It’s not just the Eclipse, Zap Zone and myriad of Mars squares making this week/month weird. It’s Neptune stationing Retrograde right now. You know Neptune is not totally a planet but a sort of drug? It’s stationing retro makes for weird strange nebulous days.
Seriously, i woke up this morning after an insomniac night with Saturn Neck (necks always go bung during stupid Saturn Transits and then they fix up once you grok some ‘mature’ truth) and my Aquarius cat having gone crazy-bats. Honestly, like a Louis Wain cat.
So suddenly I’m up at the vets at 7am, high on Voltaren & coffee talking to the Vet Dude. Tesla, i told him, was acting like a Louis Wain cat and even though she’d always been very aloof, diffident and Aquarian, this was unusual. Vet stopped and stared at me. “Do cats have star signs?” Cue interesting conversation. He said he wasn’t going to tell me what sign he was so i said “you’re an Aquarius.” Vet Dude was suitably stunned. It’s not just the electric-indigo air that Aqua men have, they always refuse to tell you their sign. So, simple really.
Aquarius Vet put Aquarius Cat on Prozac and i went to work out with the Paleo-Crossfit Fanatic Capricorn because i am not a wimp and Voltaren means you can do crap like that. Paleo Capricorn’s version of the Venusian Retrograde is that she’s gotten about a dozen different apps to enable her “getting out there again” in the gay scene after a break-up. During squats where your bum is meant to hit the floor with each squat, her apps alerted us to a new “prospect” about every five minutes. One eligible was – according to the app – in the ceiling above us, which was a bit scary. Like Alien.
Then I got home to the Aquarius Cat bombed out of her mind, swaying and staring into the cat bowl like it was the scrying dish of Sauron and i had several more emails from people concerned about the influence of the Illuminati. Was I, asked one person, willing to go public about the existence of the Illuminati thought control bases on the dark side of the Moon? I’m not but i think the cat might be.
The Nebulosity that is Neptune going Retro is a brilliant harmonic to the harshness of Uranus square Pluto and all though, it’s like a cosmic form of dental gas, don’t you think? And what is your version of the Nebulosity?