When Mars In Scorpio Is Your Dating Coach
So is anyone finding that Mars in Scorpio is rendering their mate & date policy a little bit more raw & primal…? You know, straightforward? No nonsense.
Also, i got sent this site of sheer hideousness, Chateau Heartiste - he is a self-styled seduction expert just like Mr Neil Strauss whom we dealt with here & he must have a revoltingly maligned Mars or something. Mars in a black hole. He is like the male counterpart of the Love Zombie and we need to find a term for him. Black Hole Mars Guy does not seem quite right.
The site isn’t just kind of mildly sexist in a patriachy-lite way like GQ goobling over their Women They Love subjects. It is beyond. So please, check it out and tell me if we have not discovered the revolting secret twin of the Love Zombie.
And yeah who is debuting a primordial new mate-date policy to go along with Mars in Scorpio?
Ugh. Why did I just go to that site? I have a name for guys like that “hopelessly insecure.” Whatevs. I don’t get the LZ parallel at all.
the guy who sent it to me calls him the Love Zombie Manufacturer and he is possibly the male version of dysfunctional, hard to fix etc
it gave me a good laugh…barf!
That bald guy looks like a well polished turd.
the cartoon Betty Paige gal is super sexy HAUTE though. *catcalls*
Me too! I had trouble taking any of it seriously, except it wasn’t funny or clever enough to be satire.
Some of those so-called seductions read like cliche Playboy fantasies tapped out by dateless losers.
I laughed my head off at the 15 seconds of Magic Mindset guy I bothered to watch, who couldn’t understand why all the thousands of single women in NYC didn’t want to sleep with him. When I closed the link I got a window asking me was I sure I wanted to leave the page because I was about to learn the ‘secret’ to getting loads of women to kiss me. I hope he hasn’t just given me a virus
Boys: engage me, make me laugh, make me think, challenge me, even offend me, but FFS, don’t bore me.
I understood “love zombie” to be brought on by an extreme case of empathy that inexplicably transforms LZ into a receiver of messages from the God-channel that they didn’t know existed and that may or may not be relevant in this particular space-time situ. So, I understood love zombieness to be a spiritual problem that comes with 1) personal experience of the interconnectedness of all beings and 2) the limits of ego-desire to predict and control the course of events.
If men don’t share their LZ experiences, I suspect that to symptomatic of social conventions that expect them to be men – a projected idea – ie controlling, Mars types like the psycho on the website.
The idea that we must find an alternate male archetype for the universal condition of love is bogus. So, I suspect I misunderstood term “love zombie.” If we must male/female it, it must mean mean “total psycho in romantic situs” and nothing more.
I agree – why did I let curiosity overcome me? My eyes!!! Shit-heads like this douchebag make me want the internet to be policed. Freedom of speech my arse. This just encourages misogyny and… Just ugh! Double Ugh!! Not even a hint of irony in there!
Mystic, you should’ve posted a warning to only click on the link if you have a strong stomach
How blood-curdlingly ick. His Mars is fuqed and he probably isn’t.
haha – his mars is fuqed and he probably isnt! Totally! My first response was to gag but that quickly tapered off to boredom, i suspect his i.q. is even smaller than his penis. Maybe some one should write and ask for his b’day-he seems so self absorbed he would probably give it out to a stranger..
While I found it pretty revolting, it actually didn’t make me feel revolting. It confirmed for me that I’m better off single than settling. Just like the woman in the cartoon, I’ve found too many men to be more than a tad cowardly (not all I must add). I have to say, there have only been two times in the last twelve months where I wished I had a bloke. One was when I had trouble turning on my gas hot water system after I moved in to my new place, and the other was changing a light globe (I’m 5’0″). Incidentally, I was able to complete each of these tasks. So it was with some sense of relief that I read that blog knowing that such emotional putrefaction was not a part of my world. Is that ‘Mars in Scorpio’ enough?
Broke up with someone two days before Mars into Scorpio… Really hoping something awesome manifests for me and I don’t spend the whole transit masturbating (excuse the over share… But seriously!!)
I had a fling with a multi Scorp (sun, moon, merc) Mars in Cap last week. It. Was. So. Hot.
