Do you have Saturn Flu? Pluto Fatigue? Uranian Personality Disorder? Sometimes find yourself gazing at these people who seem to have their shit together on a daily basis – strong but serene?
You need a bottle of my amazing Transdermal Illuminating Soul Renewal Pluto Potion for instant Strength, Audacity and Authenticity.
You too can build a Dark Matter Machine in your bedroom/laboratory between running empires, maintaining excellent dental health and being a sparkling companion at raw vegan superfoodie or paleo banquets. Fizzing Qi, your every utterance quite quotable, smooth even glowing skin and not a single no-go area in your psyche. Plus the fab abs of a Brazilian martial artist.
There is but one catch. I haven’t invented the Transdermal Illuminating Soul Renewal Pluto Potion yet. And obviously the whole point of Pluto in Capricorn is that we DO work at things. The diamond being formed by non-stop pressure metaphor comes to mind here. Has anyone noticed how much everything has altered since Pluto got into Capricorn? The growth since early 2008? That we’re all working?
Everything is pre-Pluto-in-Capricorn and post-Pluto-in-Capricorn. Analogue or Digital.
The good news is that Strength, Audacity and Authenticity are actually the core benefits of Pluto in Capricorn.. The bad news is that you have to d.i.y. it. It ain’t instant. From this weekend, Saturn AND Uranus augment the process – maxing out the advantages of Pluto in Capricorn bigtime but aggravating Saturn Flu, Pluto Fatigue and Uranian Personality Disorder. You’ll any of these the most strongly where you’re not doing the Nowness.
Image: Peter Lindbergh