I am doing a detox. All this makes me want to add vodka to my chlorophyll drink.
Okay. This is insane. I get that cheating happens but how come all the confessional crap? That is what’s weird about it. All the mea-culpa with Mercury Retro in her $$$ sector makes me think she’s gotten advice to come out all contrite. Otherwise, it would just be the usual deny-deny-deny would it not?
Remember i said this is NOT a good time to try to hide things, especially if you’re you know, royalty, a sleb or a hairdresser heh heh.
The pic above also makes it look like she KNOWS she is being photographed. That’s a flattering angle.
I DID wonder how her director in Snow White got such a good performance out of her, well well well.
It is also all a bit pervy as the director Rupert Jordan’s wife Liberty Ross (aristo-model, mother of his children, he met her when she was a teenager and waited till she was “of age” before pouncing, he was seven years older) played Snow White’s real mother in the movie.
We need to know the signs of the director/lover and the missus. Kristen also needs to watch it, lest she be torn limb to limb by Robert’s fiercely loyal fanatic base lol.
Whilst we are astro-analyzing US Weekly – Katy Perry with John “sexual napalm” Mayer? Tell me this ain’t so.
Astro-Memo To Katy: I get that you have Venus-Uranus in Saggo (unconventional choices, fuq you to whatever trad dictated when you were a teenager, bad boys, Russell thing etc) BUT You have Saturn crossing your Ascendent till October. Part Of Me was a genius move and totes astrologically appropriate.OMG in fact you have Saturn transits till 2020. More fame, wealth, influence, work, cut-through art etc but this is not exactly screeching ‘fun fling’.
And finally, in other Mercury Retrograde fuqery, this awesomely ludicrous story: “IRANIAN nuclear scientists are pleading for help from the world’s top computer security experts to help them stop AC/DC’s Thunderstruck blaring at maximum volume through their workstations.
Respected researcher Mikko Hypponen posted emails about the heavy metal assault from hackers against the scientists after verifying they came from Iran’s Atomic Energy Organisation.
As well as shutting down parts of their operations network, the computer worm was also broadcasting AC/DC, according to the scientist.”
THOUGHTS? No, forget thoughts. EXPLANATIONS?
Plus: this is the pic that the cuckolded wife posted on her Twitter before shutting it down. I think having your hubby adulterate with his star would be infuriating enough – all those late night script sessions you were understanding about but when you were a teenage bride and there suddenly is Kristen, who played your daughter and you cannot help but visualize her in the Snow White outfit. Seriously, you’d scream the house down. I uphold peeps rights to express themselves without tired old bourgeois constraints and all but i am on Team Liberty with this one.