(Venus in Cap here)
(also he had Venus in Sagg, I have Mars in Aries).
And I literally gave him the speech the chick in the comic is. haha
I definitely am entering an enhanced no-bullshit zone.
oh, i think its just a mistake: our godess forgot to ad that small magic ingredient called “brain” when created that example of dust. but its so obviously… nobody can fall into that hole.
Yep, had a look, and guess what, not all females lie about their answers, honest cap here, even when it gets me in trouble with other pers.
So its 2012 and the male speices is still defiying evaloution and heading back to the dark agesses.
I suppose staying single will be my option for a while lol lol
Revolting much! What a douch bag!
It is too weird for rational discussion. The writer(s) pick from two flavors – self-hatred and misogyny. Anyhow, should we spend time on them?
NO!
BEST ANSWER!
i’m surprised you even gave the link, mystic, but then again i was curious to know how bad it was. and of course i was literally feeling nauseous reading through the whole thing. it reminds me of that nasty “skinny-bitch” style site that was making mean comments about some curvalicious model and that then was forced to start publishing anti-anorexia prop even though it was totally pro-anorexia before. anyway, i’m getting off-topic… between researching sororities to market tarot reading to and reading this, i’m about “socialled” out lol
Ha! Saw that one, too!
What is this dating thing you speak of?
…still nothing….
ah yes the pick-up artist crowd…yawn….still boring….Mystery at least made it interesting.
Ah, I am! Went on a date two nights ago (Saturday) with a Virgo who, while he did put his arm around me during the comedy show – which was fabulous, btw – he never ONCE tried to hold my hand. He never once physically claimed me once we left the theatre, when we were walking around, etc. This is all fine and well, mind, except he still tried to sleep with me, because everyone knows she’ll give it up if you buy her dinner once, right? I’ve not texted him since…
Have known about that site forevs. It’s interesting to see how some think. I don’t subscribe to their diatribes but seemingly many do. That is the sad part.
This is my Mars return (6th house); so far so good. Am in a committed relationship so there’s no real dating but sex is up by a couple points and I can’t complain.
Dating Market Value? This is going to make me lose my lunch.
I have half a mind to take a candid no-makeup nudie pic and post it along with my dating score to flickr tomprove humanity isn’t that shallow. But I already know that and just scanning that crap made me feel tired.
Using my cell so I can’t wait to read more and / or post about this one later with a bigger screen
Ewww. There is no way this guy has ever been on a date with a woman which wasn’t made possible by a webcam & a lot of lube.
heh heh
Black Hole Mars Guy?
ASSHOLE works for me.
DICK works fine.
Fire fish suggested Marshole… I like that too.
Marshole, lol … I live in Maine above Massachusetts, USA, and we call them Massholes. Works well for me!
I actually stumbled across this site a few weeks ago, and just shook my head. It sounded like lo-Neanderthal from the dark ages of humanity 30,000 years ago come to haunt us again. *Have club, bop girl, take girl back to cave* kind of thing.
My hubby scooped me up with a Hamlet quote, a whole lotta Piscean gooblyness, and being smart.
Girls, just be picky. That’s the best dating advice there is. Be picky!
I wish I could get a date!
Haven’t looked at the site dont need to. Living with my ex scorp of a week in an upstairs downstairs arrangement till I find a new house mate! ( beachfront peops! Just putting it outthere!) Me and Keira bonded over that blue body paint. I am so all over mars in scorp!!! MarsHole doesn’t stand a chance !
Beachfront eh. Which hemisphere/ city are you in?
Oz gold coast
Well shit eh. Tanks be to the great and good Lordy for the first cab off the rank commenter at Chateau Chunder:
Aileen Wuornos
“this is the most fucking bullshit and ridiculous shit i have ever fucking wasted my time laughing at.”
Prize for best comment ever.
Ok.. so I forced myself to start taking the quiz on my smartphone. Zero was my favorite number. HA! I don’t give a fuq! You either like me or not! I can be very comfortable with who I am if my guy feels the same and we have chemistry. That is it. Otherwise… no chemistry, we are done. I don’t wish this but I can handle being alone! I hate competition.. hate it!
OMG OMG OMG All I saw was BMI on that site. BMI!!!!!!
