Is Taylor Swift A Love Zombie?
Is Taylor Swift a Love Zombie?
It hadn’t occurred to me previously – i saw her and thought Saggo – f.y.i. people who are young, rich and famous are statistically more likely to be Sagittarius - long legs, long hair, country music singer, radically candid lyrics – you know Sagg Already.
And We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together could be an extremely Sagg statement. But then a few weeks ago, i got to listen to the song several times in a row and it occurred to me that it almost sounded like a whiny voicemail message. One that you would leave more than once, just to be clear about that.
As you probably know, she processes her feelings (a lot of feelings, often quite negative) via these songs that become massive hits. I thought she’d may just tapped a market of intense young girls BUT then of course, there was the allegation that she crashed a Kennedy Wedding.
So we look to her chart for the Love Zombie Indicator par excellence – a difficult Neptune aspect or two.
We have – the Sagittarius Sun and then Leo Rising – classic sleb ascendant; hair, ego, vanity, talent, art, stamina, charisma, attention seeking.
Moon-Jupiter in Kataka/Cancer – VERY emotional. And its opposite a loaded 5th House (Uranus, Mercury, Neptune Saturn in Capricorn – massive work ethic, genuinely a creative powerhouse, wants to breed.) South Node in Leo on her Asc – royalty in a past life lol, she would genuinely feel comfortable or that it was even karmically appropriate for her to be with a Kennedy like entity – hot, American royalty etc.
Love Zombie Tendencies? Her Venus is in Aquarius – a little eccentric maybe but rarely zomboid. BUT her Moon is direct opposite Neptune – that can be a little bit special AND she’s got Lilith conjunct Pluto in Scorpio square her Leo Rising and Nodes.
That’s so intense. Is Taylor Swift a Love Zombie? I think not but going out with her would be like dating a cyclone. She’s super intense and driven. Plus you don’t really fuq with the feelings of a Crab Moon/Lilith-Pluto in Scorpio girl.
Thoughts?
LOL!! Very interesting Mystic. I heard the song last w/e and was like ‘huh”.. it is a terrible song and I am now convinced that it does make her seem like a LZ. I keep hearing the song and I turn it off. From what I heard she wrote the song because of an ex that said to a friend of hers that they were getting back together. ??
Terrible song–Agreed!
I keep trying to cut her some slack, telling myself she’s just some lovesick teenager who’s been given a platform and she’s just doing what perhaps millions of 16 year old girls worldwide would do if some guy broke their heart …
Then I remember she’s almost 23 and I’m like my gosh, get over it already!!!
I just wish she would grow up.
ok, I am a certified Love Zombie (venus square saturn-neptune-uranus and jupiter, plus a handful of planets in Pisces), but even I think most of her “love” music is crap. should’ve figured she was a saggo, since she just seems really lucky to be so bland yet so famous.
also, we were born in the same year, so we have a lot of those same outer planets. I just prefer to work my aqua n. node.
I have similar astro to TS but Uranus Square Leo rising. No idea wot it means though. Any suggestions would be appreciated. Intense Square there!???
moon opp neptune would ooph up the delusion factos of the houses it takes shape across.
Love Zombie – hmm I don’t know . But I do I find something very inauthentic about Taylor.
Firstly I think she has been a beard to boot – Taylor Lautner, Jake Gyllenhaal, Chord Overstreet, that Jonas Brother who danced to Single Ladies in a leotard (cause the “fans” wanted it – sure sweets, you did if for the fans) etc. She has the lavender relationship down pat… yet she writes these awful break up ballads about them.
I also think she wants this Kennedy this boy (he is still a boy in my book) just because of his family name. She seems to be a Kennedy obsessive – does thinking buying the house across the street from Ethel Kennedy in Hyannisport, whilst dating her grandson just a tad creepy – or is it just me?
Also she is a spokes model for CoverGirl – huge animal testing company – yet she loves her furry friends. Loves animals (Ellen has something to answer for on this one too in my book…)
There is just something in the “Taylor” persona versus actions that is “off” for me – I can’t place it.
haha!! I agree with you ONE HUNDRED percent. Nobody else ever seems to feel the same. She REALLY bothers me.
Yes, super creepy. She strikes me as a lower chameleon.
I always thought she was just really naieve.. Maybe she will grow into a more thoughtful person? Or maybe it is too late..
no one as naive as she acts could possible manipulate the entertainment industry as successfully as she does.
In that case may she enjoy her time in sticky gumball, sacchirine-laced aspartame Hell! Cover Girl is gross.
