Venus Saturn Bitches Brew
Bitch Goddess Lilith on Jupiter, Sun trine Uranus trine Witch Asteroid Circe in a Grand Fire Trine…Venus on Saturn nearing sextiles with Mars & Pluto – voila relationship Grudge Flashpoints, ludicrous lucidity around your romantic patterns and strong trending indicators re potential developing scenarios.
More in your Horoscopes, obviously & this pic is called The Love Potion. She looks like she is trying to decide whether to clonk it on sulkyboots head or tip it into his Gin.
Thoughts? Candid clarity?
Image: Coby Whitmore
Or just…ooops as the wrist releases and it drops to the floor lol.
Oops precedes the mock flush of embarassment and the apology but upon closer inspection there is a glint in her eye
Ahhh.. there is some stuff alright. I can’t go into it all at the mo as I refuse to let my solar return day be a bummer and grateful that the Toro ascendant has a lovely long vold I think. I hope that will keep it zen.
Thanks for the Unicorn on the daily scopes Mystic. I am gonna make it all about me in my head and treat that as a birthday omen of magic xx
Happy Solar Return!
Happy B-day to another earthy Saggo x
happy birthday scorchy xxoo
Happy birthday! Celebrate it fitly!
Have a great birthday and a stunning year scorchy xxx
Big birthday hugs and kisses, Lady Scorched xoxoxo
Celebrate in style
Hope it was a great one SE, x
Hi beautiful peeps,
Thanks for the born day wishes
Yes, lovely day with those I love, good food, lots of well wishes and some treats.
Have to say though, as much as there was lightness and fun I still seem to have this serious tone going on under. Not sure if that’s my earth elements or this eclipse opposite?
Anywho, muchos love and gratitude to all xxxxxx
The big SR scorchy baby. happy happy ( leaps about snoopy like)
lol… love love xx
Great pic, great caption: “sulkyboots.”
Bitches brew reminds me it’s a Miles Davis record, influenced by the awesome Jimi Hendrix, whose birthday it is today.
Can we get his astro, Mystic?
Spending the day with Jimi today… : )
cool.
his astro was already covered a couple of years ago
http://mysticmedusa.com/2010/02/the-valleys-of-neptune/
Woohoo! Thanks Mystic!
Today’s lesson: Your wish may have already been granted : )
Should be an interesting week.. No doubting that..
it started with a bang!
When the astro gets like this i get reprogramming dreams. No matter what piscean mind wanders off into there are a group of ‘computer’ programmers trying to load, reboot and run a program into my…mind?…psyche? My piscean dream sort of happens anyhow but i can’t hear it gradually, and the reprogramming process comes to the fore until, towards the end of sleep, it ‘takes’ and somewhere deep inside me i know it is time to wake up, i have finished sleeping.
I’ll admit there are usually specific astro signifiers named in that process. The programme never takes on first run. It always runs in cycles.
This morning i think this is how i move through sould development phases. I am told it is something to do with Venus-Uranus energy. It goes like this:
Venus in Aquarius, 3rd house Comms, Mental Activity
trine and in mutual reception Uranus in Libra 11th house Place within group, social graces etc
Saturn enters into the mix as Saturn in Tau 6th house of the quotidian the daily ritual magic of your life squares my 3rd house Venus.
Mercury also joins this as he lives with Chiron (just what i need in my chart, another bloody centaur) in the 5th house in Aries and they are both opposed by Uranus.
I suddenly get how i grow spiritually or psychically throught the engine of Venus Uranus, using Mercury and Saturn as fuels. I’m going to add that my Saturn is trined by Pluto.
This is sort of wow the fuck out and shouldershrug yep at the same time.
So speaking of Chiron and dreams. I had this odd and vivid incarnation the other night. So I run downstairs into the basement level, which has morphed into a stable. It’s dark, it’s dungey, lighted torches every so many paces. I head into one stall and there is a horse with to my shock Lipstick, white face and painted grin. Hipster striped blouse and freaking cleavage. It gives me this saucy cheshire grin. It gets foggy after that. I remember leading it down the hallway further, then it’s gone. Centaurs are weird. But Chiron is in Taurus in my 1st house. Maybe I need to dress like a hipster looking mime?
Holy cannolli what a horse!!!
Your Taurus wouldn’t enjoy the clown look, i don’t think. No cheese before bedtime..?
A horse with cleavage is as disturbing as a bird with teeth. No, much more. But hilarious.
I have also been waiting for the right time to make a love potion gift as an engagement/xmas/birthday (Sag girl – my blood) present. Her beau is a young Scorpion.
Time. It’s never on the clock… any Piscean/12th houser can tell you that.