BODY MASS INDEX!!!!! WTF???? I will have to have a closer look when not at work. Sweet Jeebus!!!
Multiple conjunct Scorp married to a Scorp moon and Asc., with Cancer Sun. No need to say more.
I know who it is, its Dave! from flight of the conchords!
Dave: “I think you gotta use honesty here. I mean, you know it’s always the best policy, like the other day there was five, well maybe it was like four, really hot foreign chicks. They were like Swedish or Korean in my shop and they were like “Dave, we want to have a five way with you”. And I just told them “Honestly? Okay.” And then I just gave it to them hard, and that’s the best way to go. Then after that they’re like “Dave, will you marry us?” and I was like “Excuse me, but I don’t think monogamy is legal in this country, I dunno where you’re from”. You gotta try honesty, it works the best. ”
Jemaine: “Dave, do you actually know any women?”
Dave: “Yeah, pretty much…”
funny
(is it wrong that I swoon at kiwi accents?)
Just had a FoC marathon last week. love em. Thank you for the laugh
I love there sense of humor, its the only one of its kind I think, that weird childish silliness, yet played seriously, and the accents just push it over the top
What drivel & drool that site is. Me: BMI lower than normal, flat derriere, small boobies, need to wear long sleeves, over 60 and men adore me and call me a goddess. (And my employer calls me darling or beloved).
Obviously something called carriage, personality, empathy & charm hold no currency in that site. Sad if women take notice of that nonsense IF they do.
One way to tell, Pegasus: how often is the website updated?
If frequently, dude has a LOT of time on his hands!
But I’m not looking to find out. Bleaurggh
It took me a couple minutes to decipher what MH meant by “waysa” on the list of age ranges… It was for the over-49 crowd. Waysa means why are you still alive. And then i wanted to puke all over again at the thought that someone (or several) have used that phrase often enough that it merits its own acronym….
Ex Just rang to finally explain after 3 weeks of silence. he’s met someone – well no shit sherlock. It still hurts. I have written him off but the news is still a shock. Jsut when I was over him and feeling sunnier BAM I get pulled back again.
But the good news is he has a new mobile number so he hasn’t been getting any of my texts and I don’t know what it is. so I can rejoice in the slience as FA advised in an earlier post.
Done my low mars in scorp now time to phoenix.
I’m not too devo jsut sad.
We wer e a classic Mars/ Venus, karmic, you name it thang,but never meant to last 4 years. Only through my stupid loyalty and diminishing ego did I hang onto nothing.
Sorry Leo.. I have to say that I am glad he called to tell you. Altough, isn’t 3 weeks very quick to find someone and disconnect from someone you have been with for 4 years. I have trouble with that .. but I can feel your hurt so I hope you can keep moving forward. [hugs]!!!!
Thanks for hugs VE. Need em. Not going to dice and splice this one I am ready to move on. Other MM peeps know the whole story. Jsut a shock thats all. its typical of how weak he is. Stoner of course say no more.
more hugs Leogroover – its a sort of milestone when that happens, yes? sad, but you hopefully don’t get pulled back so far this time, and even less the next time there is a cross-over. sounds like you are way better off and better still, you know it
Of course, it’s a shock and I agree with everything you said. I’m the same way, whatever the reason best of luck to them. Like you, I would feel sad and there are moments of barely there whimpers you swallow for all you’d hoped for and still feel.
Still, after YEARS of having gone thru this, I’ve come to believe in the goodness of being a WELL-MADE woman. We are crafted not only by our joys and our accomplishments, but our sorrows. How well we ferment bitterness into compassion, and how with time, we find a way to smile at those who leave us.
Whether truth or folly, let them go unhindered. Never forget love is an energy, and in having opened yourself to it, you acquire more space in life, more meaning. Those who are humbled by it are in fact those who master it. In the end, this is what makes us, this is what feeds us. You are love.
As someone who’s been left a fair share of times by her lovers, many of whom have returned again for one reason or another, I can assure you that time is not kind to those who waste hearts and forget it’s a precious resource.
