually touching your nose. So yeah if you are smelling poop, that’s poop touching your nose.
That’s a big deal and not “merely” anything.
Essential oils and plants have their own frequency they vibrate at. We are using those for reasons. =)
All food is drugs; All of nature is drugs. If the definition of a drug is a item you intake that changes something about you, then everything is a drug.
Lots of people are allergic to cedar oil but it’s generally safe for most. Nature is as beautiful and useful as it is dangerous. I respect!
Interesting! The power of the plant world is rising in our consciousness as vast tracts are cleared daily imo.
wouldn’t having a nice clean shiny aura actually make you a vamp magnet? allow you to be more open and compassionate, and, hence, draw them like moths to a flame? i know when a qi vamp enters my life it’s because i’ve invited them in out of what i like to think is compassion but is more likely pity and a savior complex. hard to invite them in for tea and then squirt them with water when they cross the line… though it is tempting!
the spray sounds delicious. but as a vetiver wearer i have to say it is the furthest thing from a repellant of any sort! the moths, again…
“pity and a savior complex”
Guilty!
Love your photo!!
thanks, pluto sister! xoxox
ha yes, strong venus in the chart (venus rising) and neptune ransiting dsc / 7th maketh one a qi vamp magnet
No it is a repellent! The vibration of unconditional love is unpleasant to the vamps, they are provoked to check themselves & realise they are lacking. Depressing & confronting. This is why so many people fall away from you as you progress I think.
Yes i agree… Compassion is infuriating for qi vampires…. They lose their temper and cut off throwing hissdy fits….
Rather than a room spray, maybe have people who come out in a van and put a fumigation tent over your entire house (like they do for bad cases of termites in government buildings).
This way, no Qi Vampire even gets into the front door, let alone into a room!
And remember, if you’re being attacked by a hoard of Qi Vampires, don’t jump in the pool – the water will boil!
Dear Mystic, I hope you had a fab birthday. Love the spray idea and the image – a bit of Leda and the Swan action by the looks of it.
as a virgo who ‘loves to help’ and a double piscean who is a soft touch, I’ve had my fair share of vampires including my own family lol. But one from last year who is very close to me BUT has been going through a really hard time, has totes pushed the limits. He is now in the fridge on ice (on paper that is) which has helped considerably. Much less contact – but this morning we had a run in via email and i told him to show me more respect – I don’t think I have EVA demanded that of a Qi V – and it feels great! Came spontaneously too – go the Aries vibe du jour!!
and many happy solar returns MM – may the next 12 months bring joy, opportunity and fab times x x
Spontaneous is the Aries way. I cut threads and ties with a few stray QVamp’s running around the edges of my life. Editing is smart. Editing is pluto. Review. Renew. It’s Saturn’s influence on me b/c Saturn is sextiling Venus, and Pluto Trining Venus, relationships have to be real.
yes this is about me ):
I would totally buy some of your spray esp if you have one that repels idiots.
And speaking of idiots…this Libra is living up to Uranus in Aries boldness. I put it in the mail YOLO!
When I’m seeking to cast off Qi Vamps I keep a sprig of mugwort wrapped in a hankie in my pocket.
So perhaps Qi Vampire Fuquer Room Spray could have mugwort as an ingredient?