Oh i freaking love this astro. My grav clocks have been whirring and waiting.
lol. I have a digital clock in my room – cheap ass made in china – that cannot keep time. So I decided to leave it there on my bedside table (currently on something like GMT +6.235hrs lol) as a reminder that numerical time is just a human construct anyway.
ha. that’s such a lovely concept of time. i think that i have been too linear/concrete with time.
some may say I am not linear enough with my time…there’s a balance in there somewhere
There’s some clarity incoming, I can feel it.
I’m with Venus Rising on the Jimi-Astro-Longing. Dude was so unique. Spent a large part of my teens dressing as him. He was ridiculously stylish, effortlessly cool.
I feel something, also recently I realized saturn better, the reason it has to do with fear and what not, and authority, saturn is the control process, think about it, its how you take responsibility for everything and actively decide to control your life, so you might get scared of being in control, because then you would really have to work, to do things, to address things, to have real responsibility, thats why people dont want to take charge, they would rather someone else do it , they might privately bitch about their boss, but deep down they dont want to have to be in charge either, being the boss means you have to deal with the hard realities, with the whole thing, and being boss of yourself is the same way, deep down we want to go soft, to let someone else maybe tell us what to do and point us in the right direction, but we know we have to take charge, to take control, to take responsibility for everything, to be in control of everything we can be, so thats why saturn is so blockage inducing but also professional, its all or nothing, either you are actively in control and doing the hard task of being boss over yourself, or your avoiding it because its tough, but saturn also lends the pragmatism of how tough it really is, so my sister might be more aqua inclined because she has her moon there, but I would actually be a pro at it, know where to look about issues and the levity of the situation, the fact there are more sides to it and to make true change takes caution, whilst she might just feel the need to be rebellious and against the system, so think of saturn as a pro, unrivaled by everyone save the sun, but being a pro is tough, it takes a lot of work, and sometimes we are just to scared or lazy to address it
yup, you get it all right
nice one. true. it’s where you have to step up, sigh/grit teeth and pick up the phone or have the difficult conversation, sell the things, say “NO”, check the foundations for rot, read the fine print, book the meeting, stay home to study, finally understand what your boss is talking about, act/be professional.. yes.
ya, lately I have been understanding certain planets better, like jupiter, now I see it as the risk process, how you take a chance, the style of it, and what you risk for, because risk assumes a certain faith in life, so jupiter is where or what themes you have faith in, realized it from some alan watts lecture I listened to, now I get saturn better, this time from rewatching breaking bad for some reason, each planet is a process, even though jupiter and saturn are not “inner” planets we still use them a lot, so I already get the planets, but lately I get them on a deeper level somehow, dont know if that makes sense
does make sense. excellent. BB is definitely an outer planet show isn’t it! interesting re jupiter / risk. I also see it as trust. (which could be equated with ‘faith’, now that I think about it). it’s great to really start to feel like you have internalised what a planet’s energy.
Jupiter as ‘risk’ is pure genius and is the best description I’ve ever read, that resonates. I have Jupiter exalted and have just realized through your comment that I’m great at taking risks.
Saturn as a pro, brilliant.
Venus -Saturn conj natally – as in both sit at 29 Toro. If I may say, today might be the first day I experienced the use of this combo in Scorp by detecting the not-going-anywhere avenue in a what-might-have-been-a-potential relationship. Wish it could give me lighter news but reality trumps illusion any day.
Um, yikes. Mars-Pluto will be on my Uranus-Sun-Neptune, the moon will be crossing my Mars, Circe will be on my Moon-Circe-Jupiter, and Mercury will be on my Pluto. This week shall be an intense one.
I’ve been feeling super overwhelmed with school lately; with final exams coming up, I’m not sure I’ve got enough study time to ensure I pass all my courses. Cue me weeding out all my old bad habits as if with a flamethrower, trying to be less self-sabotaging, trying to comprehend my full potential, trying to get all my work done. You know, Mars-Pluto stuff.
But I’ve also been feeling more Neptuney lately. I’ve been feeling as though I NEED an artistic outlet, so between juggling assignments and tests, I’ve been trying to find time for art/writing/music as well. I had a dream the other night where I was fawning over this amethyst pendant that, in my dream, I owned. I don’t actually own an amethyst pendant- I’ve never been drawn much to crystals, but I think I should take the hint and go grab one. I’ve found a shop not to far from me that sells crystals, and I’ll be checking them out ASAP.
If anyone else has any suggestions/sur-thrive-al tips for me, that would also be muchly appreciated. I guess I’m fairly new to this whole self-nurturing thing.
In my dream workshop, we’ve learned that following the cues in our dreams (aka dream activation) is a great way to
1 – Get your dreams to become more prophetic (it’s like you’re “really listening” to them)
2 – Stumble upon cures, solutions to daytime problems
3 – Just nourish your soul and feel really good …
So I definitely think you should grab an amethyst crystal. Or even just the effort of going to look at the pendant could trigger the good juju. Would love to know if/whether you sense a shift or something awesome happens afterward!