YOU my darling, will be full even alone. You made yourself a positive part of someone’s experience, you made your part matter – we can’t control what they choose to do with that. Be the dangerous one – that is the person who doesn’t have anything to lose. He just reminded you, that you are enough. Heaven help him if he tries again in future, you’ve outgrown him already.
You just can’t feel it yet. But it’s obvious from my spying perch. Hugs.
xx
FA, I’m saving that comment. It’s just so beautiful.
Fanks CC.. it’s all hard earned believe me
Beautiful.
dang. here’s to being a well-made woman
This! Cheers!!
So well put and, yes, hard earned…I have half a mind to get “ferment bitterness into compassion” tattooed on my forehead now so I remember that every time I look in the mirror.
Yes! Am finally tatt-worthy haha.. thanks 12th house.
How about just WORTHY:-) x
Beautifully said Angel.
I feel so blessed FA for your time and wisdom writing to me and other MM postees. I am speechless as to a reply as Im still taking in your words that have been sent to me via the universe
You’re welcome. I can honestly say I don’t think I’ve ever had anyone leave where it didn’t eventually make sense. After the sting and the pining, I’ve always come back to thinking about how I played my part.
Be proud of that. And be proud of you.
Truly you have no room for the half-hearted when yours is so whole no? xxxooo
I never know if I should laugh or cry when I realise how really, really scared some men are of women.
Is the world really full of these sad, single guys- they spend their teens/twenties in their mother’s basement, smoking weed and playing war simulation games – fapping to torrents they download of women with “juicily plump” lips performing certain sexual acts but who don’t swear. Only whores swear right? And HIS girlfriend would never be a whore!! No way – he’s gonna find a nice girl like his mommy – with niiiiice juicily plump lips, just like his mommy has……… yeahhhh, mmmm yeah
Poor pathetic souls……..
LOL. Well said
This is precisely why I am relieved to be single and not looking.
love how he says accomplishments and social stature or whatever don’t rate in the female dating but they are important for men but NO mention of dick size -helloooo? You can’t have it both ways, rank women by their cup size and flatness of tummy, prepare to be judged on your earning capacity and penis dimensions.
my feeling re this dude is that the last time he got to apply his dating standards was when he managed to save enough money from his unemployment pension to visit a brothel.
Lol!! Yes, it is funny how the old penis size is a non-subject amongst even the most unrealised and objectifying of men.
Call them out, I say!!
(*disclaimer* No men were hurt in the process of creating this insult. I advise that this insult is not to be used at home or in the company of kind and bright men).
Gold Mystic, pure Gold! I’m a Saggo with Scorp rising and Scorp in Mars and Venus…and you’ve just made me realise that my dating manifesto has always been Scorp in Mars…without realising it?!…until now! If I can’t respect my mate physically, mentally and emotionally – i.e they have strength in those areas to match me…I don’t take them seriously as a long term partner. I blame my son’s father’s insanely good archery abilities for my lowering my usually high standards…he was a multi Libran for feck’s sake!? I’m pleased to say I have now found my match in a multi Leo….if only he could get over his pride about the inevitability of it happening and he not directing it!!! Hhhhaa oh well
…I can’t help being an intuitive as well!?
I wish mars in scorp was my dating coach . In spite of FA’s genius Sex Panther advice in a prev post, I feel – today at least – like I am slipping down the rabbit hole of piscean vagueness. Complete absence of routine and urgency / desire to do, like, anything. Help. Saturn is aspecting almost all of my personal planets, neptune is aspecting zilch (I.e. I can’t blame this on anything except me.)
Think I’ll go do some laps and see if my brain wakes up.
lol the library I’m at blocked me from accessing the site… just read the Strauss article though which also made me laugh with the “on the clock” comment – so funny and probably true
aren’t there theories out there about people with no top lip?
seriously, while its important to know what’s going on across the globe, more attention I think should be focussed on the empowerment of those who’re subject to this kind of influence (especially the targets of such behaviour)
I refuse to touch my laptop to that guy’s website. Might catch something.
As far as dating goes, I was born with Mars in Scorp, 8th house. Not much coaching going on. Maybe if it was a Scorp Mars in another house, like the 7th, say, there would be some kind of dating guidance? I don’t know.
