Addiction To Neptune
Addiction Epic Icon Mythic
Finally! A perfume openly marketed to people having a shit house Neptune transit. This chick looks like she sat up late on the Dream Weed commenting on Marilyn Monroe Conspiracy Theory forums and doing online Do You Have What It Takes To Join the Illuminati? quizzes. Now she is on the way to the hairdresser (“blonder, fuq you” but she’s fine to sign a legal waiver to say the breakage is not their fault) when suddenly, she spies her Space Dust dealer coming out of the Botox Clinic. “Synchronicity,” she sighs to herself, inwardly relaxing and giving herself permission for another Love Zombie Bender.
Are you spying on me again?
Pfft…never done Space Dust. Probably because I’d love it.
sounds pretty much like my last 24 hours. Or at least the male approximation thereof.
Oh God. That is so me circa a year and a half ago. Then Saturn came around and I’m paying for all the used-up adrenaline and bleach breakage now!
I miss that period but I would not want to live it again at this point. It would just be sad trying to imitate it…stay stuck & be fuq’d and all…
she walk roun with her mouth hangin open like dat she garn ruin her gums.
it go like dis : she get dry mouth she get haliotosis she get false teeth she lose cheekbones she no look good no more have to give gummy blow jobs to space dust dealer for green dollar hooch in da new economy the end.
maybe she go bald too… an wear hemp
U too funny
Hilarious! I love it
hahahahahaha!
aka Anna Nicole smith the movie.
My natal Moon at 7 degrees Pisces and my natal Mars at 17 degrees Pisces exact conjunct my MC at 17 degrees Pisces. Pisces, Pisces, Pisces………..but I’m an Aqua Sun……………..
Current transits, mostly affecting my Moon, at 7 Pisces, as conjunctions: Mercury at 6 Pisces, Mars a 5 Pisces, and Chiron at 8 Pisces. Wow…
Maybe Saturn at 11 Scorp trining in and grounding all that….?
Judicious use of the hoochie juice….just little bits…..celebratory with friends………..but really needing TONS and TONS of time alone to get grounded, whilst completely sober, get laundry done, compose songs, sing, and do my work….. I want to be informed by the ethereal, but I want to succeed on the material plane like never before……..NO BULLSH*T!!!!!
DIY Astro question; my natal ascendent is at 2 degrees in Pisces and Neptune is currently at 2 degrees in Pisces – does that mean I’m having a Neptune transit?
Absolutely you are! That’s called a conjunction
Okies. Cool. That explains a lot. Am currently doing some sort of Neptune mess with a guy who’s Moon (in scorp at 2 degrees also) is trine my asc. Am thoroughly confused about the whole situation as he’s my boyfriend’s best friend and it (this whole crazy Neptune jazz) has messed with our dynamics – not to mention I’m in a in complete fog about who to pursue/wgat direction to take. Is this normal Neptune weirding?Assistance req’d!
Oh dear
that’s some pickle you got yourself into! Lol. Sounds tres Neptunian. Neptune moves slowly too, so could be some time before the fog lifts! Yikes. Don’t have any advice but maybe stay away from your boyfriend’s best friend? It’s not gonna end well.
hmm. yes. messy. agree with anon who mentions slow moving neptune and get some space from boyfs bestie. how strong is your current relationship – strong enough to withstand this whatever it is? you’re probably vibing ultra pisces right now. can you bring neptune on board in other ways? hard to call. maybe this other dude will neptune the hell out of you… benders etc…you know what they say… Go Haute or Go Home xxx
It sounds awesome but like anything in fashion it is likely filled with fake smells which are poison..
just goes to show you that words are powerful and the way things look to you is how you’ll react and transform yourself from the inside..I wonder if there is anything real in it..like patchouli or vanilla or rose..
or I am as always missing the point…
TOTALLY!
There are actually quite a few perfume ads referencing this theme of late. I saw one when I was jogging a few weeks ago showing a woman with purple hands that bore a striking resemblance to latex gloves. Alternative culture is the new mainstream. Vanilla is dead. Long live Pistachio
P.S. That girl was me pre pluto transit. You hit every single detail bang on the head. Jeeeez MM you are creepily accurate – Loving your Theodora, Lilith and Magdalene posts. Now reading biography of Cleopatra – so loving your insights – you rule!
“blonder, fuq you” … HAHAHA god i love it when you go on star-glamour-stream-of-consciousness raves mystic
I could run with “Mythic” and “Icon” … but epic, addiction? it’s a stretch. marketing’s a bit too much ego and not too much class.
one day I will write an astro-gaga spiel as good as this and win whatever’s on offer
PS. and what exactly is wrong with doing quizzes about the illuminati??? *hmph* *hair flick*
Hilarious and fun!
I am currently nursing a horrible hangover.
Yes, Neptune got the better of me last night. And I am a drinker, so it totally took me by surprise and kicked my ass.
Be sure to hydrate!
omg tell me about it. 3 glasses of wine, I may as well have had two bottles for the amount of crap I felt
I’m stuck with Neptune squaring my gemini sun at that 2 degree mark. Meanwhile Jupiter is opposite my natal Neptune right now while mars is about to return on my natal mars in pisces. sighhhhh I’m just dazed and confused and space cadet and dreamy, totally in love with an unattainable but not LZ’ing, and ready to lift off and fly away. Can’t seem to ground at all… Guess I keep keep riding the wave a little longer and enjoy the lightness and fantasy….
that can be nice too
Awesome story.