* Don’t fuq with their stuff.
* Not fuqing with the stuff of a Taurus ranges from not stealing their Porsche to not moving their toothpaste from its usual position.
* Don’t crap on with neurotic complex dialogue when food, money or sex will do just as easily.
* Taurus is just a more sensual version of Aquarius or like a Leo without the stage presence. Scorpio sans secrets. Taurus is more like this lot than you might think.
* Taurus does not like spontaneity OR for things to be scheduled. Both fuq with the Tao Of Taurus. Some call this control-tripping – Taurus says it’s Zen.
* You know they love you when they give you music.
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