Count this is a Ludicrous Love Alert. Or maybe in some cases downgrade it to ‘lust’ and just substitute ‘insane’ for ludicrous. There could even be risk of Love Zombie Relapse in some cases. More in the Daily Mystic Horoscopes obviously but hey, haven’t some of you just had to w.t.f. stop-check yourself at the direction your mind is wandering down?
Blame the change of season, your hormones, the Large Hadron Particle Collider (who knows, maybe they DID warp something?) and Venus in show-offy Leo trine ‘screw-convention’ Uranus.
Yes of course we’re all busy processing these last few weeks of Saturn in Libra – mature, realistic and pragmatic insights about such subjects as gravity, geopolitics, money and time are totes us, right? And of course the Zap Zone upon is a full-speed/hi-Qi evolutionary trip in its own right.
It’s not like we would want the distraction of a technically stupid affair, a relaxing lust-crush scenario or to re-kindle something demonstrably batshit crazy already. Of course not. Or…?
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