“Astral Projection is a 100% natural blend of plant essences known for their sedative & dream-inducing properties. When dreams are vivid, lucid, and oddly profound, you have reached the astral plane. This oil combines the sedative effects of valerian, roman chamomile, & lavender with the vivid clarity induced by clary sage & clove.
This aromatherapy concoction is a perfect nighttime perfume. Soft, powdery lemon notes in a bed of sweet chamomile create a light, uplifting bouquet. Lavender and clary sage add an herbal accent while the cedar, valerian, and spices anchor the blend to a deep undercurrent. Hints of cedar & bergamot add to this smooth, relaxing fragrance while encouraging intuitive visions.
A few drops of this oil applied to pulse points will encourage your soul’s ability to travel in your sleep while the sweet scent of the plant essences comfort your mind.”
Right, as part of my radical new Zap Zone plan (and guess what? We all need one) i am on a full on training/nutrition regime run by a multiple Virgo MMA fighter (for when you really want extra oomph) & cancelling all evening social engagements until Xmas. This is the sort of obsessive shit that works, right? Well it does for my Mars-Pluto-Uranus in the 8th.
So Blue Devil Hoochie Juice & associated scoffing of garlic bread etc is to be placed by a NEW Neptune thrill – the Power Sleep. And to that end, i have ordered this amazing sounding Astral Projection concoction which i will then review for your interest. As always i paid for it so you will get as totes honest take on it.
Plus i have contacted the fab Crab who runs For Strange Women (remember the Horse cologne for Sagittarians?) and i am going to astro-interview her. As you know, i think dreams and sleep are a vital psychological and magical resource that we don’t tap enough. They say (i can’t remember where i read this but i think it was Jung) that if you consistently keep a dream diary for 21 days, “they” will start to contact and work with you more directly.
They who? I am not sure but let’s just say that it is a good thing and that we could all be in on this. Who wants in on my neo-Neptune club? Rather than sporadic “w.t.f was that dream?” moments, we will prize our sleep (i need to work on this, bigtime) and consistently record our dreams & then share the psych evolution…
Let’s do it – Astral Power Sleeping is the new cocktails and i’ll let you know what the potion is like.