Alright, i admit it. I started out thinking The Real Housewives Of Beverley Hills was some sort of a cultural apocalypse.
Then i started out watching it ironically. Now i am hooked and think it is valuable sociological documentary, albeit possibly tracking the decline of something or other.
But i have also just figured out precisely why they’re at each others throats the whole time and going absolutely ape over minutiae whilst getting Botox or downing bird bath size goblets of pinot grigio, flicking their hair extensions and tottering about on competitively ever higher heels every episode.
These bitches are nearly all Virgos! The rest are Capricorn + one Scorpio. I mean, seriously.
So: Camille, Lisa, Adrienne & Kim = Virgo. Kyle & Yolanda = Capricorn. Brandi = Scorpio. The latter is Brandi Glanville, ex-wife of the ultra-hot but slippery Gemini-Mars in Pisces dude Eddie Cibrian. He is presently married to (Virgo) musician Leann Rimes, who is conducting a gronky Twitter war with Brandi. Given his penchant for cheating on even his mistresses, the whole saga is about to get even more sleazy and you can count on this lot to Virgo out about it all.