As always, only the strong need apply. Scorp Inc. cannot be held liable for any damages incurred by the faint-hearted, wishy-washy, and conflicted carriers of ye olde baggage.
Oh don’t get in such an uproar over that link, he has a “dating market value test for men” too. I lol’ed at some of the questions:
15. What is your IQ?
Under 85: -1 point
85 to 110: 0 points
110 to 130: +1 point
130 to 145: 0 points
over 145: -1 point
-1 for over 145. Hahaha!
Gee, Mystic, is Mars *your* dating coach? Up kinda late, weren’t ya?
Nudge nudge, wink wink.
Been off dating for a while, Aaand realized because of certain insecurities,
I’ve been selling myself short, aaaand now I’m done.
It’s warrior time, feeling it on the inside like how Keira looks on the outside.
You’re done selling yourself short? Props. \m/ + *snarl*
he noticed something genuine about woman, found out a way to take advantage of it to the extreme, got such crazy success doing anything else would just leave him saying, see I should have never stooped dominating, then took it to the most extreme lifestyle conclusion to take advantage of it as much as possible, and has built his entire world view merely to cater to and justify what he does. Normally this would be whatever, but I think this guy is actually kind of smart it seams, dangerous. Im sure you could find a way to consistently get girls to like you just because they want your approval so bad, and if you eased up then, of course, the only reason they liked you being the scarcity of your approval/affection, then they would be turned off pretty quickly when confronted with the opposite behavior. However saying that being nice or showing affection in any form other than his would turn a girl off is bullshit, obviously there are MANY situations where you can be too nice, as well as you cant act out of insecurity or take something too far, but if a girl really likes you and your nice to her, her heart would just melt, the only way this is not true if she only likes you for how unlikely it is that you like her, so I can see how he trapped himself into this worldview, oy.
So the most tragic thing is it could work, read his stuff, its terrifying, but I dont think its real love at all. If you have to set up a whole system and get someone addicted, if you have to turn them into a love zombie just to have them, then they never really loved you at all. Real love is being yourself together, its about connection, depth, maturity, and learning from eachother, its both being free to be your true self(not adhering to strict controlling rules) and inspiring you to be your best self. I dont think I have seen a bleaker more terrible horrible world view in my life, read some of the stuff he puts, uggh
maybe saturn in scorp will be his reckoning
also, real people will fall for this, I could have fallen for this, thank god im all pisces everything is magical beutiful and meaningful and what not, also I am so nice down to my core I could not ever act the way he prescribes, if I ever hurt a girl the way he thinks you ought to, I would weep for days on end
the moral of the story is, nothing controls you, not a man, not a beverage or drug or show, nothing, you must be able to be without anything if it came to that, as long as your are in control of your own shit, and dont abide your fair self agency, ner a love zombie problem will ye face
“… ne’er a love zombie problem will ye face” hahaha
Did you notice that the higher a woman’s IQ, the lower her score?
I’m going to throw up.
The only woman this smarmy little pustule will ever score is a blow-up doll. Not even the most bimbonic female would hang around for a nano-second with this nauseating fuqwit.
He clearly hasn’t pulled anyone since sixth grade, hence his need to virtually vomit his misogyny on the internet.
Guys – read him for tips on how NOT to get laid.
I just want a man with balls. Is that too much to ask?
Hmm. They’re not meant to be just decorative so I totally understand where you’re coming from.
And not to generalize in one sweeping motion but a large percent of the un-evolved male population are not strong of heart when it comes to love, sometimes they actually treat this as fighting an invisible enemy. Hence the unfortunate preferring for actual battle.
But my goddess actually bluster up and break down your door? Nah. Unless they are Uranian and have been ignored for at least a few months, but technically that’s not courage – more foreplay.
Dating Coach? Blech. They’re sealing it with a Kiss in the Ukraine, where a real life “sleeping beauty” reposes on a bed staged at a museum. Kiss her and if she wakes up, you’re bound by contract to marry her. Period.
No ifs, buts or mentos. But what if it’s a Sleeping Zombie?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ukraine/9494831/Sleeping-beauties-seek-fairytale-love-at-Ukraine-art-installation.html
Lol! I was just reading that article on another site. My God. I’d keep my eyes firmly shut!!!
