There she preferred to muse not so much upon her thighs but on Conspiracy Theory.
Why, for instance, did the Pope and Queen Beatrice abdicate so shortly after Saturn hit Scorpio? Could it, she wondered, have anything to do with the Public Prosecutor of Rome investigating the Bilderburg Group? The finances of Queen Elizabeth being investigated?
Could there be muck to rake? Keeping her spine in neutral, she reflected on how Saturn had barely gotten into Scorpio already. She shuddered. Thank heavens she had given up secrets the second her Uranus transit begun. Secret-free was the only way to be truly liberated. That plus a strong pelvic floor.