It is very simple. THIS is where we should be – chilling out on the Dark Moon, waiting for the New Moon in Leo, exfoliating and scheming snazzy fresh strategies. There is essential oil of Tuscan Blood Orange in that water and an attentive butler/maid/time traveler mixing up Blue Devil Hoochie Juice Mimosas with Pluto Juice whilst you fluff around in the spa.
You get it, right?
But Saturn is going APE at the moment – sextiling the Sun, square asteroid Bast and all – so THIS is more likely to be where y’all are at, yes?
Cognitive dissonance to the max but Saturn says you ain’t even got time to sit down and explore that neuro-whatever. Saturn To Us: finish your work, floss your teeth and would it kill you to not eat crap for two days in a row?