YES! Did you see the guys who came up? Shudder.
What disturbed me was that he gave women -8 for being over 48.
He gave men who had been arrested for possession of child porn -1.
He is a fuqing sociopath.
Darling Creatrix,
Off track…4corners had an interesting show last night re probiotics and fish oil being great help for littlies on spectrum. Avail to watch on iview for next 13 days, still watching it myself and thought of you. Xxxx
Lol, I recorded it but haven’t watched it yet! Thank you for thinking of me you are a sweetie.
I have loosely got little one the “Gut & Psychology Syndrome” or GAPS diet. Have you heard of it?
It’s basically all about upping the fatty acids and probiotic content in the diet – you drink probiotic milks, yoghurts, soups and sauerkraut. Eventually you get to raw smoothies. Healing the gut bit by bit is the idea, to the point you can more or less eat normally.
It is relates poor diet/gut issues and various syndromes Schizophrenia to Autism, and Epilepsy being helped by this diet (I am epileptic).
Apparently the poo of autistic kids contains toxins that are similar to poisonous tree frogs due to a lack of flora in the gut. I am getting my little one tested by a naturopath soon to see what state his gut is in.
re Nutrition & Schizophrenia (but the implications are numerous):
“Feed Your Head”! Amazing and enlightening. This is just a trailer, but I Highly Recommend checking out the full doc:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwrpW3TYl4c
Thank you Scorps! Will look into this, xx.
Creatrix, Thank you Hun, looking into, had only heard of gluten casein free before xx
How does pedophilia make the list?! He is a fucking sociopath, and ought to be hunted down and burned on a stake for attempting to normalize preying on children.
*dialing*
Hello, HackersRUs? I’d like to register a complaint.
Totes
Love both pics, Mysic. I often feel like Scorpio is my dating coach.
I think we should all do a FLASH PUSSY RIOT and crash his site! THAT would be newsworthy, Strauss.
So Awesome: I’m in!
This is the kind of guy who ends up ordering one of those lifelike girlfriend dolls on the Internet or having his dick cut off by a long suffering wife.
Nah, I think guys who order those dolls are way better than this troll, lol. ie. Lars and The Real Girl
I have natal mars in scorpio and I am trapped on the earth so Im going to explode. as Jenny Holzer would say. I was a Love Zombie until I woke up as a Giantess with telepathic power, chronically astute hunches and a sudden understanding that radio and light waves are the same thing. Im done with all manner of junk. A steel shutter came down.
well, they’re all waves, just different frequencies.
thats what i know now! and some of the waves are kilometres long. its just so great to realise this.
I’m into generating a pressure from a different direction and I really can’t give a shit about the concept of dating advise from a WOMAN-HATER dickhead such as in that website. I’m all control and into zap zoning myself to an overseas job – my one big shot where the next phase of my masterly transformation awaits!
How’s that for Mars in Scorpio dating coach? ! Evolve already.
Sweetie it is not that we give a fuq what the dude thinks, it is that we are trying to find a male equivalent to the Love Zombie. And the Marshole could just about be it?!
I don’t know Mystic – Mars has nice qualities too.. I guess I would go with “Get Lost type”… I know, not as catchy as “Marshole”… Now that I typed it, I have to admit, it is growing on me..
I do prefer the term “Marscissisitic” as in – tendency to get your Mars on because that’s what you like even if Mars-energy is totally out of context in the given situation because the Marscissistic personality must put self and Mars at the center of everything.
Only advantage of Marshole to me is that its easier to spell.
lol!
Sounds like this guy has some sort of Marscissisitic wound which resulted in borderline pedophilia tendencies. Mommy and daddy issues. Not sure what that astrology would look like.
I love the word “Marscissisitic.” Can we keep it?
would make me very proud. Thanks! 12th house
Marshole ! Check. This guy just makes it easy to say NOOoo, right girls ? I mean when your totally desperate for a bit of canoodling and would probably go home with any reasonably decent human being this turd comes along and has you safe at home in bed by yourself in no time. Musing to yourself that life as a mystic nun ain’t so bad.
Think of him as a natural form of contraceptive. He could perform great service in this capacity in developing countries.
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