“Salt Made From Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine. Experience the full range of these flavours in this exclusive collection.”
Honestly, w.t.f? Which Sun Sign would buy these? Gemini for the novelty? A sadistic Scorpio? Capricorn would employ the tear-suppliers, most likely on contract. No cry – no pay. Virgo? Lol. Any Virgo this would be in massive cringe mode from the hygiene issues, seriously. Thoughts?