No way, she seems extraordinarily calculating and is playing off her “young, sweet, innocent” image. And then POW, she’s calling her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend a ho. I see what you’re doing, Taylor Swift, and I’m not here for it.
I’m glad you brought this up because that’s what I’ve been thinking too. She’s strikes me as inauthentic.
I never heard of this song until right now. The bubblegum pop song is very fakey, manufactured pop music made to appeal to pre-teens and immature teens.
ugh…not liking what I am hearing. ugh..
Not the message, bitchy and childish nor the music boring.
She may not be a LZ but, is making money off enabling them.
Preach!
Yes, can’t stand the woman. Seems faker than fake. Her whole innocent, sweeter than sweet, little girl with crimson lips act makes me want to gag and she is totally playing predatorial with the Kennedy boy.
Soz – but I have truly never heard of her. Who is she? I admit I am hopelessly out of touch. Her astro sounds intense, tho’. I like reading about these Leo rising/loaded 5th house types, I have lots in my 5th and also Leo rising. I too write songs about my breakups. Weirdly I am not in the charts. Do they have charts anymore??
Well I don’t know about Taylor but I do know that Shakira wrote the best Love Zombie album in history! It is called, “Donde estan Los Ladrones” and it was given to me by my ex’s cousin when I was going through my Love Zombie era just after he’d dumped me for.. well, everyone else.
Cuz said that this album would help me express all my feelings exactly. It was brilliant for a while, but then I lost it and I think that was even better for my emotional health.
My fave was “Ciega, Sordamuda”. (Blind, Deaf, Dumb)
“Bruta, ciega, sordomuda,
Torpe, traste, testaruda”,
School girls learn these songs like tongue twisters…
The idea is that love turned her into a stupid, blind, deaf and dumb, clumsy, lost & stubborn thing – a love zombie! Anthems for the angry.
(I would link an awesome song, but youtube no likey)
P.s. Shakira is Aqua, Venus in Aries, & Moon in Cancer Opposing her Mars, Mercury & MC in Cap.
Love how her broody moon and militant venus are antagonistic to her Mars/Merc and this has been verbalised for millions of women to enjoy!
omg, yes! A number of the songs from that album are very love zombie-ish. Like Eyes Like Your (Ojos Asi in Ladrones.) basically, doing everything in the world to find eyes like this one guys’.
I know! And Si Te Vas is such a paltry threat song. If you go, I won’t be around when you get back – really she is saying plz come back!!!!
Such jealousy: You’ll see when you get tired of her how awesome I am – she’ll turn into a fat ho who steals your cash and I’ll be GONE. Lol, so tween.
Actually I just realised: “We Are Never Getting Back Together” is witch language for “You Better Get Your Ass Back Here NOW!”
Exactly the same title in essence of Shakira’s song, “Si Te Vas” (If you go..).
They are both threats…
Manifestation works by opposition. If you want peace & unity you usually manifest it’s opposite – disharmony and separateness – to find that peace & unity!!!
Oh girls..
Ambition overload. She has signed to play Joni Mitchell in the “Girls Like Us” film.
Okay, bust on me if you want, but I think the song is lol awesome! Crank it up every time it comes on. Maybe I like it because I once made the mistake of getting back together. I do not recommend doing this – ever. It’s like replaying a movie you just finished watching in fast forward. Or maybe I like the song because I’m Leo with Sagg rising & she’s Sagg with Leo rising.
I think the song is catchy, but I’ve always had the suspicion that she was poorly socialized as a child. Very Taylor Swift vs. the World, public humiliation of people that don’t like her, slut-shaming, Nice Girl Syndrome, etc. I would never want to be her friend due to the off chance that I make her angry and she writes a song about how much I suck.
I would totally take the chance. Even though I’ve never purchased any of her music – too pop – I rock out when I hear it in the car! I think this is her best effort yet – totally in control. Amazing layering & mixes.
I’ve been a big fan of Taylor right up until this song. I don’t find her inauthentic, but I do worry about how long she can keep making her brand of innocent/teen love story music work, even if only because she’s going to mature and grow past that being authentic for her.
On the LZ thing – yes! I didn’t realise this until the other day when I was talking about her and her string of eligible young men who she usually writes songs about to the boy. His response? “… I suspect she’s slightly crazy.”
Moon/Neptune opposition – maybe she’s more into the ideal than actual relationships?
moon opposite neptune – into the ideal rather than the actual relationships -
Bang on!
