Everyone around me is shitting themselves about Mercury Retro and stuff (worthless stress and pointless shortcomings) that I’ve processed that with your help and heads up about Zap Zone tests. Notice a pattern repeating in your life, choose a higher path or be doomed to repeat your mistakes.
I am like a pile of Zen rocks in a chaotic room of headless chickens. Absolutely clarity, and sheer joy resonate from my corner office while everyone
preps for a Mayan Apocalypse just outside my door.
Just now, the Head Honcho was irate at Telstra stuffing up their order by accidentally cancelling half their services for their residential. I believe she was on the phone with a probably-stressed-by-now customer representative for over an hour. At one point, verbatim the CEO sounded like a broken record having to repeat a simple question, “Well, why can’t I cancel my services with you RIGHT NOW?”. She didn’t seem to be going anywhere so I haute-ily piped-up and offered from a stone’s throw away, “Maybe you have to wait till they accidentally cancel it!?”
The humor seemed to defuse some of the office tension.
It all just reminds me that not everyone is on the same path of development, nor has your assistance. I’ll have to leave subtle hints regarding your advice, or lead by example, or post up posters of your quotes – however “stay stuck and you’re fuq’ed” isn’t exactly appropriate for the office environment. :p
Phoenix Wolf (Aqua, Cancer Asc, Aries Moon)
P.S. Still fuming the boss could be heard asking loudly to no one in particular: “WHY is *THIS* WET?” and then a moment later: “I *HOPE* that is water..”
Phoenix Wolf – lol thank you for this and it is my pleasure to be of assistance. Thank you for subscribing. You and the other spunky subscriber-peeps are funding this site & helping me to keep it advertisement free!
Knowing the astro-weirding of the times is like insider info – Mercury Retro is still a pain but you’ve expected it and can rationalize it.
Ditto with the Zap Zone – it’s still super intense but once you get what’s going on, you tap the enormous energy of Uranus-Pluto and are unlikely to be caught hanging out in the tar pits with the dinosaurs waiting for normality to resume. I don’t know what kind of office you work in but i think a big Stay Stuck and You Are Fuqed poster would be a fab idea – i should make some – yes? I’ve already got the awesome Mystic Medusa postcards…
Tell your boss from me that telecoms PEAK with inefficiency during Mercury Retrograde (they really take it to a whole bizarre new level) but she should be able to meditate and understand her dreams better, if that helps.
What does everyone else think?
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