I’m a Saturn pervert so any Saturn action is good for me! I like the astro at the moment, I’m in a Uranus transit lounge so perhaps the Saturn-Venus connection is hitting my Sun and helping to steady me a little. The Uranus stuff makes me feel like I’m on the edge of an abyss.
I’m in high speed process mode, fuelled by a constant haunting of the years 98-99-00, so much stuff I thought I’d got over but it feels as fresh as yesterday. Need to get it to go away asap so I can finally move the hell on. There really is only so long a person can use a lost love (no matter how real) to avoid the present.
Ha, what’s a Saturn pervert?
“There really is only so long a person can use a lost love (no matter how real) to avoid the present.”
Sigh…..if only it were that simple and easy, right? I feel for ya. Sounds like you grieve over a lost love for quite some time, just as I. In a world filled with people who “fall in love” with a different person each month, it sounds like you are one of the rare people who actually really and truly love someone and when you do, it’s forever. Best of luck with finding some way to move past your lost love….I sense it was their loss.
“strong trending indicators?” Say it isn’t so. I am prepping to go to war in a queen-of-her-castle-Mars-in-Libra-amped-by-Pluto sort of way. Still no trending indicator of anything close to romance. I’m tired of this game. Bring on the Mayans!
“Come, Armageddon, come!”
Morrisey
fantastic! are you going to see him next month?
Looks like she gonna slip old grumpy pants Don Draper some xtc.
totes candid clarity. it’s … fine, actually.
well this is all very fitting. (your astro description)
this pic is totally a unmanly power sulk, hopefully she has the antidote and she’s laughing at him until he turns around and stops acting out, love potions have to be the most naff love zombie thing ever.
I hope the bottle is full of saturn
yeah fuq the power sulk. speak now or forever fuq off, imo
‘s me
venus in aries ladies and gents x
LOL a bottle of Saturn, how handy that would be!!
What i referred to as a potion above is really a perfume gift to celebrate. There’s no need to “love potion” the couple as such cos all the love is there. And i think the Scorpion involved has his own bottle of Saturn right now
That was not at you mille, just thinking outloud
Thanks Ms i get that but had to make the distinction. Probably because i agree with you. I was married to a loCancer who did the powersulk and often needed a saturnsmack about the chops…
YES, yes, yes to the last 2. The clarity around romantic (& sexual) patterns is so what I need to fast track some renewal and I dislike using this word ‘healing’ so overused but (describes it) like “sexy” *snort*.
How long do these things last for? Just today….. the next week…… running up from the last week. I’m such a NOW person that I often can’t productively use the info. I just think: “this is happening now and today and tomorrow it will be different”…. it’s hard for me to think in indeterminate ranges.
It’s my birthday today
and boy have I come to understand my patterns in falling for the most awkward guys for me 
I’m 30 now and ready for realll loveeeee 
no fog machines this time!
happy 30th!
Yes … really! Happy 30th! It’s a fun decade, fo sho!
Bitchiness is not me, just can’t do it even if i dig deep, ruthless isn’t there either and superciliousness usually of my goes over the head usually of those it’s directed at.
Said no x 3 times to the Adonis over 2 weeks, refused offer of one of his amazing massages and to coffee & talk. But then i dream 2 night sin a row about a faceless lover!
‘sin’????
What happens the next day? He walks into my work place, says he’s got a job down next street so closely.
Sagg men love the chase don’t they.
‘What say no to me, but i’m hot & built’, he thinks.
‘Care factor’? thinks she.
Alas i’m doomed, he is seems determined to play nekkid bodies when i have reached the age where i need draping with gauze under candlelight.
Who sang ‘there’s murder on the dance floor, you had better not shoot the groom’?
Spelling & grammar out the window, conzentration disturbed by Adonis alpha male.
your first paragraph is so sagg, love that you knock back the guy and then have faceless dream sex lol xx
i’m doing venus saturn 2 ways- opposing my natal. actually check these out- venus-saturn opposing natal venus on natal uranus, mars-pluto on eros, lilith on lilith, jupiter on jupiter, mercury on juno… i swear if i DON’T meet somebody tomorrow i will stop believing in the magic future predictive powers of astrology forever. plus my house is a disaster and there’s a gargantuan volcano on my cheek and my mother’s coming to visit! perfect!! anyway venus saturn has been interesting. the last vestiges of that zombie stuff gone, replaced by love that just is, in whatever form. patient but not sitting around waiting. plus saturn venus is telling me that what i really need is somebody to support me through law school. ha saturn.
and really fuqed skin.
I have been waiting for this for 3 years. Let’s see what transpires. Sorry folks.. I still want him! Now that I moved back closer to him and he’s been in touch immediately since I got back.. let’s see. I know he is pondering things. xo!!
well I definitely feel like a bitch…but sometimes I wonder…which came first- the bitch or the annoying fuckery?
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