Astro-Bitch: Cosmic Love Tips 2013
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* Your LoveScopes for 2013
* How Not To Be A Love Zombie
* Rad Dates To Mate, Date, Marry and/or Seduce In 2013 – these are the BEST.
* Love/Sex Drought? The Fast Feng Shui Fix To Scare Up Some Action
* The Truth About Astrological Compatibility
* StyleScope 2013
GO TO THE ASTRO-BITCH COSMIC LOVE TIPS 2013 ORDER PAGE FOR MORE DEETS & TO GET YOURS INSTANTLY…

Thanks, MM. Wow. There is so much synchronicity going on these days, its weird. The dates 1997/8 and 2005/6 really resonate. The first is when I got married, the second is when I had my daughter. Maybe soon will be when I find my partner. I feel so much new energy coming in. I’m going to spend my dark moon time taking the remnants of my old life to the dump.
Hi Mystic….tried to pay but paypal wouldn’t take my plastic. Is there another way to get you some monies?
Really great stuff Mystic, have forwarded the email to some peeps I think will be interested/really need it.
Cool! You’re right, this Libra DOES need a new bag. And its going to be oh-so high quality.
NOT working for USA orders—can’t put our addresses in—–yikes!!
No love-life for 2013 –OMG
So weird because I paid from the USA. If you go to paypal you can select USA from the country list. At least, it worked no problem for me.
worked for me too from the land o butter and corn
Just tell it your from Australia…I picked Tasmania
hey i think i fixed that – if you are paying $0 i had not ticked the USA shpping box as it is electronic but it should work now!
Thank you ! I haven’t read it yet but looking forward to it ! I owe you because I am so broke I paid nothing but will make it up in the future ( also haven’t fixed my yucky ridiculous Paypal issue ) .
I appreciate your advice !
Couldn’t adjust the price in checkout. Keep the Bitch Books coming! Fantastic stuff!
ditto. wanted to pay but couldn’t! thanks tho MM x
really? That is a browser thing i think as most peeps can – wot browser are you guys on?
Same here – will make it up somehow. Thanks for all you do for us!
Bloody firefox! Will pay double for the next instalment!!!
Firefox. Im sorry MM, i feel personally responsible. Can we pay you through the website somehow?
Thanks MM!
Wow Mystic, it’s beyond my expectations! Thank you!
gah! pearls!?!?!? why why why why why??? otherwise brilliant- thank you!
Got ‘em, woo hoo! Love it, especially the key dates.
Excellent and dead on for me!
Why the combination of ‘bitch’ and ‘love’ in the title? It seems a bit at cross purposes.
Bitch has rather feminine connotations–we’re not all ladies here, right?
How about Astro badassery?
No, too American sounding.
Heck, I’d still buy it even if it were called The Astro Guide to Dog Turds.
I could be wrong, but I’m guessing it has something to do with Mystic and her blog commenters being dubbed “pseudo intellectual astro bitches” by some lamo hater a while back.
yes and it’s bitch as in Lilith & empowered not – like how the book skinny bitch means it. I was going to make it Astro Witch but did not want to be confused with sad arse peeps moping around in lilac polyester kaftans being sleazy whilst preaching mindfulness…SADLY that is a strand of the new age – see post about Gerberas and pterodactyles.
Just wanted to note for anyone thinking of downloading – it is a quality e-book type document and definitely worth paying for!
A lot of work has obviously gone into this, so I would recommend paying some $$$ for it.
Absolutely
. So rare for someone to offer something great for nothing when they can make good money from it. I know it’s a rough time of year re cash flow but it’s definitely worth scraping some dollars together if you’re able.
Musicians do it a lot. Radiohead ‘In Rainbows’ for eg.
bought it. love it.
was having an astro compatibility convo at work only just the other day.
you get brought up on girly mag astro simplicity from the 80′s only to get revelation that life is so much more interesting and complex through wonderful sites like this one
I emailed Mystic today with this re: love tips:
One came to mind that I tell everyone when they want to know why the Rockstar Scorpio and I never made it “official” in the almost decade long dalliance we had:
“When a man marries his mistress, he creates a vacancy.”
Do you have something in 2H? Very much money conscious, which I am. I actually think I’m generous-’pay as you want’ I hate free stuff.
