”Tell me everything about Libra,” she said. “I feel like everything you post on the site is about Virgos or something. Or whatever those people are in different places. But i need to know how Mercury Retrograde is going to affect me, what will happen the next Full Moon and what (if anything) i should do about Uranus square Pluto. Just your take on it. If you can’t do a post on it, please just email me. By tomorrow would be good…”
So i get emails like this about ten times a day. And to hopefully fend them off, i am just going to say right here: All the most practical and pertinent info for each sign is in the Horoscopes. There is no time and certainly no need to put it elsewhere. If i were to email everyone their “quick personal take” as requested, there would be NO site, no Horoscopes, no Oracle, no Scheduler, no me as you know me.
“Oh but the Horoscopes cost money…” Yes they do and that is as there are no ads cluttering up the site or making it so i need to “find out more about you” so as to spin the most marketing appropriate content. I knock back ads and paid-for promos every day, I just don’t do them. So I could do ads and probably make more money – there are plenty of page views – but i choose the subscriber model of biz instead.
This is to say (a) please don’t send me emails asking for information about what’s in store for your sign when it is clearly here on the site and available for approx $1 a week and (b) thank you to my glorious subscribers for making this site possible, supporting my work and keeping this place ad-free. Not a single day goes by that i don’t think of you with love & gratitude.
On that note, the Monthly Horoscopes for March are posted - strangest month i’ve seen in yonks but kind of hot. I mean, Mars-Venus-Uranus lining up in Aries with the Full Moon in Libra? If this astrology were a person, it would be stalked 24-7 by the paps.
Image: Inez & Vinoodh – V-Mag