Hello Mars-Trippers -as always the most directional advice is to be found in the Horoscopes/Daily Mystic but hey, let’s share here how are all intend to get our Mars on this next ten days (because we kind of have to) without getting arrested, going crazy insomniac fuq off irritable for the duration.
Obviously Mars on Uranus, square Pluto and opposite a regular bitch of a Full Moon has to have an outlet. So what do we want here? Momentum or some toxic brew of cortisol, bat venom and our jaw thrown out from clenching it. I’m upping my exercise, initiating power sleep protocol & doing a massive mugwort smudge/unclutter shortly after the Equinox is exact.
Speaking of exercise, my Aries Pilates Instructor has some thoughts i would like to share f.y.i. I think you will agree that they are of a caliber beyond what one can read in that ‘get off yo fat arse carb-head’ that you can read in the lifestyle sections of mainsteam newspapers.
* “Shitting properly is the most important thing you can do for your health. German scientists have linked incomplete elimination to mental illness.”
* “Nearly everyone in The Shire* is on duromine or clenbuterol, hard body, size whatever you want but soft brained.”
* “You have to properly work the psoas muscle if you don’t want to have a gunt when you get older.”
* The Shire is a region of Sydney, Australia. If anyone has any international equivalents to enlighten U..S.A. & Euro peeps, please share.
AND i am unable to answer emails till Thursday but i will get to them all then – thank you for your patience in advance.