The Mayan apocalypse will be nothing compared to the barren wasteland that is my love life, so will I read these with interest and optimism! I am hoping the drop-down menu will refer to more than just my payment options, lol
Just read it over lunch – Mystic, it’s brilliant, thanks. xx
Paid particular attention to the Scorp rising. My in-denial gay partner is Scorp rising w Neptune conj asc and I am about to release him back into the wild. I think he’ in for an interesting year
I just bought mine! Would it be poor form for me to forward the link to a friend and recommend that she buy it and pay particular attention to the Love Zombie section? lol
no it’s fine – pls go ahead and share!
I meant poor form cause I would be pointing out what a total love zombie she is, lol.
I just ordered the book and paid $10 but I’m not sure if it was processed. I didn’t get an email or anything. I’ll do it again if it didn’t work??
there is no email – the download link appears on the screen – email me if still having probs
All good I did it again
dailies for thurs are up btw MOON IN VIRGO doing magic stuff with Chiron and Pluto. A release from Moon Void in Leo paranoia thnk fuq
I also wanna say that – for the peeps getting postcards from me – i am LOVING doing them, the stamps, the hand-writing, the stationery fetish. They are totes recycled paper btw, so a semi matte finish.
I was thinking about psuedo intellectual astro bitch mugs as well – with the pic and that slogan – also stay stuck and u r fuqed BUT most peeps drink coffee from glasses yes?
i’d take a “stay stuck and u r fuqed” mug. : )
I’g get a mug with that one!
Call me a fuqing peasant, but when I’m at home I drink my coffee from a mug.
‘stay stuck and u r fuqed’ not as mug but bookmark, fridge magnet or poster
i only drink coffee from a glass when i can’t be bothered doing the dishes.
MM – I’ve just purchased and downloaded the Astro Bitches
YOU ARE AMAZING …… and yep, I’d go for a “stay stuck and u r fuqed” mug too …. T*H*A*N*K****Y*O*U xxx
I’m using explorer & I can’t get the page to load. Booo!
Suggestions, anyone?
Cheers.
i.e has some strange cache thing – these is a link in the faq to an article about how to conquer it. Or just try with a diff browser but the page is just a standard wordpress page, good luck! x
Yay, sucess! Thanks for your help
sucCess, even. =/ lol!
‘stay stuck and u r fuqed’ not as mug but bookmark, fridge magnet or poster
Thanks so much for your generous gift MM. It comes on a day when I really need one!
I needed this. My lover and I finally ended it. I’m sure this will be the last ending. He finally admitted the whole ex/no longer ex deal which is all I really wanted to hear. He finally told me the truth and we had out last night together.
I feel like the weight of it all has lifted but still a little but sad. (I didn’t end up telling him I love him though. I figured it wouldn’t be right… Even if it is how I feel)
Hey woohoo – i am totally in the same boat as you. I feel your pain. probably the right thing for boat of us. right?
what sign are you? I am taurus/scorp rising/sag moon
both not boat
I’m a crab sun/Aries moon/Cappy rising…. He was a crab sun/Taurus moon…. Dunno rising. Anyway!!!!
Ah. I know from reading here that you have struggled with what to do re your feelings for him.
FWIW, I reckon with love and indeed all the big feelings, that mostly what we need is someone to bear witness to our experience. It sometimes isn’t necessary for it to be the other person. It can be a friend or indeed a community such as this.
You sound like you’re in a place of acceptance, which is so important, even if it’s not the outcome you wanted. xx
I think it really helped that he admitted that he got back together with her. The lies were gone an that dissolved a lot of the hurt.
Oh Mystic this is fab! I wish I’d paid more for it lol! (I guess I could always just buy it twice…?)
There was a line about Saggos in the style section that made me just want to sprawl on the floor of my office in my well-paid-but-boring-as-fuq job and cry with joy.
Looking like a brighter year… well maybe not ‘that’ bright lol.. stylin
Just paid for mine and happy to contribute to ad-less flash burn my eyes with meaningless guff annoyingness.
Just done the Mercurial initial scan. Will go back and ‘read’ it later.
The Krista Huot image is a standout! Love it.
Im to scared to look. : ( I’m over looking at the bright side of … Nothing.
Mystic having trouble accesing it. Payed through paypal. Where do i go to get it?