Reading these interps of moon opp Nept I was like “hang on, I have that”…
moon in gem opp neptune and MC Sagg
Thankfully a no-nonsense Saturn sits between my moon and Sun in Gem.
One of my alltime favourite pieces of advice is choose your delusions carefully.
When Saturn was going through my 7th house I was both a LZ and a LZ magnet. So glad that crap is bygone.
Lol – I probably can’t take the credit for that one, I think it’s a fairly standard moon/neptune aspect interp but it’s really obvious in her imagery – white horses and kissing in the rain and romeo/juliet style windows after dark scenes… it’s lovely, but hard to reconcile with the realities of relationships, you know?
I haven’t got any exciting Neptune crazy natally but I’ve run into it with a few exes – choose your delusions is absolutely it
This is hysterical Mystic! I was laughing so much until I remembered that I have Gemini Sun, Moon and Venus in opposition to Neptune in Sagg…
Is it special in a good way?
hey BG, of course it is/you are
Apparently if you tame the Neptune ( ha! sure) as in channell it’s highest vibe of transcendant reality you can utilise the stuff it opposes…in a nutshell. so, like, surrounding yourself with people who are heavy and soaking up their emotional baggage, especially while drunk, is NOT the best way to do neptune diffusion. Going zen and elevating your consciousness to access your purest universal intuition might be.
Probably also the proximity of the degrees in oppositions play a part in how strong/weak their influence in general.
Anything is special in a good way if you do it with love, right? hehe
Ooh. Good to know! I like that
Taylor is definitely Love Zombie, Mystic look at her north node in 7th house lol
I have that! It’s quite tricky sometimes I think. Maybe her being all LZ is actually her being on track?
Maybe is she starts getting all, I’ll go it alone SN in Aries we should worry!
These are my completely irrelevant yet must be shared thoughts on the Swift:
1) I don’t have many, thoughts of her that is.
2) Are her eyes really that tiny, and am I weird for thinking that – because she’s attractive (not to me but generally) but I can’t get over the idea that if she was near me, I’d expect her to smell of chemically perfume that’s a cross between hair product and sweet sick sugar.
3) I saw her in a Valentine’s day movie once and she was actually quite funny.
4) I’m not sure why I always think she could be Charlize Theron’s very much littler sister.
The rest of it I could care less about – though the astro is impressive. And I couldn’t name a song of hers if you asked me. In fact I thought the photo-message up there was something ripped off the daily mail, like not an actual album.
And soz, SO OFF topic, but does anyone ever get a fragrance impression off people before they’ve actually sniffed them and completely based on visage alone?
Like I think Cate Blanchett would smell like an expensive blend of wine, white flower and green scent, Jennifer Aniston would be Calvin Klein something, Monica Belucci would wear something milled by monks mixed with chastity sweat, the tears of goddess-whores and jasmine. So on and so forth.
What a great thought!
I kind of do – but mine is mainly to look at people and think they would smell bad or a bit minging – for example Robert Pattinson, Russel Brand, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Vanessa Paradis to name but a few. (I’m probably wrong about Vanessa though….)
I like yours better…..
Ha ha ha! I totally get that! Yes I do imagine people’s smells! Except I think LiLo would totally smell like sex and candy. Exactly like the song
Ha ha ha….minging…what a great way to describe a smell!!! Love it!
Moon/Neptune—definitely some type of zombie.With the Moon in Cancer she’s got the vulnerability/sweetness thing going but I’m never sure when that’s genuine.Alongside the freewheeling Sag vibe is Mars in Scorpio–the ruthless ambition and just the general sting of a lot of her songs—where she’s just getting back at someone,good old revenge.There’s underlying bite to a lot of her songs.There’s a lot of be said for Mars in Scorpio,a lot of drive there, a lot of intensity—
Hm. My only thoughts on Taylor Swift involve a moment of panic each time I hear my offspring singing along to some angsty/angry/lovesick/jealous/whatever tune of hers. I mean HOW can they possibly identify with all that negativity *and please god don’t ever let them*.
well, I have had love zombie moments for sure. But I also have a tendency to say fuck you, I didn’t want you anyway.
My neptune is mostly positively aspected, but does have a Inconjunct to my mars.
couldn’t resist posting this T Swift spoof.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlxJV8SZ0II
I also have Lilith conjunct Pluto but with my moon conjuncting. And since I’m a year younger I also have Uranus, Neptune, and Saturn in Cappy
What’s the deal with Nodes conjunct the Ascendant? I have this too in my chart,in Virgo,–but it’s the North Node on the Asc —-